"Come on people! Ten minutes to show time!"

"No mistakes this time, Yusei and Akiza are getting married today!"

Yusei had some of the others out making sure that nothing could spoil his big day this time.

"Okay Crow, what's the word?"

"The pizza is hot and piping in the kitchen, and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss."

"What are you talking about?" asked Yusei.

"That means everything is good to go."

"Okay… Let's try this again."

"Carly, did you shut your cell phone off?"

"Don't worry, it's off."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together… again." said the priest under his breath "To join Yusei and Akiza in the bonds of holy…"

At that moment the priest accidentally dropped the book he was holding.

"Crap…No! Not Holy crap! Holy matrimony!"

(Take 3)

Some of the others started to go up and give speeches, things were going well until it was Crow's turn.

"Love is patient, love is kind……… I… have no idea what the next line is."

(Take 4)

As Carly was coming up to give her speech she accidentally tripped and knocked a candle stick into a flower arrangement, setting it on fire. Luckily after what happened the last time the deacon had a fire extinguisher handy.

"Maybe they should rename this church, Our lady of the immaculate combustion." said Blister.

(Take 5)

"I'm hungry, are they married yet?" asked Leo.

"It's almost done; just a little longer." said Yanagi.

"Do you Akiza vow to take Yusei to be your husband, to have and to…"

As the priest was speaking everyone heard an airplane flying overhead. It became clear the priest was loosing his patience. When his words were audible again he spoke faster.

"Do you Akiza take Yusei to be to be your husband, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?"

"I do."

"And do you Yusei take Akiza to be your wife, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?"

"I do."

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may…"

"!!!"

"Someone had better say, excuse me."

It wasn't a surprise that no one said it.

"Err… You may…"

The sound of a truck's horn could be heard blowing outside.

"You may…"

This time it was an ambulance siren.

"Of forget it, just kiss."

When Yusei and Akiza kissed everyone applauded, and Crow blew into a party horn.

"At least we weren't attacked by dragons this time." said Yusei while they were dancing during the reception.

"It's okay." said Akiza "Some day we'll all look back on this and laugh."

While Crow was showing off some of his dance moves he accidentally kicked someone in the face.

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!"

Leo had brought the little wooden disk he had been given with him.

"Why a piece of wood specifically?"

"Well Leo, he was a carpenter."

They continued to dance late into the night, until Yusei and Akiza decided to get on their honeymoon before something else happened.

The End