Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter but DO WANT.

A/N: So these chapters are going to be outrageously short. Considering I have 150 of them to do, I'd say that's pretty reasonable. If you want a link to all 150 of them, blast me a PM or review or whatever and I'll send you a link.

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

Albus Dumbledore looked out over the students with a benign smile. Yes, exchange program was going to be a huge success, he knew. The students were so far getting along swimmingly, despite not actually being sorted into the houses they would be living in.

A slight commotion at the Hufflepuff table drew his attention. He cast a simple spell so he could hear what was going on. Ah, just one of the exchange students…

"But really, the resemblance is there!" the new student was saying.

"Absolutely not," Prefect Cedric Diggory countered.

"You have to see it!"

"There is, in no way, shape or form, any likeness between our house colors and bees."

The exchange student picked up her spoon. "Yes" poke "there" poke "is!" POKE!

Oh, the joys of intermingling two completely different schools of magic.