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LUKE SKYWALKER
Books: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Lightsabers
The Moron's Guide to Parental Relationships
How to Raise Your IQ in 10 Days
Are YOU a Slobbering Idiot???
Magazines: Jedi Insider
Movies: O Father, Where Art Thou?
LEIA ORGANA
Books: Every Girl's Guide to Starting a Rebellion
Dating the Smuggler and Where it Will Get You
Hair Styles that Rocked the Galaxy
When Your Son Turns Sith…
Magazines: Alderaan Style
Movies: Alderaan Beauty
HAN SOLO
Books: Charming Slugs
Help! A Mandalorian is After Me!
119 Argument Starters
How to Deal with the Protocol Droid in Your Life
Shyriiwook for Beginners
Magazines: Corellian Sleemos
Movies: Nerfherder
LANDO CALRISSIAN
Books: Choosing Your First Freighter
How to Successfully Cheat at Sabaac
The Complete Guide to Destroying Superweapons
Imperial Weakness: Making a Deal with Minimum Losses
Business Tips for Those Not into Business
Magazines: Smooth Boys Own
Movies: Bespin Slickers
CHEWBACCA
Books: Hangin' with Rogues
Taming the Tangles—Keeping Your Fur Spiffy
The Galaxy's Top 10 Forest Planets
Is My Cousin an Ewok? The Top Wookiee Questions Answered
Copiloting for Intelligent Life-Forms
Magazines: Furballz
Movie: Dances with Wookiees
C-3PO
Books: The Don't Understand Me! Comprehending Humans
3 Million Forms of Communication
3 Million More Forms of Communication
Encyclopedia of Astromech Droids
Odds for Any Situation
Magazines: Hard Metal Professors
Movies: Droid in the Iron Mask
R2-D2
Books: I Survived the Purge! True Tales of Lucky Droids
The Complete Guide to Annoying Protocol Droids
Piloting through the Clone Wars
When Your Mistress's Hubby Turns Baddy…
Are YOU Brave?
Magazines: Astroboy
Movies: One Flew Over the Artoo's Nest
DARTH VADER
Books: Father/Son Weekend Activities
Dispose of Your Master in Five Easy Steps
Force-Choking for Dummies
Hiding Your Identity
When Imperial Officers Annoy You…
Magazines: Successfully Ruling the Galaxy
Movies: SithFellas
YODA
Books: Small is Powerful
Improve Your Grammar Today!
It's Not Easy Being Green
Teaching Idiots: With a Special Section on the Skywalkers
I Lived to 900!
Magazines: Living at 50 cm
Movies: Yodinator
PALPATINE
Books: The Seductions of the Dark Side
The Braniac's Guide to Controlling a War
Unnatural: Get the Full Power of the Dark Side WITHOUT Shipping & Handling!
Dealing With Wrinkles
Twist the Law to YOUR Advantage
Magazine: Hideous and Proud of It
Movie: I Know What You Did to the Death Star
OBI-WAN KENOBI
Books: Rebellious Padawans
When Your Padawan Gets a Padawan
Was My Master Playing Favorites?
When Negotiations Don't Work…
66—Who Will Survive?
Magazine: Coruscant Beat
Movie: Men in Brown
ANAKIN SKYWALKER:
Books: Parenting for Temperamental Jedi
How to Break the Jedi Code in Seven Easy Steps
Living with Cybernetics
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Revenge
Does She Think I'm Hitting on My Padawan? and Other True Stories
Magazines: Coruscant Hotties
Movies: Dude Where's My Lightsaber?
DARTH MAUL
Books: Tattooing for Dummies
I Don't Want a Girlfriend, I Want Power!
It Came from Iridonia…Where Do Your Fave Sith Lords Come From?
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Constructing Unique Lightsabers
Only Half the Man I Used to Be
Magazines: Sith Punk'd
Movies: The Scarlet and the Black
PADME AMIDALA
Books: Hairstyles for the Daring
Diplomatic Solutions vs. Aggressive Negotiations: Which Will Get You Further?
Ultimate Wardrobe
Choosing a Decoy: Which of Your Handmaidens Will Fool Your Foes?
Buddy Turned Baddy: What to Do When He Turns to the Dark Side
Magazines: Naboo Fashionistas
Movies: The Little Padmaid
COUNT DOOKU
Books: Start a Separatist Movement Today!
The Encyclopedia of Geonosis: Inhabitants, Terrain, Culture, Vehicles, Weapons, and More
Neimoidians are Such Wimps: Dealing with those Jellyfish in Politics
The Complete Guide to Blueprinting Superweapons
Is My Sith Master Against Me?
Magazines: Separatist Today
Movies: The Exorsith