Geez, my Eric list wasn't even on for a full day, and I've already got requests for more! Well, here is something for Billy-boy. I think this one was a little harder to do because Bill is... Bill. Though I would love to tease him just as much as Eric. So, here it is!

Also, funny story: Before I was really into True Blood, my Dad was watching 2x09 on the TV. I only knew Godric was my new favorite character, but wasn't paying any real attention. Then I heard someone say a little sentence, the meaning of which I understood immediately. I almost gave Dad a heart-attack when I screamed, "WHY IS GODRIC ON THE ROOF?!?!?!"

And once again: What are you talking about, suicide? He's in Japan, snacking on Chinese tourists or something! STOP BLASPHEMING!

20 Ways To Annoy Bill Compton:

(Of course, he's less likely to kill you over such things.)

1) Every time he says, "Sookie is mine," echo him like the seagulls on 'Finding Nemo.'

2) Offer to exchange stories about crazy Exs.

3) Bring up Eric's point about Sookie drinking his blood before they really knew each other.

4) Compare him to Edward Cullen.

5) Encourage Sookie to give him pet names.

6) Tell Lafayette that Bill has a thing for him.

7) Tell everyone that Bill's favorite show is Desperate House Wives.

8) Replace his clothes with leather replicas when he is asleep.

9) Invite the Queen for dinner.

10) Mention Sookie seeing Sam naked.

11) Send him a link to the most graphic Eric/Sookie fic you can find.

12) Send him a link to the most graphic Bill/Eric slash fic you can find.

13) Unleash the fangirls.

14) Give him false directions to his next crazy destination, which puts him straight into the gay bar you created (annoying Eric) in the Fangtasia basement.

15) For Christmas (Or some other gift-giving holiday) get him the complete set of Twilight books.

16) Replace his True Blood with corn syrup and red food coloring.

17) Lock him in his sleeping hole and then have a party in his house with all his least favorite vampires.

18) Introduce Jessica to Jason Stakehouse.

19) Paint his entire house pink.

20) Invite Sookie to go shopping with you and his Visa card.

Bonas:

Send him a fake Valentine from Eric.

Additional Instructions:

Pray Sookie thought it was funny.