WARNING: CRACK! Take it how ever you like it.

Characters: Construticons, Soundwave, Frenzy, Rumble, Ravage, Megatron

"Waaaaah!! Ahhhhhhhuhuhhhhhh Ahhhh! Waaaaahhhhh!!!"

"Hold him still, damn it!"

"I'm trying!'

"Someone grab Soundwave! Don't let him in here!"

"Slag! Frenzy is trying to get in through the vents!"

"Keep them out!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Waaahah uuhgh, SOUNDWAVE!!"

"I can't keep them out much longer, Hook!"

"Just hang on!"

"Megatron is on his way!"

"Scrapper, bring me that transvib!"

"Megatron has restrained Soundwave!"

"Not for long! He's going nuts!"

"BONE CRUSHER! Keep that cat out!"

"ARGH, can someone turn off his voice emitter?!"

"Soundwave just threwMegatron across the room!"

BANG!

"Mixmaster! Get that tonic ready!"

"SOUNDWAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEE!!!"

"Will someone shut him up?! He's only infuriating Soundwave more!"

"Ah, slagit! Stupid demoted glitch!"

"RAVAGE IS INSIDE!"

"Detain him!"

"I'm trying, damnit! He's got TEETH you know!"

"Megatron has subdued Soundwave! He's on the ground! Repeat, he's on the ground!"

"Good! Mix! The tonic!"

"Here!"

"Easy now...easy..."

Silence…

"I hate my job."

"You better start liking it again, Ravage chewed a hole through my leg."

"Jeez... all this fuss over a simple system upset. Sheesh."

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