Hi! This is iTorchic here with my first crossover on !
I got this idea when I was thinking about my school's anime club and how we are all obsessed over FMA and Ouran. Then I also thought about how Vic Mignogna plays Edward Elric and Tamaki Suoh. That's when it hit me: What would happen if Edward and Tamaki switched bodies! My thought was: mass chaos and utter destruction. XD
Note- This is my first time writing an Ouran fic! I've been writing FMA fics for a few months and they've gotten pretty popular!
So, I hope you like my crossover and please review after you read!
Soul Swap
Chapter 1
It was assessment time again and I was wondering what I should try this time. Last year, I fought my superior Colonel Pompous Bastard, also known as Colonel Roy Mustang. If you don't know, my name is Edward Elric. You may know me as the 'Hero of the People', but my military name is 'The Fullmetal Alchemist'.
Al and I had just arrived at East Headquarters when I was whisked away by Mustang's lackeys to his office.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"Sorry Edward, but the Colonel wanted to see you." 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc replied. I was being carried, literally carried to Mustang's office and thrown inside.
"What the hell is going on Mustang?!" I screamed and I was given a smirk in reply. I SWEAR, I'LL BEAT THE SMUG GRIN OFF OF HIS FACE!
"So I see you've arrived Fullmetal." He stated. Oh really?
"Wow, I didn't even now that." I sneered and I received an amused look on my superior's face. Its times like this that I want to beat the shit out of him!
"I want to talk to you about your upcoming assessment."
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Ouran Academy, a private school for the rich and beautiful. I, Tamaki Suoh, am known to be 'King of the Host Club' and I'm glad that you are able to join us today.
I had to remember that line for the upcoming 'Host Club Ball' that would be later on this week. Kyouya has the whole thing organized and those doppelgangers even helped with designing our attire for our annual event. Even my precious Haruhi will be attending! However, today we were having our usual host club activities. Thanks to Renge being the anime otaku that she is, an anime actually caught my eye! Now, in honor of this show, we are cosplaying as the characters from 'Fullmetal Alchemist'!
I would be the hero of the show; Edward Elric. A poor unfortunate commoner who had lost his mother when he was but a child and their father left them when his brother and he were young. Such lost souls! They actually tried to use a science called alchemy to bring back their mother but Edward lost his left leg and Alphonse lost his entire body! Edward actually managed to bring back his brother's soul in exchange for his right arm. Now he is fitted with metal prosthetics, and his brother, who is trapped in a suit of armor, travel across their country trying to gain their bodies back! Oh woe is the poor boy! I think he should actually drink his milk however, it will make him tall but he refuses!
Kyouya is playing Colonel Roy Mustang, Edward's superior in the military. Mori-sempai is going to Alphonse, in his armor body while Hunny-Sempai will be a cat! Alphonse would always carry a stray cat around, trying to help it! It's so wonderful that..........oh wait. I'm getting off topic again aren't I? Well: Hikaru is Envy and Kaouru is Wrath. Those characters are part of the evil group known as Homunculi! They're artificial humans! My precious daughter is going to be Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye! She'll look so cute!
"Sempai? Are you okay? You are zoning out again." Oh, who is that voice that is interrupting my thoughts? I blinked a few times and saw Haruhi staring at me. SHE MUST BE CONCERNED ABOUT ME!!!
"OH, MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER! YOU'RE CARED ABOUT THE WELL-BEING OF YOUR FATHER! YOU ARE JUST ADORABLE!!!!!"
"Boss, if you don't let go"
"Haruhi won't be able to breath" The twins said and I looked down to see that my daughter's face was blue! I immediately let go and Haruhi collapsed and sat on the floor while those devil twins were laughing! How dare they laugh at my daughter!
"Sempai, I'm not your daughter! I only asked because the guests are arriving soon." Oh.....
"Well, we must get ready for the princesses!" I said happily. Haruhi rolled her eyes, but it must have been about the twin's earlier actions.
"Tamaki, please stop running around like an idiot again. I will not have your reckless behavior ruining the host club's profits." Mommy can be so mean!
"I'm sorry Kyouya," I replied, "But I'm excited! We even decorated the room!" We had found some 'transmutation circles' in some pictures and we even made a big one that was similar to the one Edward and Alphonse used to try and bring back their mother! The 3rd music room had practically traveled back in time into the early 1900's!
"Even if I'm a kitty, can I still have some cake?" Hunny-sempai asked and Mori-sempai nodded from inside the armor that we had gotten. Everyone was in their costumes and I had even gotten some 'automail' to cover my actual arm and leg!
"Yay!" Hunny-sempai said happy and ran over to his table where all of his sweets were gathered.
"Boss, how did you even get interested in this anime? From Renge?" Hikaru asked before he took a bite of his peeled banana.
"I heard the ladies across the school talking about it!" I replied, "They seemed to love this show, so I decided that whatever the ladies of Ouran academy like, we shall like!"
"Okay Boss..." Kaouru said hesitantly. I knew it was a good idea! I began to walk towards the main door when all of a sudden my foot skidded out from me due to the discarded banana peel! I slid across the room, and falling onto the large mat that had the huge transmutation circle, I blacked out.
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"So you want to know exactly what I'm doing for my assessment." I said angrily and the Colonel nodded smugly. Why the hell did he want to see my plans?
"Why do you want to know?" I growled and he shrugged.
"I'm bored and I want to see what a pipsqueak like you can come up with." He replied and I felt and hands clench in anger. I'M TIRED OF BEING CALLED 'PIPSQUEAK'!!!!!! OR SHORT IN GENERAL!
"Fine you bastard!" I yelled and clapped my hands together and slammed them on the ground. I suddenly felt a wave of nausea and I knew something was wrong. One word was the only thing that my mind would process: rebound.
"Edward!" I could hear Mustang yelling my name and I looked up to see Mustang clinging onto his desk while a strong wind whipped around his office. I could hear someone trying to ram through the door to get in, but the wind stopped any attempt at that.
"What the hell is going on Fullmetal?!" Mustang yelled.
"How the hell should I know?!" I yelled back, "I didn't cause this to happen! I think it's some sort of re" Suddenly my eyes were filled with an enormous burst of light and I fell forward.
"Damn it." I spat and I sat up to have a wave of nerves pass through my body as I scanned scenery.
The gate.
"Where...where am I?!" A voice exclaimed. I turned around to see a blonde haired guy in a purple suit coat freaking out.
"Hey, quiet! There may not be much here, but you're extremely loud!" I said and he turned and stared at me.
"Are you.....Edward Elric?!"
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I was staring at Edward Elric. The actual Edward Elric! But, how could I end up here?! I was just with the host club a few seconds ago!
"How do you know me?" Edward asked and I shuffled my feet a little bit.
"I just know about you from where I'm from." I replied quickly and he gave me a skeptical look.
"Who are you?"
"My name is Tamaki Suoh." I said happily and walked forward to shake his hand. As Our palms met in the handshake, the two doors of the gate swung open. The one that was behind Edward grabbed me by the waist while the opposite side pulled Edward the opposite way. Soon I was enshrouded by darkness again.
So, what do you think? I actually think I did well with Tamaki's character! =D It's even my first time writing in his point of view! Please review people! I'll be sad if you don't!