I've noticed that I'm the kind of person that is easily influenced… THAT'S WHY IMA MAKIN THIS!!! No guarantees on updating, high school gives me a lot of homework, I'm lazy, I have two other stories to work on, and I'M NOT A VERY GOOD MULITASKER! I'll try to make this as funny as possible, but please let me know what you think of each chapter! Be as brutally honest as you can without being mean! Most of the characters from most of the games will be here.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic or the idea of Know Your Stars… obviously. All I own is Poppy (the white she-cat).

Episode 1: Sonic the Hedgehog

The blue hedgehog plopped himself down in the stands between Tails and Knuckles. Sonic and many others had received an invitation to appear on a show, though it never said what show they'd be on. Looking around, he was surprised by how many people got invited; to be in the audience anyway. Everyone was chatting with one other, waiting for the show to start.

Turning to Tails, the blue blur asked, "Do you know what show we're gonna be on?"

"Know your stars," Tails replied. Sonic cocked an eyebrow.

"What the heck is that? I've never heard of it."

Tails was about to respond when the lights got dim and a black spotted white she-cat came into the center of the auditorium, a spotlight following her.

"Sonic the Hedgehog?" she called. Everyone shushed their neighbor. "Where is Sonic the Hedgehog?"

"You'll find out for yourself," Tails said instead as his friend stood up.

"I'm Sonic!" the blue 'hog called back. The spotlight moved from Poppy to Sonic as she beckoned for him to come down. Making his way through the row and down the stairs, Sonic walked over to the cat, the spotlight still following him.

"Whaddya what?" he asked.

"You're first," Poppy replied, gesturing to a chair that became illuminated by another spotlight. Not quite getting what was going on, Sonic walked over and sat in the chair in the center. The light following him flickered off. He jumped as a mysterious voice coming from nowhere echoed throughout the auditorium.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

"What the heck?" Sonic exclaimed. "Who said that?"

Sonic the Hedgehog… he has a crush on Merlina.

"Oh…kay…" Sonic said slowly, cocking an eyebrow. "Uh… no… I don't… where the heck did you get that?"

You gave her a flower.

"Okay… yeah, I did, but that doesn't mean that I like her; not like that anyway."

Are you sure?

"Completely," Sonic said.

Are you REALLY sure?

"I already answered that! Yes I'm sure!"

Are you really, REALLY sure?

"Yes! Yes already!" Sonic exclaimed, exasperated. "I'm really, REALLY, completely sure I don't have a crush on Merlina!"

I already knew that.

"What the-?" Sonic said, dumbfounded. "Then why did you…"

Sonic the Hedgehog… he kills puppies to make his chili dogs.

"Whaddya talkin' about?" Sonic said, insulted. "I love puppies!"

Says the 'hog who eats chili DOGS.

"… Dude, that's just the name of the food. It doesn't mean it's actually made from dogs."

Whatever you say, puppy-killer.

"Dang you! I'm done with this!" Before Sonic could get up he was suddenly bolted to the chair. He struggled, but to no avail. "What gives?"

We aren't finished yet.

"Grr…"

Sonic the Hedgehog… he loads up on caffeine to run faster.

"That's not true and you know it!"

How come you're so hyper all the time, then?

"BECAUSE IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM!!!" Sonic exclaimed angrily. "STOP ASKING ME THESE STUPID QUESTIONS!!!"

Fine. I'm done with you.

Everyone sat in silence for a minute before Sonic retorted, "Are you gonna free me or not?"

"Whoops!" Poppy exclaimed, pushing a button on a remote. "I almost forgot!"

The iron bolt holding Sonic down opened, allowing the hedgehog to leave. As he walked back up into the stands to his seat, he heard Tails giggling and glared at the two-tailed fox.

"Warn a guy, why don't ya?" he growled as he sat.

Now you know Sonic, the caffeine obsessed puppy-killer with a crush on Merlina.

I kinda like it, and I kinda don't. You guys'll let me know if it's funny or not though, right? Who do you guys want me to torture next? I'll take anyone that's appeared in a game, including characters from the Secret Rings or The Black Knight. No one from Sonic Unleashed, though!