Captain's Room

Luffy stared at Nami, looking between her on the bed and the door up the stairs behind him.

She raised a brow at him, "What're you doing in here?"

"What're you doing in here?"

Stiffening with a frown, Nami sat up straighter, "Excuse me?"

"This is my room!"

"What!? What makes you think that?"

Crossing his arms over his chest, Luffy beamed, "This is the only room with a real bed and a desk and everything. That's what captains' rooms are like!"

"Not on this ship!" Nami snapped, yanking the covers off to stalk toward him in her nightgown, "What would you use a desk for!?"

He lifted his chin up smugly, "Captain's log."

Nami pursed her lips, tilting her head before she smiled slowly, and said, "Okay, Captain, I see how it is." Walking to the desk, she poked through the paper and books she had yet to find a home for until she found a thin notebook and pen which she passed to him, "Here you are then. Why don't you write a passage in your brand new log book?"

"Oh! Thanks, Nami! Nishishi!" Sitting down, Luffy hunched over the notebook then, dipping his pen into the ink jar before he began writing. Nami sighed, crossing her arms, and looking at the clock now and then as she waited.

"Well?"

He scrunched his nose at her, still over the notebook, "I'm writing here! Quit yer hoverin'!"

"Honestly! It doesn't take this long to write something!"

"Yeah, but …"

"But what?"

"How do you spell beautiful?" She flushed slightly, staring at him before she spelled it aloud for him. He frowned at that, his brow creasing, "Huh? That doesn't sound right."

Nami put her hands on her hips, "So then spell it yourself if you don't believe me."

"All right, I will!" He pulled himself over his notebook again, scribbling onto the paper before pulling back with a giant smile, "There! Done!"

"Congrats, Captain. Oh," she smiled, "I needed to show you something before you went to bed."

"Huh? All right. What is it?"

Grabbing his wrist, she pulled her away from the desk, "Now you have to let that dry before shutting it, okay? But it's in here," Nami opened the emergency exit between the room they were in, and the boy's bunk. Usopp and Zoro blinked at them from their hammocks.

"What's in here?"

"Men," she said, putting her hand over her breast, "And you wouldn't toss a delicate lady like me in there with those barbarians, would you?"

"Well, no, but-"

"Then get the hell out of my room!" Nami shoved his head through the opening with such force that the rest of his body followed after it, and she slammed the door shut, locking it. "And stay out!"

He began pounding on the door, "Damn it, Nami! I'm the captain!"

Ignoring him, Nami smiled, and headed for her bed before she looked back at her desk where the open notebook laid.

She stared at it for a while before she shrugged, and went over to read the passage, squinting at the horrible spelling.

I finaley haue a ship. Nami was nace enuff to giv me ðis notbook so I can writ my log. She – ðe ship, I meen – is calld ðe Goiŋ Merry. I cannot weit to sele her. She is a beaut.

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Gonna go for super short chapters, and see how far that takes me.