DISCLAIMER: This crack-fic is incredibly OOC on the highest level and is the result of an all nighter hopped up on Mountain Dew. Take none of it seriously, we don't actually write like this nor do we portray the characters like this in any serious fiction that we write. If anyone actually does take this seriously...you have MAJOR issues.
Takes place after Kaname and Yuuki leave Cross Academy
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YOUR 15 FOLLOWERS
Ba_ching / Hanabusa Aidou
CrisxCross / Kaien Cross
Notapirate / Touga Yagari
Akatsuki / Akatsuki Kain
K_fan / Ruka Souen
ModelS / Senri Shiki
Tea4two / Takuma Ichijou
Loligirl / Rima Tooya
Yori_bff / Sayori Wakaba
Birkenstock / Seiren
True_Kuran / Rido Kuran
UncleDiddles / Ichiou
Browneyedgirl / Yuuki Kuran
KKuran / Kaname Kuran
0Kiryuu / Zero Kiryuu
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Tea4two: would like to GTFO of this cage. Hey thanks KKuran for remembering me
KKuran: Tea4two Senri and Rima are on it, I have to help Yuuki adjust, clear my name, and be a leader now. Sorry.
ModelS: =_=
Loligirl: Never seen Shiki this scared before
Tea4two: KKuran oh look, you've got Shiki all worried! Gee, I guess I can wait. It's not like I'm LOCKED IN A CAGE
ModelS: Tea4two =_=
0Kiryuu: Still hates Kuran. Need new bullets for Bloody Rose.
CrisxCross: Finds Hunter's prison slightly less nice than regular prison. Less raping, more rats.
Notapirate: CrisxCross Shut the hell up. I'm working on getting you out. 0Kiryuu I got you more and stop skipping class
0Kiryuu: Notapirate...Fuck you.
CrisxCross: Notapirate I hate to complain here, but my ass could warn ships of low tide
ModelS: CrisxCross =_=;
Ba_Ching: I'd really like to know where KKuran is
Tea4two: Ba_Ching I can tell you where he's NOT
KKuran: Ba_Ching You don't need to know yet. Tea4two You're starting to annoy
Ba_Ching: Tea4two how are you even able to use Twitter there?
Tea4two: KKuran annoy? so sorry there, I must be delirious from the STARVATION AND BEATINGS
Tea4two: Ba_Ching It's prison, not China. Internet's everywhere
Loligirl: Tea4two if you turned on your GPS it'd be much easier to locate you.
ModelS: -_-
Akatsuki: Is trying to restrain Ba_Ching
Ba_Ching: Is attempting not to kill K_fan for having pictures I do not
CrisxCross: Thinks I would prefer Tea4two 's cage compared to my cellmate who wants to make me Mrs. Bubba
ModelS: CrisxCross =o=
Notapirate: Has successfully convinced Association to let out CrisxCross
CrisxCross: Is trying not to notice the noise the wind makes over his newly freed ass. Suggests Bubba find work as an oil drill
Browneyedgirl: Tea4two I'm trying to convince KKuran that I'll be okay long enough for him to get you
K_fan: Browneyedgirl God forbid you not be able to open the potato chip bag while he's away
KKuran: Browneyedgirl And how exactly do you expect to attain blood while I'm gallivanting off, my love? Use Aidou?
Browneyedgirl: K_fan Hey, cause we can't be any more jealous that I sleep with him, now can we?
Ba_Ching: Just threw up in the mouth a little at KKuran 's suggestion
CrisxCross: Browneyedgirl DADDY HAS MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Browneyedgirl: CrisxCross Happy that you're no longer someone's buttmonkey, Daddy
ModelS: +_+
0Kiryuu: Would like to know what everyone's obsession with cages, chains, and asses are. Kink much, people?
Browneyedgirl: Is wondering how 0Kiryuu is doing...
0Kiryuu: Browneyedgirl I'm getting cooling cream for CrisxCross 's ass. That's how I'm doing.
CrisxCross: 0Kiryuu and one of those inflatable donut things please.....
0Kiryuu: Is throwing up now, kthxbai
Browneyedgirl: Really didn't need to know that much about her father.
Tea4two: thinks he might have gotten the better deal....
Notapirate: Thinks it just sounds like another Saturday night, but whatever.
CrisxCross: Notapirate at least you buy me dinner first
Loligirl: Tea4two Really. GPS. He ate all the pockey.
ModelS: -_- *burp*
Tea4two: Loligirl son of a- *looks for button*
True_Kuran: *is hiding out under ground and waiting* TeeHee!
Unclediddles: TeeHee x2
Tea4two: O_O
KKuran: O_O
Browneyedgirl: ...*steps in front of KKuran *.....maybe if we stand still...he won't notice
True_Kuran: *is starting another sexy orgy*
CrisxCross: *is tired of sexy orgies*
0Kiryuu: *is tired of cooling cream*
Tea4two: *is tired of being Uke to a shemale
ModelS: Tea4two =_= ...
Loligirl: *is tired of walking in a wood and getting nowhere* Seriously. GPS.
Tea4two: Loligirl what's this button do?
Ba_Ching: *is tired of K_fan stealing his treasures*
Loligirl: Tea4two Obviously not activate the GPS, because we still can't find you.
K_fan: wonders why Ba_Ching has 15 pairs of KKuran 's underwear
KKuran: Is storing up one hell of a bitch slap for Ba_Ching
Tea4two: Loligirl obviously, but I did manage to send KKuran a wonderful pic of my ass
Ba_Ching: K_fan Same reason 0Kiryuu has two pairs of Browneyedgirl 's panties.
0Kiryuu: Ba_Ching I object to that. She merely left them in the laundry room when she left. I folded them for her. That's all.
KKuran: Tea4two Hey, thanks, cause I wasn't already in pain from the hand getting ripped off.
CrisxCross: 0Kiryuu I don't recall any of her laundry being left behind.....
0Kiryuu: CrisxCross .....I had folded it and put it away before you got there.
Ba_Ching: 0Kiryuu Yeah. Put it away. In your pants.
ModelS: Tea4two =_=
Tea4two: ModelS I miss you too
Browneyedgirl: 0Kiryuu.....Um....I had actually been missing two pairs of underwear for like 3 weeks before I left.
K_fan Browneyedgirl pretty sure you stole my shoes too....
KKuran: Is preparing to rip off 0Kiryuu 's balls
0Kiryuu: Will not let KKuran anywhere near his balls, thanks very much.
CrisxCross: Can't believe his children are full of hormones...
0Kiryuu: CrisxCross .........I'm 18
Browneyedgirl: K_fan Like I could fit into your big fat giant feet shoes.
Browneyedgirl: 0Kiryuu ....That's okay...I stole one of your dress shirts before I left.
0Kiryuu: Browneyedgirl ....Yuuki....
KKuran: Browneyedgirl 0Kiryuu................*FLOUNCE*
ModelS: --_-- KKuran ...............................gay
Ba_Ching: Browneyedgirl YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF HIM!
KKuran: ModelS ........Oh Go find your Boyfriend.
K_fan Browneyedgirl WHAT HE SAID
Akatsuki: Now has to restrain K_fan and Ba_Ching
ModelS: KKuran =_= ?
Notapirate: can't believe the enormous amount of faggotry going on in this website
CrisxCross: wouldn't touch that comment with a ten foot pole *snickers*
0Kiryuu: Admittedly rather misses Browneyedgirl
KKuran: Admittedly rather misses his hand
Tea4two: admittedly rather misses indoor plumbing
ModelS: --_-- Tea4two
True_Kuran: *Is finished with Orgy* Om Nom Nom fun! ^_^
Loligirl: Tea4two how bad do you smell right now?
Unclediddles: True_Kuran I likes to watch
Tea4two: Loligirl take a dead fish, roll it in a hobo's tshirt and pee on it. That would smell good right now
Browneyedgirl: Honestly misses 0Kiryuu
Loligirl: Tea4two ......That's gross.
ModelS: Tea4two X_X
KKuran: Browneyedgirl ......Do you want to leave?
Browneyedgirl: KKuran No! Of course not!
K_fan: poo...
0Kiryuu: Wishes that Browneyedgirl would MAKE UP HER DAMN MIND
Ba_Ching: Wishes that Browneyedgirl would leave so I can comfort KKuran
CrisxCross: wishes he didn't make a tuba sound when he farts
Tea4two: wishes he hadn't read that
Notapirate: CrisxCross ...I thought that was the kids in the Music room...
Loligirl: Is finding out far too much information about people.
True_Kuran: Is sweeping the ashes from his underground den. So Messy. Blech.
Unclediddles: always updates after True_Kuran
KKuran: Never knew True_Kuran was auditioning on the new season of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
True_Kuran: Wishes Unclediddles would get off my cock.
Unclediddles: True_Kuran omnomnomnom
True_Kuran: Sighs. Eh, alright.
CrisxCross: sounds like thursday night.....
Loligirl: Sees a giant mansion. Thinks this might be the place.
Tea4two: Loligirl you'd better mean you're looking for me and not at the playboy mansion
Notapirate: CrisxCross Which is switching to Monday nights.
Loligirl: Tea4two Cause I would take him there why?
ModelS: --_-- .........grotto
Akatsuki: Finally has some peace and quiet.
Browneyedgirl: Is thinking of visiting CrisxCross
CrisxCross: Browneyedgirl I'd love to see you. Anytime's good......except Monday nights
0Kiryuu: Will be out whenever Browneyedgirl comes to visit. Don't come unless you intend to stay.
Notapirate: Wonders when he raised such a rude student.
K_fan: will gladly help Browneyedgirl pack
Browneyedgirl: Will gladly pack a stick up K_fan 's ass if she doesn't shut up.
CrisxCross: has a terrible flashback...
Notapirate: *sighs and rocks CrisxCross *
KKuran: Will go with Browneyedgirl to visit CrisxCross
K_fan: *sad face*
Tea4two : AHEM still here
Loligirl: Wrong Mansion.
Tea4two: *sad face*
ModelS: --_--
Loligirl: Will keep looking.
Browneyedgirl: Is visiting CrisxCross .....Why do you still have an ice pack there?
CrisxCross: um..... Notapirate
Notapirate: Browneyedgirl .......It's a new portal to Narnia.
Browneyedgirl: ............KKuran We can go home now.
KKuran: Browneyedgirl Right behind you
Browneyedgirl: KKuran....please, bad choice of words
True_Kuran: Cleaned all the ashes. Teehee!
Unclediddles: TeeHee!
True_Kuran: Unclediddles Seriously. My Cock. Get off at anytime.
Unclediddles: True_Kuran can't hear you....busy omnomming
KKuran: Ba_Ching K_fan Seriously. My dick. Get off at any time.
K_fan: KKuran *mumbles* if I could get ON it, you wouldn't say that
0Kiryuu: Doesn't like sleeping over at CrisxCross 's on Monday nights.
Browneyedgirl: Is going to beat the tar out of K_fan if she doesn't back the hell off my
Man.
KKuran: ......Would actually like to watch that.
0Kiryuu: ........Would also like to watch that.
Birkenstock: Would also like to watch that.
Akatsuki: ................Ditto.
Ba_Ching: Birkenstock I KNEW YOU WERE A LESBIAN!
Tea4two: eh....it's okay I guess...
Loligirl: Tea4two ModelS what if I joined in for no apparent reason?
Birkenstock: *ninjas away*
Ba_Ching:.........Knew she was a lesbian.
ModelS: Loligirl --_~
Tea4two: Loligirl .....I'm...listening....
Loligirl: Found another mansion
ModelS: 3
Loligirl: Apparently the right mansion. I'm looking at the blonde bitch right now.
ModelS: _ *whip*
Loligirl: *Lightening Powa*
Tea4two: *is hard*
Loligirl: Tea4two Really don't think now is the time
ModelS: ~_~
Loligirl: Has killed Blonde bitch with ModelS
Browneyedgirl: Loligirl YAY!!!
ModelS: $_$
Tea4two: can finally pee.......oh, and is glad his friends are here
Loligirl: Tea4two ........You need shower.
0Kiryuu: Has finished killing lots of shit. Also needs shower.
ModelS: Tea4two x_x ........^_^
Tea4two: ModelS ok I'll wash, and I'm happy to see you too
Browneyedgirl: Is trying very hard not to think of 0Kiryuu in a shower
Loligirl: Is trying to find a big enough shower.
Yori_bff: Is....not spying and taking notes for Browneyedgirl about water consumption
Browneyedgirl: Loves Yori_bff
KKuran: Is trying not to be offended.
0Kiryuu: Is wondering what the hell that flashing outside the window is.
Yori_bff: 0Kiryuu oh please...you were posing
0Kiryuu: ......Yori_bff I know not what you mean
Yori_bff: takes pictures of 0Kiryuu while he sleeps too
Browneyedgirl: Yori_bff ....These pictures. I can has them?
Loligirl: Is much happier now.
Tea4two: Is enjoying a big, clean, bed....but not for long *snicker*
0Kiryuu: Browneyedgirl ......And you can't come see a live show, why?
ModelS: Tea4two Loligirl --_--
KKuran: 0Kiryuu ........Because she has a fiance.
Yori_bff: *videotapes half nekkid happiness for her bestie*
Browneyedgirl: KKuran 0Kiryuu But.....I mean.......You two would do pretty much....Anything....for me, right?
0Kiryuu: ...........Is feeling weirded out slightly.
Ba_ching: NO WAY WOULD KANAME-SAMA EVER SHOW IS MIRACULOUS FIGURE IN FRONT OF THAT LEVEL D!
Yori_bff: Browneyedgirl *nosebleeds*
Browneyedgirl: Yori_bff Right there with ya.
Tea4two: 0Kiryuu KKuran don't knock it till you try it
KKuran: ......Browneyedgirl ..............If it will make you happy, I'm listening.
0Kiryuu: .........Browneyedgirl .......If it gets me more panties I'm listening.
Notapirate: CrisxCross .....Your kids are perverts.
Yori_bff: Browneyedgirl God I love you......
True_Kuran: *Is starting another Ashey Orgy* Teehee!
Unclediddles: *is dragged around latched to True_Kuran's zipper*
Browneyedgirl: ^_^
0Kiryuu: ....... ._.
Yori_bff: Browneyedgirl /_\ doo eeeet
Loligirl: Browneyedgirl Just do it.
Tea4two: you know...it might work
ModelS: --_--
Browneyedgirl: KKuran and 0Kiryuu Will be occupied for the next few hours.
Ba_Ching: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Glasses4Kiryuu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yori_bff: yessssssssssssssssssss
Loligirl: Is relaxed.
Notapirate: ........Is slightly scarred.
Tea4two: is snickering like a drunk moron
ModelS: ^_^
CrisxCross: is butthurt...no really his butt hurts
Notapirate: ......Might be a pirate.
Loligirl: ....Now knows the real reason for the eyepatch
Browneyedgirl: Is feeling much better now.
0Kiryuu:...........^_^
KKuran: Is hugging Tea4two I will never doubt you again.
Yori_bff: now has pictures of 0Kiryuu and KKuran being happy happy. Loves Browneyedgirl to the end of time
True_Kuran: *has killed UncleDiddles* TeeHee!
Unclediddles: *is daid*
ModelS: --_--