Parting is such sweet sorrow.

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The Handbook of Central 46

Afterword

If you are reading this paragraph at this moment, you have taken the time to read and comprehend the summary of this rulebook. We thank you for your time and interest in this manual.

For the captains reading this, we are thankful for your interest, but this manual is not for you. As stated in the foreword of this manual, a captain's manual is in the works and will cover the necessary protocol of your rank.

For the lieutenants reading this, we are glad that you read through the whole entirety of this book. It is necessary that we break down the correct and proper ways a person of your rank should behave. It is important to explain the proper behavior of your rank in order to show the lower ranking members what they are not supposed to do.

As stated in the first paragraph on the first page, this handbook is solely for the purpose of correcting the irrational and negative behavior of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads. In no way, shape or form should the rules in this handbook be seen as a cheap attempt at humor.

All of the rules in this book have been created from the day-to-day observations of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, recording their irrational and intolerable behavior. We hope to have corrected these behaviors in order to preserve the reputation of the Thirteen Court Guard squads. The improper and reprehensible conduct reported in this manual will NOT be tolerated and any other member of the Thirteen Court Guard who believe they can reproduce any of these actions will be dealt with by Central 46.

The language in this manual is clear and precise and the interchangeable terms that were used were explained clearly. If there are any questions/comments concerning the information inside this handbook, they shall be directed towards Sasakibe-fukutaicho, lieutenant of Squad One. This handbook shall become an annual entity and Sasakibe-fukutaicho is now the head editor of this handbook.

Once again, thank you for your patience and concern.

Captains, your handbook is next.