This story is inspired When Edward's Away Alice Will play

Stupid sun, stupid siblings, stupid shoes, and stupid Charlie.

And that is all that went trough my head this morning.

Ohhh! I forgot this: Annoying, loud vampires and What the hell?

Yeah, I am NEVER going to let them of the hook for this... I mean seriously: WHAT THE HELL?

Hey, where is Edward? Well, now I am mad at him for letting his annoying siblings do this to me!

Once, just once can I sleep in like any other teenager? Well, a normal, non-mythical creature, not hipped up on caffeine or sugar teenager.

...Operantly not!

Why did Charlie just have to let them onto my room? While I wassleeping non the less.

Why did Emmet jump on my bed to wake me up! Now he is of buying me a new one.

Why? 'Cause he brook it! Annoying vampire!

And why, oh why, couldn't the sun come out today?

Now guess what in the world is happening! NO, I didn't LOOSE my shoes! Alice stole them!

Why does Alice keep telling me we are 'late'? Late for what?

Why was Emmet here? I wonder if-

"Bella! Come on!" Alice whinnied. "I'll grab you new shoes that cost more than all your cloths combined if you don't get moving! Hurry Bella! We will be late!"

"Late for wha-" I was interrupted by being picked up and put into a yellow Porsche. Emmet in the passenger seat, Alice driving, naturally.

"What the heck is going on!" I demanded.

Then Alice's cell phone rang. She looked at the caller ID, smiled, winked at me, then handed me the phone. It was was Edward! I so badly needed to hear his voice. I opened the phone and was immediately yelled at by a velvet voice. A very angry one. My eyes began to tear up, and then a let out a small sob.

"Bella?" The voice was suddenly very soft, and worried.

"Y-y-yeah" I said through sob.

"Bella? Bella? Bella, I'm so sorry." Edward sounded sad. Pained even. "I love you."

"It's okay." Another small sob. "Really." Sniffle. "Love you, too."

"Where are you, love?"

"The back of Alice's car. Why?"

"Do you know what time it is?" A little angry. I have a feeling he wasn't angry with me.

"Ummmm... morning?"

"It is three in the morning, sweetheart."

"Well, that is why I'm so tired."

"Do you know where you are going?" He asked suddenly.

"All I know is the, according to Alice, we are late. Why?"

"Put Alice on the phone."

"Edward Cullen, tell me where in the world I am going!"

"I don't know and it scares the hell out of me!" He said snapped back.

"What do you mean 'you don't know'?"

"Please, love, give the phone to Alice." Edward said in a soft voice.

"'kay." I handed the phone to Alice. She looked at it with a smile, and then took it, and put it on speaker.

"Tell him," she mouthed.

"Edward?"

"Yes..."

"Your on speaker."

"Hey little bro!" Emmet yelled, "how can we be of service?"

"Where. Are. You. Taking. Her?" He growled.

"Not telling." Alice taunted, then she giggled.

"I will find out." He snarled.

"Love to see you try!" Alice snarled right back.

"You guys!" Emmet interrupted. "Bella. Is. Tired." He said sternly, "let her rest."

"Okay." Edward answered, "Alice we will talk later."

"! Don't go!" I said, then Edward laughed. Oh he feels no sympathy for? Yea... not okay. Then I got an idea and smiled evilly at my soon-to-be-siblings. "Please," I said in a sad voice – sniffle- " I mean if you don't want to talk to me" - sniffle -

"No, love! That is not why I was laughing!" He said worriedly.

"No, it's okay," - small sob - "You don't have to lie..." Alice and Emmet had their lips pressed together when Edward started stuttering and breathing heavily. "Talk to you latter," I said sadly. Much

"N-no, love. Babe, I didn't mean it to sound like that. Y-you know I-i love you so m-m-much, right? So much th-th-that it hurts not t-to see you. I, sweetheart, babe, love, why is Emmett cracking up in the background? I love you."

"Love you, too" I said sadly, then letting my anger show through, jokingly, of course. "And maybe next time I'm kidnapped you won't laugh at me, Eddie! GOOD. BYE!" Then I pressed the 'end' button.

We all started laughing. Emmett had the car shacking. "High five Bells!"

I gave him a high five... yeah... not smart... "Owww! That hurt! Shit! Man, Em! Damn it! That hurt!" I screamed loudly.

My cell phone rang...

But I don't care what they say

I'm in love with you

They try to pull me away

But they don't know the truth

My hearts crippled by the vain

That I keep on closing

You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding

I keep, keep bleeding love

"Hello?"

"Hey, I heard you scream. Are you okay? What Emmett do? I'll kill him if he hurt you." Edwards voice shot through a lightning speed. Emmett was still howling with laughter in the background from Edwards caller ring tone.

"Whoo! Thats so funny!" Emmett screamed. Alice was giggling beside him. She reminded me of a little school girl.

"You think it's funny I'll kill you Emmett! I hurt you to Alice! You guys hurt her! My angle, my angle! And then you sit there and laugh?" Edward screamed at them, when I was yelling at them: "Shut up! Just Shut. The. Heck. Up! It seamed like a perfectly good ring tone! It IS a perfect ring tone, and I like it so just shut up DAMN IT!"

"WAIT! What are you talking about, love?" Edward asked.

"She set your ring tone to bleeding love, dude!" Emmett screamed at him through the phone.

"Shut up Emmett!"

"Ahhh, I like it, love. Your right, it is perfect."

"Thanks. And I'm fine by the way."

"Yeah...Mmmm" Edward sounded like he was longing something. Lusting, maybe? "I guessed"

"Oh, did you?" I said in my little seductive voice. (Alice said we had to work on it. Rose even agreed. They both came over to my house to teach me how to make my voice 'sexy' and a 'turn on'. I must say, it really worked.)

"Ummmm... Love. Do you know how hot you just sounded?"

"I did?" I said innocently. Alice said it was a good idea. She winked at me threw the review mirror.

"Jasper! Rose! We are going to get your mates!" Edward screamed.

"Why?" asked Rose.

"Because we have to!" Jasper's voice had the need Edwards did.

"I swear, love, the second I get my hands them they'll be dead for taking you." There was noise in the background like things were being moved around.

"You boy's are in no condition to drive so I'll do it." Rose said the background

"By the way, I figured out were your going. And I know this hotel near by... Gosh, Bella, when I find you... I miss you." He sounded sad.

"I can't for you to come get me," I said .

"Neither can I, love."

"OKAY! OFF THE PHONE!" Emmett said.

"I guess, I should let you go."

"'Kay," I said, "WAIT!" But, he was already gone.

"Alice where are we going?"

"We're going to-"