Reasons To Ship … Scorpius/Roxanne

Because no-one saw it coming.

Because George would think up better ways to kill Scorpius than Harry and Ron ever could.

Because Roxanne would be feisty enough to dare.

Because they would meet in detention …

… Or on the Quidditch pitch.

Because the Malfoys seriously need her pigmentation.

Because she'd definitely be a Gryffindor …

… But she does have some Slytherin cunning.

Because she'd stand up to Draco and Lucius.

Because Fred would make an awesome vengeful ghost.

Because meet-the-families would be downright hilarious.

Because she wouldn't be too bookish for him …

… But she would be clever.

Because Weasley's Wizard Wheezes needs a brand new 'test subject'.

Because it's so boring to fulfil foreboding statements, like "Don't get too friendly".

Because Draco couldn't object too much, because she wouldn't be ginger.

A/N:Just a little list I thought I'd share :D

I have no other pairings waiting to be done, so if you want me to do one, drop me a line in your review or a PM. I'm open to absolutely any pairing, Marauders, Harry's Gen or Next Gen, so long as it is unusual (not canon, but also not very popular AU couples, like Draco/Hermione).

Slash and cross-generational pairings are welcome, too, but I'm going to draw the line at Ron/Squid, okay?

Reviews are always welcome, of course, and there's a poll on my profile, plus the link to a one-shot challenge I've set up.