A/N: Soooo fourth one. I had difficulty coming up with original Oliver Wood Jokes, so I didn't! Here's to clichés! Also, please ignore the mistakes in canon timelines that will occur throughout the fic as well as any OOCness that is purely for the sake of setting up the joke. That is all!

p.s. I don't like this one…

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

Some of the exchange students were walking down the corridor on their way outside. Apparently there was a Quidditch game later in the day and the entire castle was atwitter. The match was Gryffindor versus Slytherin and it would be the match of the year! The girls all couldn't wait to see hot guys riding around on brooms and the boys couldn't wait to see some face-smashing action by the bludgers. As they left the castle, they ran into Gryffindor beaters, Fred and George Weasley, talking.

"You know what Fred?"

"What George?"

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name that anyone can come up with."

"By golly, I have too!"

The foreign students all looked at each other, thinking the same thing. But, rather than ruin the fun, they just continued walking to the pitch, hoping for an opportunity. It soon camp in the form of one Gryffindor Quidditch Captain!

"Hey Wood!" student one shouted. "Nice to see you up so bright and early!"

"Good luck today!" student two cried. "I hope your WOOD is all polished today!"

"Hey Oliver!" student three yelled. "Can I ride on your wooden broomstick later?"