Author: g_girl143 / gwendy Rating: PG Chapters: One shot ficlet Summary: We've seen this principle applied to the Leonard/Penny relationship. But what happens if it's applied to Sheldon/Penny?
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the series and am not making any money out of this despite putting my sweat and blood into it. So save me the lawsuits and just allow a beggar to indulge in fantasies. Thank you. A/N: My shortest fic ever. The wordings are pretty self-explanatory.
In front of Apartment 4B...
"Penny, before we proceed with our first venture into a dating situation, I would like to propose an experiment."
"Are you talking about Schr dinger's cat?"
"Precisely."
"Okay. Breath mints?"
"Why, thank you, that's very thoughtful."
...
"Ready, Sheldon?"
"I honestly can't say that I am, but I suppose the only way we'll know if the cat's alive or dead is to open the box..."
One hour later, Apartment 4A...
Howard.
"Well, looks like Sheldon and Penny are a bust. Penny's car is still parked by the apartment."
Raj.
"We all knew it would never work out. So Leonard, you can stop online cat-hunting and listening to emo music now."
Apartment 4B, around the same time...
Penny broke away from Sheldon and stared at the ceiling. Sheldon's arm was still around her shoulder, and they were both naked, save for the comforter Sheldon was now shakily pulling up his chest.
"Holy crap on a cracker," Penny said, licking her lips, the taste of Sheldon still lingering. "That was one live cat."
"Not to mention feral," Sheldon quipped. "Was biting my ear and clawing at my back really necessary?"
THE END
A/N: Sheldon and Penny's chemistry is LE-GEN-DA-RY ^_^ Here's again, wishing we'd see this as an episode ^_^ Oh, there's a fancomic for this one. Go to http:// g-girl143. livejournal .com / 9111 .html just eliminate the spaces, dark won't allow URLs