Me: New story alert! New story alert!

Deidara: Damn you shut up!

Me: Someone's touchy.

Deidara: I have the right to be, first you turn me into a vampire, then a werewolf, then a chick, now a damn little-!

Me: Ssh, don't spoil it!

Sakura: She doesn't own Naruto, please enjoy the story!

Boom boom pow!

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Deidara laid on the forest floor as his blood slowly dripped to the dirt and ruble. His Akatsuki cloak long gone from the explosion. His hands twitched as he lifted one of them to grip the open wound above where his third mouth should've been.

'It failed.' He thought in his mind.

'It failed, my ultimate master piece…failed.'

He clenched his teeth and his body tensed in anger and self pity. He, as crazy as it seems, sat up perfectly though he may die soon. Pain shot through his body and he felt the urge to thump back down. He panted and sweated as blood flowed from his wounds.

"I- I'm not just gonna die pathetically like this, un." He panted out as he reached into his pocket.

Do not use this for your own desire Deidara…

He pulled out a vial that was filled with red liquid. His eyes narrowed the vial. "I'm not going to lose again, un…"

Do not use it…

Popping open the lid he slowly brought it to his lips. 'I'll show them that my art is superior…'

Do not…

His eyes widened in pain and shock as the liquid rushed down his throat. He dropped the empty vial to grip his neck, a futile attempt to ease the pain that was like a wild fire. His mouth went a gap in a silent scream as he fell back into the ground with a loud thud. He withered in pain for what seemed like ages until dots were in his vision.

Then everything in his world went black…

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Sakura sprinted to where she saw the explosion. She was worried about Sasuke, his chakra faded during that explosion. What if he ran into the Akatsuki? What if it was Itachi? What if he's already dead before she already got to him? These were all few of the many questions running through her mind.

She stopped on a tree branch staring at the disaster of destruction before her. The once beautiful trees were now just small charred stumps. The ground was burned along with a couple animals here and there who gotten in the explosion.

Her wide eyes scanned the area slowly looking for any kind of life. The destruction of this place was beyond her imagination, it was almost as bad as when Naruto transformed into the nine tails back at the bridge. She shuddered at that memory holding her arm where she was wounded. Shaking her head she walked forward.

Thump

Sakura, startled, turned in the direction of the noise. She saw something in the distance but couldn't make it out. She walked toward that direction her heart beating harder after each step. Soon her walking became running as soon as she made out that there was a body. What would make it worse that it might be Sasuke's body, and he may be fatally wounded!

She stopped next to the body, but who she saw disappointed her greatly. It wasn't him. It wasn't Sasuke…

Her disappointment turned into shock as she went over the body's details. It was certainly a boy by his exposed chest where there was a nasty gash still bleeding. His long blond hair was dirtied with blood and dirt. What surprised her the most was that he was probably only thirteen!

She knelt down next to him immediately charging chakra into her hands placing them over the gash. Instantly the wound started to heal, but as the gash was small enough to be non-fatal she stopped. Grabbing her medic kit she soaked a swab in alcohol and gently wiping it over the cut and cleaning it. After all was done she bandaged his chest, relieved that he didn't die during the explosion.

She picked him up gently and walked back to base camp…

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Deidara felt warm. Was it supposed to be this warm when you're dead? Ha, maybe he actually did make it to heaven.

Crackle

Okay, if this is supposed to be heaven, why is there a fire? Deidara opened his eyes only to see the night stars shining brightly over him. He turned a bit his hands squeezing something soft and warm.

"Nn…"

The blondes eye(s) widened in shock as he sat up and turned around. He froze as he gazed at the girl in front of him. She had silky short pink hair, he couldn't really see her figure as the cloak she wore covered all but her legs….which….he….squeezed…

Deidara looked down at his hand which was still gripping the girls thigh, then unconsciously the mouth on his hand started licking her. It must've his imagination or not but he thought that he heard a small pant escape her lips. He smirked at the thought, but it was soon washed away once he saw himself at a near by pond.

Slowly he crawled toward the pond stopping at the edge. He was shocked at what he saw. He was…He was…

"I TURNED INTO A DAMN THRITEEN YEAR OLD!?!?!?!?!"

Yea…he was that.

He quickly fell silent as his loud screaming woke up the other people, including the pinky. Rushing back to the girl he settled his head back on her lap and faked sleep, listening to the others wake up and groan. To his surprise he heard the Kyuubi boys voice.

"Hey, who shouted?" Naruto said drowsy as he rubbed his eyes.

"I-it wasn't m-me…" The violet haired girl- Hinata he supposed from reports, stuttered/

Deidara had to think quick. What should he do? If he tried to fight them they'd get suspicious. Though he was thirteen again, he still looked a bit like his older self when he was eight-teen. Then an idea struck him finally. He can use this chance to gather information for the Akatsuki. Or use this to get away from the Akatsuki! They already would think he's dead now, so why should he worry. Though that was shattered sky high as he remembered, they would track him down and punish him if they found he was still alive.

So he went for the first idea. Use this situation to his advantage and gather information so he can save his ass from the leader. So for now, he'd act like any other innocent child with amnesia.

Here goes nothing…

"A-ano… I'm sorry I woke you all up…hm." He said carefully switching his "Un" to "Hm".

Everyone who woke up turned their heads to glare at him, they were generally pissed off the he woke them up. Well all of them but the pinky of course. He forced himself to sweat and act nervous, to make it more believable.

"W-well, umm, I-I…" He trailed off, making it seem he didn't know what to say. He made himself tense and water his eyes as if their glaring was really making him that upset.

Seeing his fake distress, the "Pinky", Deidara decided to call her, walked up to him and stooped to his lever as she sat on her knees. She stroked his head soothingly.

"It's okay, don't worry about them. They're just grumpy people." She said smiling. He had to admit her gentle stroking did feel nice. Deidara was enjoying the contact so much that he, unknowingly to himself, started blushing heavily while gripping the girls cloak and leaning in to her touch.

"What's your name?" He was jolted to reality. Looking up at her, a tinge of pink still across his face.

"W-what was that, hm?" He asked in a nervous tone.

She smiled. "Your name, what is it?"

After that question everyone else (Naruto, Hinata, Yamato, Kakashi, Sai, Ino, Shikamaru, and everyone else that was on the search for Sasuke thingy.) seemed to appear around him and "Pinky" just to hear his name.

He searched his head for a name, any name! Then a flash back went through his head…

"Kaa-san, un!" A young Deidara shouted as he ran into the kitchen.

A beautiful woman, in her twenties, looked at him. Her hair was a light blonde and deep blue eyes that seemed to go on forever. Now you know where Deidara got his good looks, his dear mother.

"What is it Deidara-chan?" She said in a smooth silky voice.

Deidara marched up to her with his whole face red in embarrassment and he pouted angrily. Stopping in front of her he placed his fists on his hips and looked up at her. To any other person, including Deidara's mom, this looked absolutely adorable! Then he started to speak.

"Kaa-san! Everyone else's names means something! But MY name doesn't mean anything~ un." He complained desperately.

His mother smiled softly and picked him up.

"So that's it? You want me to tell you then?" She teased as the young kid nodded like there was no tomorrow.

"Well actually your name was taken from the name of a giant named "Daidarabocchi", the giant made great landmarks in Japan." She explained. Deidara looked up at her blankly.

"What's "Japan"? And you named me after an ugly giant?" Deidara said as he jumped out of his mothers arms walking to his room. Dear mother stood there with a sweat drop.

Deidara grinned. Yes, that name was perfect! He looked up at the pink-haired girl, but made a sad face as he did so.

"A-all I can remember is, m-my name is Bocchi, hm." After that sentence was said his eyes watered up.

He felt the girl hug him gently while comforting him. Everyone after finding that there was no use questioning him went back to sleep. "Sakura", he found what her name was, went back to lean her back against the tree. Seeing this as a chance to make some moves on her without getting murdered, he climbed into her lap snuggly while "accidentally" having his right hand clutching her breasts. He could tell she was indeed angered but dismissed it seeing that she was dealing with a young boy with memory lost.

He knew hanging around this girl would be much fun. Before both of them went to sleep one thought crossed his mind…

'So, how far can I go, hm?'

If I had a choice, can I be with you…?

Me: Ahahahaha! It's done!

Deidara: I'm a kid, how am I supposed to seduce her as a kid, un?

Me: By using your awesome innocent childlike skills!

Sakura: Eh? What are you talking about?

Me and Deidara: Nothing!

Austin: Review please! So this madness will stop!