Kamara: Just like the summary said, this is a parody of the song 'Don't Trust Me' by 3oh3. It's an ode to Voldemort from Harry.
Black robes with the thong underneath
I've got the breath of my last curse on my teeth.
He's a killer, killer but he ain't got no need.
He's got a mug so ugly and that's just the least.
N-n-n-nose always pressed to your cheeks,
While my eyes are always drawn to the decayed gums beneath
Servants, t-tell your master, if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fucking scared of him.
He wants to kill me whoa-oh,
He wants to own me whoa-oh,
He'll never beat me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't ever win a fight
Not with me.
He wants to rape me whoa-oh,
He wants to break me whoa-oh,
He'll never catch me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't win
'Cause he can't with me.
Varicose on the back of your hands
Use makeup in the bathroom to hide from your band
And the ensemble, you stole from that girl:
Transgender goth dress on you makes Snape want to hurl.
F-f-f-failures, cover your rep,
Voice that makes me hope you just got o'er strep.
And the best is, (best is) no one cares who you are,
Just another wannabe to start his own war -Author's note: I am aware that 'war' and 'are' don't rhyme. They weren't intended to-.
He wants to kill me whoa-oh,
He wants to own me whoa-oh,
He'll never beat me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't ever win a fight
Not with me.
He wants to rape me whoa-oh,
He wants to break me whoa-oh,
He'll never catch me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't win
'Cause he can't with me.
Shush girl, shut your lips,
Listen to every word of my killer-badass quips.
Shush girl, shut your lips,
Listen to every word of my killer-badass quips.
Shush girl, shut your lips,
Listen to every word of my killer-badass quips.
He wants to kill me whoa-oh,
He wants to own me whoa-oh,
He'll never beat me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't ever win a fight
Not with me.
He wants to rape me whoa-oh,
He wants to break me whoa-oh,
He'll never catch me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't win
'Cause he can't with me.
He wants to kill me whoa-oh,
He wants to own me whoa-oh,
He'll never beat me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't ever win a fight
Not with me.
He wants to rape me whoa-oh,
He wants to break me whoa-oh,
He'll never catch me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't pick a fight,
Never pick a fight,
Won't win
'Cause he can't with me.