"The replacements."

Since this is going to be a Harry Potter/Discworld cross-over, and not everybody knows the Discworld, I thought there should
be some introductions.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and characters belong to JK Rowling, the Discworld characters to Terry Pratchett.

The Discworld: It's a disc, like the name says, and it lies on four elephants who stand on a giant turtle who swims through
space. I have taken most characters from the Unseen University, the magic school on the Discworld.


Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully:
A cheerful man, who enjoys hunting and a healthy run aroumd the building before breakfast. He's rather bossy, and doesn't
really listen to what other people say. He's a bit discriminating to the girls, but wizards aren't used to teaching girls,
so you'll have to excuse him and his colleagues.

Mrs Whitlow:
She's the head-maid of the University and makes sure the maids to their work properly.

The Librarian:
He's an orang-utan because of some magical explosion in his library. Very attached to his books and very guarding. He's very
strong and most people fear/respect him. Don't call him monkey, he doesn't like that.

Modo:
The gardener and a dwarf. He's really fond of his plants, and thinks his job at the University is the most interesting ever.
He's not really a wizard, but I made him a teacher anyway.

Rincewind:
Coward, expert when it comes to running away, and the only one who has experience with people wanting him dead. He owns a
living trunk, called the Luggage. The Luggage isn't that aggressive, just really protective of his master. Most people fear
it, while Rincewind thinks it's mostly annoying.

Nanny Ogg:
A very nice old witch, a bit to keen on sexual innuendo, but she'll behave. Unlike her cat, Greebo, who is the most vicious
thing on four legs. Nanny Ogg however, still thinks of him as a nice little fluff-ball.

The Bursar
Only mentioned a couple of times in the story. He's great with numbers, but lousy with everything else. Is a bit crazy, but
at least he hallucinates he's normal, like most people.

Granny Weatherwax:
A respected witch. Definately the best witch on the entire Disc. She calls her kind of magic headology, and it mostly has to
do with manipulating people's thought. She's not evil though.

The Senior Wrangler:
Not fond of children, that's for sure. To be honest, he's not really fond of anyone. (Except for maybe Mrs Whitlow.)

Ponder Stibbons:
He's a research wizard, and interested in science, evolution and how magic works. He's the youngest and the other wizards
don't really respect him.

The Dean:
Easily the biggest wizard, since he's the only one who needs two chairs. He likes to might things go 'splat' and is always
up for some magical fire-balls.

Right, go read the story!