NOTE: I have one thing to say that I am hurt about: reviews. There's basically NIL! THAT'S UNFAIR! *sobs in a corner like the lost person that I truly am* Can you pwetty pwease be nice people and review? Rate? Send a message if ya hate it?

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No swearing, though – I hate that. No. Backsies. I loathe it. Be good to me and review and I'll update so much more often. Perhaps I'll even give you a sneak peek to the next chapter … Hint, Hint. *grins manically*