Bella's POV

"I actually planned on doing the activities one by one, but if you want to start with activity Number 4, then so be it." he mumbled.

"Emmett?" I asked. "Why are there pink elephants on the wall?"

For some reason, he suddenly left the room and I decided to call Edward. "Eeeeward?" I yelled.

"Who is this?" He asked confused.

"'ts me…Bella." I said, trying to keep my head straight.

"Honey what happened? Are you okay?" He was worried. Oh God. For once in our relationship I just wanted to be honest with him, at least I thought honesty was important, so I spoke from my heart.

"I wannn you Eward. Evrtime I seeee you, I just can' help meself."

Edward's POV

"Bella, love, what are you talking about?" I asked.

"Eward, I wanta fuck you. I want me and you, no sorry, I want you and me and a pink rabbit named Cropps, to go into a dreamland." She lulled.

She was drunk! No, worse, my girlfriend was wasted!

"Bella, how much did you drink?" I enquired, attempting to assess her alcohol poisoning.

"No' much… There's still a lil tiny eenzy winzy bit of Tequila left in the bottle. I am so sorry Ward Ed, I shou hav lefff some for you. You don' like Tequila anywaaay don' you?" She asked.

"No." I sighed. "I don't like Tequila. Bella, where are you?" I asked, concerned for her safety.

"In a hotel suite. The receptionist thought that I was Emmie's stripper, but we got that all fixed. Now he only things…. I don' know what people thingggg…" This was a disaster!

Carlisle, who had just finished a deer, looked at me concerned, having realized that the drunk person on the phone was Bella. "Is she okay?" He asked at vampire speed.

"I'll kill Emmett for this. She's totally wasted." I mouthed back. "Love, " I talked into the phone. "Where is Em-mett?" I spoke slowly and very clear, hoping that I'd get an answer.

"I'm in love with you Ward Ed. Did I ever tell you that I want to fuck you?" She asked innocently.

I faked a cough, hiding my embarrassment. "I am sure you have Love. Bella, where is Emmett?"

"Oooooh …. Emmy Bear. There he is." Bella squeeled and handed the phone to Emmett.

"What in the holy Lord's name have you done to her Emmett McCarthy Cullen?" I yelled upset.

"I swear Edward, I just left the room for like two seconds, I come back and she's totally wasted."

"Don't toy with me. Bella has never had more than glass of wine for dinner maybe, do you intend on killing her?" I asked.

"I'm really really sorry, Eddie. I know it was sooo wrong to leave the mini bar open, they always told us in class that to keep the key to the liquor cabinet hidden, so the kids wouldn't steal the rum."

From the background I heard Bella yelling, "Emmmmmettt! Did you order those strippers?"

Emmett was doomed!