Hana: So this is basicly a list of things i realized in life that have to do with anime, yaoi, or yuri!
Naruto: Oh no! Your kidding right? You have other storys you could be working on!
Hana: But i cant work on those i can't write i suck at it!!! This is easy!!! I dont have to com up with a story line!!
Naruto: *sigh* Fine!! But dont come crying to me when your reader hunt you down for this!!
Hana: OK!!! Naru-chan do it!!!
Naruto: Dont call me Naru-chan!!!
Hana: Just do it!!
Naruto: HANAKISA DOESNT OWN NARUTO, HARRY POTTER, DEATH NOTE, OR ANY OTHER THING SHE TALKS ABOUT IN HERE THERFORE YOU CANT SUE US!!!! SO TAKE YOU LAWYER ASSES BACK TO YOU OFFICE AND WORK ON SOLVING THE REAL PROBLEMES IN LIFE!!! ALSO THERE MIGHT BE CUSSING AND ALOT OF SERIES BEING MAE FUN OF!!!!
Hana: Lets start!!!
=^/_\^= (itanaru baby)
I realized my name is the same as kibas sister!
Ever realize that after becoming a major yaoi fan you go to a show and say "This strait pairing is crap! They have no reason at all for being together!" then look for another couple that makes scense and it happens to be a yaoi couple?
Ever realize that after becoming a fan of sasunaru you say "Cool now i like both sasunaru and sasusaku!" then go watch the anime again and hate sasusaku?
Ever realize that after being introduced to dracoharry or ronharry or and yaoi pairing in harry potter you can't watch a movie for harry potter without thinking during at least one scene "Oh they would be sooo cute together! I need to make/read a fanfic about them after this!" then afterward acctually going and doing that?
Ever realize that after sasuke went to orochimaru the other naru pairings such as itanaru nejinaru kibanaru ect. had a very big increase in membership?
Ever realize that after the inroduction to Shippuden sasunaru fan membership increased again and we had alot more diversity in naruto yaoi?
Ever realize that every naruto yaoi fangirl/boy has called naruto naru-chan at least once in there lives?
Ever realize that even though robin was a great detective and such he never ran slade through the database as a first name?
Ever realize that if robin had simply shown batman a picture of slade he would immediatly known that slade was acctually deathstroke the terrminator and saved him self alot of trouble sice slades costume is the same as his deathstroke one?
Ever realize after becoming a sladin fan you squeel every time you here slade say "This is about you robin. It's always been about you." becase you have so many yaoi thoughts?
Ever realize that every sladin fan has that phrase from slade memorized and can repeat it in a heart been and say it in the same creepy voice?
Ever realize that once you are a sladin fan your fav episodes become the ones from the apprentice arc and the trigon/end of the world arc?
Ever realize that if you pay attention when robin is in his work room you can see articles on Mr. Freeze, The Joker, The Penguin, Two Face, and even one on this parents death?
Ever realize that when raven gos into robins mind that one time and sees his memorys you get to see shots of the batecave when he gave his pledge to batmn never to kill anyone, his parents falling in the circus and many other things that point to the facts that he is batmans robin and richard grayson not tim drake?
Ever realize you can tell who is a yaoi fan and who is not just by looking at them?
Ever realize that after being introduced to an anime you immediately try to find a yaoi couple you like?
Ever realize that if naruto would just wear normal clothes he would look cuter?
Ever realize you dont knoe how old robin is in teen titans?(at least i dont knoe if any one does tell me because he is supposed to graduate collage before he leaves bat man)
Ever realize that alot of main characters in animes are short? (robin naruto ed hikaru mira misaki ect.)
Ever realize after getting into full metal alchemist you see the scene when roy yells at them saying he cares for them and asking them why they ran away you play it over and over agin if you are a yaoi fan girl and in you mind you scream "That is why they all love this pairing!! I get it now!!!!" then a few hours later lookup royed fanfics and gigle because you finnaly get it and have a new obsession?( that happend to me)
Ever realize that kakairu has no background or reason but is the #1 side pairing to most yaoi storys?
Finallly for today: Ever realize that in death note light would have had to be in the bath room at the ame time as L when ever one of them had to usd the toilet or take a bath or shower and the would have had to sleep in the same bed?
=^_^= + ^/_\^ = =^/_\^= ( naruto+itachi=itanaru baby)
Hana: That is it! If you have came to any other realizations please tell me and ill include them in the next one!! Also if you have experienced some of these please tell me about it!!
Naruto: Wow.....You have some obsessions!
Hana: Yep i know! Any way bye everyone i hope i mage you laugh with some of these!!
Naruto: Bye!!!!