As I saw it, I really thought this story sucked. And then I got a hold of my USB and opened this folder called 'Stories'. In it, were old fanfics I made for Naruto. I started reading, and I chuckled to myself lots of times (because I can't LOL, my sister's sleeping) and thought, "Hey, these ain't half-bad!"

I started to regret that I deleted these fanfictions, and I thought I couldn't put them back on, 'cause I thought I deleted most of the chapters. The only ones left were the thirteenth and the fourteenth chapters, and one that was labeled 'ALMMU'. I quickly assumed that was the first chapter. What I was so stupid to overlook was that my stories take an average of about 40 kb, while 'ALMMU' took, like, 309 kb. When I was done reading the previous stories, I took a look at the file named ALMMU. And there they were. EVERYTHING, chapters one to thirteen were there.

I decided to repost these, with minor edits like proofreading and stuff. I also added these little thingies at the end of the story that show their reactions. I'll keep most of the story intact, especially the first few parts, because you can really see how much my writing has developed. Enjoy.

I am VERY weird...this story would only consist of five chapters- five short chapters. [EDIT] Look at how far I've gone now!! –happy dance-

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: Contains a not-so-healthy dose of weirdness. You might need some counter-medication.

Now on with the story!

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A Little Marriage Mix-up

Chapter 1: Ring Bearer and Flower Girl

It was a typical autumn day. The trees were a magnificent blend of golden brown and orange. It was windy, perfect for flying kites. Birds were chirping, and children were playing.

BORING!!!!

Who'd like a story like that?!

In truth, it was summer. It was raining, and it was summer. Much better…

So… what do I do now? Oh yeah, Naruto was stuck inside. And he wasn't complaining, either. He was squatting on the floor, working on something on a piece of paper. Here's what he wrote:

Bride: Sakura (then a tiny little heart right beside it)

Groom: MYSELF!!! DUH!!!

Bridesmaid: Ino

Best Man: (he left that one blank, though he was considering ramen…)

Ring Bearer: Gaara (he was still debating on whether or not he should cross that out)

Flower Girl: ________________

"Flower girl… I know! Hinata-chan!" And so he scribbled it down on paper in his barely intelligible handwriting (assuming he actually writes, of course.)

He checked the window... it was still raining. He sighed. He took out a little box... and opened it. It was his proposal ring. A simple circle made of three 14 karat white golden wires, entwined together to make a single ring. He knew it wasn't much, but it was an heirloom, or, more specifically, a cursed heirloom. Whoever wears it cannot take it off, and the only one who can remove it is the one who truly loved her. But then, who would believe that sort of fairytale poppycock?

And while I was blabbing about the ring, Naruto fell asleep. Hey, was it that boring?

And so he slept... until about three o' clock in the afternoon. And by then, he's, one, hungry, and two, hair-raisingly late.

"Oh, I am sooo late!" he said as he slurped down his instant ramen, which was very, very hot.

"Aaah! My tongue!"

He stopped eating his ramen.

He ran back up to dress. In a coat and tie. Which is scary.

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Naruto: That was pretty short.

Me: I know. Like you.

Naruto: Shut up. And by the way, how could I have a family heirloom?

Me: I have no idea.

Naruto: WTH?! You wrote the script!!

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END.

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