Title: iKnow Your Stars

I was just staring at my window when I suddenly had an urge to type something down on my computer. And as a challenge, I will time myself on how fast I can type. WOHHHOOHH!! Anyways, some people are getting sick with all those romance and kissing and stuff. How 'bout some real fun? And yes, this story is quite random. The things you will read are the things that will just pop in my head. Remember, I'm being timed. Hehehe… Hope you'll enjoy!

Note: Everything that I've stated here are utterly unreal. Everything is made up just for fun. This story did not cause any of the characters to go insane, angry or turn them to crazy man-eating lions.

Legend: Italic – disembodied voice

Non-Italic – character

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly…. WAHHH!!!!

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Chapter 1: Carly Shay

"Know your stars…"

"Know your stars…"

"Know your stars…"

"Carly Shay."

"Hosts a web show called iSnarly."

"Actually its iCarly. The iSnarly is just a fictional website."

"Carly Shay."

"A conceited, obnoxious, teen who loves drinking pickle juice."

"What are you talking about? I don't drink pickle juice! Bleh! And who are you calling obnoxious?"

"Carly Shay."

"She's a four-timing jerk."

"Has been known for having 4 boyfriends at the same time. Tsk-tsk-tsk."

"I don't have 4 boyfriends! I never had 4 boyfriends in a single turn!"

"Of course you do. You're too shy and nicey nicey to tell anyone."

"Ugh! Can I go now?"

"Carly Shay."

"Loves to belch in front of the teachers."

"Hey! The only one who does that is Sam!"

"Carly Shay."

"Wears bikinis and swimsuits whenever she goes to sleep."

"WHAT?!? I DO NOT! Show yourself, you jerk!"

"Carly Shay."

"Has an extremely bad breath that can stop a train. Two words for you, Carlito. Mouth Wash."

"WHA- How DARE you insult me and tell me that I have a bad breath? Besides, I like use mouth wash everyday! And my name's not Carlito! It's Carly! I need to get out of here!"

"Carly Shay."

"Loves to smell her underwear before placing it in the hamper."

"Okay. Now you just crossed the line! Guards! Guards! Hey, where's the director?!? I demand to speak to whoever's in charge!"

"(evil laughs) I am in charge."

"Oh, you are so dead."

"Security, would you please take this four-timing, underwear smelling jerk outside."

[Armed guys grabbed Carly's arms and shoulders and dragged her outside]

"Hey! Stop it! I want to clear something up! I AM NOT A FOUR TIMER AND I DO NOT SMELL MY UNDERWEAR!"

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Yeah, yeah. I know. It's nonsense. And I typed this for only 3 minutes and 22 seconds! YAY! Great improvement. Well, it is short. You know, I made Carly's, Sam's and Freddie's chapter in one day so please tell me if you like none of them, one of them, two of them or all of them. Anyways, please review! Constructive criticism is very much welcome.

Next Chapter: Samantha "Sam" Puckett