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"Scott, what's wrong?", Jean asked as she saw her boyfriend's face turn pasty white while he was surfing the computer. "Jean, I think you should see this.", Scott said as he handed Jean the laptop. There was a website on it. X-Men Fan Fiction Paradise!

Jean scrolled down and found something. Pairings. After deciding that it would be incredibly amusing to find out who people thought she liked she clicked on it.

Jean/Scott

"Well duh", Jean said aloud, not even bothering to click on it. Any stories with a guy who she was already dating seemed a little boring.

Remy/Rogue

"I wonder who Remy is…"Jean clicked on it.(1) She scrolled through the stories until she found the answer to her question. "Oh so it's Gambit."

"So what's Gambit?" Rogue was standing in the doorway. Jean showed her the computer. "WHAT! AH DON'T LIKE THAT SWAMP RAT!" Rogue yelled, as she clenched the screen so tight Jean thought that she was going to break it. "Okay Rogue", Jean tried to come her down, "leave the computer alone. We know you don't like Gambit. It's alright." Rogue put the computer down and mumbled something. Then she just left.

She is so into Gambit, Jean thought as she continued to scroll through the couples. It was pretty boring.

Lance/Kitty

Kurt/Amanda

Bobby/Jubilee

Kitty/Pietro

That last one looked promising. Why would anyone pair Kitty with Pietro? Kitty and Pietro barely talked. She scrolled down and found more shocking pairings.

Kurt/Kitty

They both were seeing other people and were just friends.

Jean/Pietro

She wasn't even going to begin to comment on that.

Rogue/Pietro

Tabitha/Pietro

Lance/Pietro

Evan/Pietro

Pietro/Pietro

After getting out of the "Pietro/ everyone and their mother" section, Jean saw the pairings begin to normalize.

Todd/Wanda

Pyro/Wanda

They were understandable, although Pyro and Wanda did seem a bit odd. She heard in some other universe he had a goth romance hobby, but Wanda wasn't goth in that universe. And plus they didn't even interact except for when he attacked her, but they would be cute together and that clearly was more than she could say for Todd and Wanda.

Jean turned the computer off. Scott was balled up in the corner, sucking his thumb. She put a blanket over him, turned off the lights and left the room. Jean couldn't look anyone in the eye for months after that. This would take some serious therapy.

/1/ I don't think anyone but Rogue found out Gambit's real name. Magneto most likely knew and Professor X might have but I don't think the students knew.

So what do you think? Love it? Hate it? No opinion whatsoever? Review and tell me! Oh and to anyone who has read New Trouble at Bayville High, I am going to update it, I just have a severe case of writer's block. But as soon as I get some ideas I'll post a new chapter right away. Oh and sorry for the crappy ending on this story. It's shameful I know.