Welcome to the FMLs XOXheartAmy! :D And thank you ObsessedwithBirds and Storywriter! *hugs*

My Christmas was great, I hope that everyone else's was just as amazing! Enjoy!

Today after a HUGE Thanksgiving dinner, I was helped down to the ground to rest by a friend. After relaxing for a few moments alone, her daughter decided to sneak up on me and tackle me…sadly she found out 10 seconds later why you don't do that to a person who reached his fill with turkey and gravy. FML

Today in order to make ends meet, I had to take a job as an elf this Christmas. And my former team mates had to choose the day that I was at work to make sure I was okay. FML

Today my car was stolen while picking up some last minute items for Christmas dinner. As I was giving the uniforms my statement, the detective that I called to pick me up walked up and asked me when I replaced the batteries in my key chain. After swapping them out, my car beeped only a short distance away. FML

Today I found myself in a locked interrogation room with my daughter. The fingerprint and DNA kit that her godfather bought was put to use faster than I thought. Now I have to answer why I'm stealing cookies from Santa. FML

Today I walked into a Safeway to pick up some cookie baking supplies for my girlfriend when I noticed how packed the store was. I asked the manager why it was so busy and he said it was because it was 12 hours before the end of the world. He was serious. FML

Today my family and I rushed to the Emergency Room, when I was called about my boyfriend being attacked. My cat liked the string on his Christmas 'package' and wanted to play. Under anesthesia, he was going on and on about how I'd would've liked how he decorated. Mom found this hysterical, my dad and my brothers, not so much. FML

Today to make up for busting into my new partner's celebration of Chanukah last year, I brought a turducken to make amends. I didn't know that her daughter is trying out vegetarianism. FML

Today my family and I were driving up to my family's ranch to celebrate Christmas. I was talking about the HUGE display of Christmas lights that my parents set up every year when we pulled into the driveway. My family freaked out. I didn't know dad decided to go redneck this year with the reindeers. FML

Today I was alone in the middle of my last autopsy for the year 2012 when my back started acting up. I stretched and looked up to see a sprig of mistletoe above the dead body. FML

Today I went shopping on Black Friday with my friends. This usually isn't something that's news but since I'm pregnant with quadruplets, my husband is a little worried about me shopping alone. He asked me to call him from store to store to make sure that I was okay. After about 3 hours of this, I was getting irritated and didn't call when we arrived at Macy's. I was looking through the sweaters, to find him a good one this year, when my all day back ache turned into my water breaking. FML

Happy Holidays, and I wish that everyone has a fun yet safe New Year! Thank you for reading! :)