The Worst Story in the History of Fan Fiction

By: Sparky the Wonder Weasel

Children, this is why you shouldn't do drugs (My drug of choice is Acetaminophen).

Danny made it to school that day on time, but Mr. Lancer still gave him a detention just because he could. He even laughed evilly.

During Mr. Lancer's English class everyone fell asleep when he read Hamlet, including himself.

At lunch Dash tried to beat Danny up but Danny said "Fuck this shit!" and beat Dash up instead.

Paulina fawned over his new found bravery and they became a couple. Sam was extremely jealous so she killed Paulina with her spork. She was the arrested by the schools peace officer who screamed "I knew I catch one of you crazy teenagers offing one another!" He giggled with glee as he dragged Sam out of the cafeteria.

Tucker asked Star out, she said yes. So Tucker lost his bet with Danny and now owed him $100.

Just then Vlad appeared. "I have come for you Daniel. You shall be my son!"

"I don't think so." Danny stated flatly.

"Okay, I give up then." Vlad said with a shrug. "I'll go adopt a kid instead." And with that Vlad disappeared. After all he still had Maddie (even if she was cat…and her cooking skills sucked).

"Wait, Vlad! I'll be your son!" Tucker screamed as he raced after the billionaire. Too bad Vlad just donated all his money to charity just because he felt like it.

"Danny what's going on?" Jazz asked as she entered the lunch room. She saw Dash on the ground, blooding from a broken nose. She grinned evilly. "Serves you right you jerk." She kicked Dash while he was down. Doing irreversible psychological damage was fun!

Just then two people approached Danny for no apparent reason. "Hi Danny! I'm Mary Sue, and this my twin brother Gary! And we're both halfas like you!" She grinned.

"You guys are annoying, so go away."

"OK!" They cheered together and disappeared.

When Danny got home that night, way past his curfew, but his parents didn't care.

"Mom, Dad, I'm a ghost." He decided to tell them just because he thought his transformation was super cool and wanted to show it off. Danny then changed into his ghost form.

"That's great Danny! I love ya son. Now it's time to eat some fudge!" Jack sauntered into the kitchen.

"Oh, well I'm sorta glad I never caught you then. Let's go hunt some ghosts!" Maddie beamed.

And that's how the Fenton's became the greatest ghost hunting family EVER! Until Danny went to the dark side since they had cookies and killed everyone.

Then End

A/N: I'm not sure what to say.

-Sparky