AN: Okay, this is just a silly little one-shot, based on something that happened to me during my Calculus II class today. Sadly, I didn't have a Beej to make inappropriate comments. But Lydia does! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!

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Lydia was doing her Calculus II homework, and Beetlejuice was floating above her, watching.

"Ummmm, babes?"

"Yes, Beej?"

"Since when does math have anything to do with sex?"

Lydia stopped writing. Did he just say what she thought he said?

"What?"

"I said: since when does math have anything to do with sex?"

Yup, that was what she thought he said.

Lydia tilted her head back and looked up at the ghost.

"Where did that come from?"

Beetlejuice looked at her paper.

"Well, accordin' to you, the arc length of the natural log of cosine of x equals the integral from one to two of the square root of sex."

Lydia looked down at her paper and read the problem again.

"That says the square root of secant x."

"No, Lyds, that says the square root of sex."

She read it a few more times. What the hell?! It did say the square root of sex!

"Ummmm . . . I guess I forgot the c," Lydia said as she blushed.

Beetlejuice laughed. "I knew you wanted my body, babes! All you had to do was ask!"

Lydia blushed even harder, turned around in her chair, and punched him the gut.

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AN: Told you it was short. Yup, that was the exact problem, and I wrote sex instead of secx. Then looked back at it, and it took me for freakin' ever to realize why it didn't look right. No idea what happened . . .