So like, 8D! Thanks for the reviews~. It made a weary little college student/slacker happy.

One question I would like to answer is "why is Xanxus the first one to kiss Tsuna on the lips". Technically, he's not the first one (Hibird is /shot/), but, well, it was the Varia leader's birthday last October 10th, so I just made him get first kiss straight on Tsuna's lips as some sort of belated birthday gift.

Yeah.

Anyway, last three kisses up! Oh, I don't own KHR. :')

Anything italicized is a "thought".

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"Guh," was the first thing Tsuna managed to say when he felt consciousness return to him. It's Wednesday today, so they have no P.E. classes. But why does he feel very, very tired? The bright light above him was also no help in making him feel more comfortable, making him twitch an eyebrow in annoyance.

"Boss?" a soft voice called out from his right.

Tsuna grumbled a low one, shifted a bit, scrunched his eyes, and then finally tried to open them. Tried to, take note.

"C-Chrome?" he asked, since his eyelids have yet to go up from blocking his eyes. Stupid eyelids.

The area near his right hand dipped. After a few more seconds, Tsuna managed to get his eyes open and was met by the sight of Chrome smiling at him. Of course, Tsuna blushed. He noted that he seems to be doing that a lot today.

A worried expression immediately appeared on the girl's face as she leaned forward, a hand coming up to touch his forehead.

"Boss, do you have a fever? Your face is quite red," she inquired, noting that at each passing second, Tsuna's face became redder and redder.

"N-no! I don't have a f-fever! Uh… the blood! You know, they go off-course sometimes. Ha ha ha…" he excused lamely.

The purple-haired girl cocked her head a bit to the side, her lone eye focused on Tsuna's honey brown ones. Even though she was looking at him as if assessing whether to push through the fever matter or not, Tsuna felt very much at ease. A comfortable silence enveloped them.

"Ah… I just noticed that we're in the… infirmary," Tsuna said, or rather murmured, eyes scanning his surroundings for the first time since he had woken up. "And no Dr. Shamal." His mouth formed an 'o' at that.

Chrome giggled. "Well, according to Dino-san, you fainted during lunch at the rooftop so they transferred you here in the infirmary where you can sleep and be excused for the rest of the day. And, they didn't really elaborate, but it seems Gokudera-san kicked out the nurse earlier."

"I… see."

Another comfortable silence. Chrome seemed to be waiting on Tsuna, not daring to speak first.

"Uhm… do you have any… business in Namimori High, Chrome? I mean, Chikusa and Ken are not with you."

At that, the girl's face lit up and a smile adorned her face. Tsuna smiled back, but why does he feel a sudden rush of uneasiness in the back of his mind?

"Actually, yes. And it concerns you, Boss."

Tsuna nodded oh-so slowly. "That's new. Business concerning me."

Chrome just continued to smile and inched closer to Tsuna. "Every business I partake in always concerns you, Boss," she said in a rather cryptic tone.

Before Tsuna could really mull over the real meaning behind Chrome's words, she was already a hairsbreadth away from his face. This startled him, of course, but his body chose this time again to be disobedient. Why, oh why was I given a rebellious body!?

"Buon compleanno Boss," she whispered before leaning in and pressing her lips softly against his.

"The kissing thingamajig is not yet over!?" he screamed in his head, all the while trying to grasp on what he should be doing right now: to push or not to push Chrome away?

He chose not to; he was afraid of hurting Chrome's feelings. Many guys in class did say that when the girl makes the first move, you shouldn't push them away because it's rude… to the extreme. Besides, it's really not that… bad. Especially when his head was tilted a bit to the right and the kiss deepened.

Deepened.

Holy crap.

Honey brown eyes that he didn't remember closing shot open and fear engulfed him. The lone warm violet eye was nowhere to be seen; instead, uncanny red and blue orbs met his brown ones. Tsuna began to perspire cold sweat as those eyes narrowed with glee. He squeaked, which was muffled by the lips still connected on his, when Mukuro pushed forward until the brunette was lying again on the bed with the Italian's torso pinning him there. Tsuna's hands came up to push the older man away, but they were quickly captured by Mukuro's larger ones and pinned to his sides, allowing no more chance of pushing the blue haired man away.

A swipe of a tongue across his lips jolted him out of his uber-panic mode. He wrenched his head to the side, hearing a sound of disappointment from the man above when their lips were disconnected.

"Vongola-chan, why did you end our kiss? Was it not good?" Mukuro inquired, putting on his best "I am a puppy and you just kicked me and it fucking hurts" look: a trembling pout with crocodile tears.

Tsuna gagged, detesting the perverted Mist Guardian. And that blush that was rapidly coloring his face and neck and ears a lovely shade of red.

"Kufufufu, are you blushing from the fever or from the kiss?"

"You already know that I have no fever!!!"

"If it's from the kiss, was it Chrome's or mine?"

"I don't know!"

"No matter, we'll just check again, ne? Kufufufu…" a hand then began creeping up his shirt as Mukuro began leaning in again.

Never in his whole life Tsuna thought that he'd be molested (raped?) in Namimori High's school infirmary, in broad daylight, with the windows open and by the infamous Rokudo Mukuro himself (well, the last part he's not really surprised, seeing as the deranged Mist Guardian always spouts how he will "possess the Vongola's body" someday. That reeks of something sexual, yes? ... YES.)

Anyway, the brunette also never expected in his whole life that he'd be so grateful at the sound of tonfas clashing against a trident, and at the appearance of the most feared man in the whole town of Namimori, Hibari Kyoya.

"Oya, oya. You do know that the early bird gets the tuna, right?" Mukuro sneered, standing up straight across Hibari to match the other's steely stare. "Latecomers should just go back to their nests and brood."

"You're no bird. You're just a rotten pineapple that I will bite to death," Hibari replied, glare intensifying. "And this is my nest; you're the one who's trespassing."

"Tch. Stubborn as always."

And a fight ensued, Tsuna completely forgotten. When a flower vase flew his way and crashed on the wall just some centimeters away from his head, he decided to slip out, very quietly, out of the infirmary and to the safety of the corridors, closing the door behind him.

He sighed a sigh of relief.

Escaping is his forte, after all.

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Even though classes were still going on, Tsuna decided not to attend for the rest of the day. He instead proceeded to the rooftop, rejoicing in the feel of the wind caressing his face when he stepped outside. Closing the door lightly behind him, he walked towards the edge and leant on the railing, staring up at the sky.

Today has been a very bizarre day so far. I mean, getting kissed by all these people without his consent, can it get any more random?

"I wonder if I can file sexual assault against them," Tsuna mused. There would be exceptions, of course, but still.

"So, have you already remembered?"

"No… huh?"

A little black shoe was embedded on his right cheek. Hard.

"Ouch!"

"It seems the nickname "Dame-Tsuna" is really fitting for you, Dame-Tsuna," Reborn said in a matter-of-factly tone.

"But I don't even know what you're talking about!"

"Tsk tsk. As the future Vongola boss, it is your responsibility to know everything. From the various families affiliated to you up til to what's the brand of Lambo's diapers, you should know all about it."

"Lambo wears diapers?"

Reborn ignored his question. "Your forgetfulness is an unsuitable trait for a Vongola boss. I would've already cured you from it…"

The baby hit man suddenly disappeared with a smoke, making Tsuna go "Hiiiiii!?" and whip his head around for his home tutor.

"I'm here, Dame-Tsuna," a deep baritone voice said from behind him, and Tsuna felt the shivers. Not the "Oh my god there'll be lots of smexing up!" shivers; more like "Oh hell, Satan is here" shivers.

He was about to turn around to face his tutor when firm hands held his shoulders to prevent him from doing so. Reborn leant until he was able to whisper at Tsuna's ear.

"As I've said, I would've cured you from your current forgetfulness if not for a certain skylark that would be out for my blood if I did so."

Tsuna gulped, nodding a bit as if he understood. He did, albeit it's only quite.

"Remember. Your last kiss was the thirteenth."

And then the pressuring presence at his back disappeared just in time that the door of the rooftop opened, revealing a bruised up and highly irritated Hibari Kyoya. His eyes immediately landed on Tsuna and he started walking towards the trembling brunette, glare in place.

"Herbivore…"

"Hiiiii!!! I'm s-so sorry, Hi-Hibar-ri-san!" was the automatic reply of Sawada Tsunayoshi as he curled up in defense. To his horror, both of Hibari's hands shot out past his sides to grip on the railing behind him, effectively trapping the brunette between the Cloud Guardian and the rooftop railings.

Hibari was glaring down at him. So scary!

"I didn't give you permission to leave the infirmary earlier."

"I-I'm so sorry…"

"And you're cutting classes."

"I-I'm-"

"And you still haven't remembered, even though that girl," he spoke the word "girl" with much venom, "said it outright."

"Uhm…"

"If you still don't remember after this, I will bite you to death."

Tsuna opened his mouth to say something, but Hibari swiftly crashed his lips on Tsuna's open ones, not wasting a second in entering his tongue inside the brunette's mouth. He drowned out any sounds Tsuna made, not releasing his lips until the need for oxygen became a pressing matter. Tsuna was coughing when they ended their kiss.

Hibari just stared at him, face a bit too close for Tsuna's liking.

Tsuna averted his eyes away from those of his upperclassman's, a hand covering his lips and face beet red. His mind's a whole jumble of mess.

"H-H-Hibari-s-san just kissed me! He just kissed me and, and, and slipped t-the- oh god. But, Xanxus and Mukuro did too! Well, minus the tongue part, but still! Chrome is okay, because she's a girl, but the others…"

"Herbivore, I don't like being kept waiting."

"H-Hiii!?" Tsuna squeaked, trying to remember what Hibari was waiting for.

"Uhhh… uhh… I don't know! Nothing's coming on my mind! All that's coming are the k…k-kisses! Don't tell me… he's going to punish me because people kissed me! Oh no! But he should also bite those people who kissed me to death! I mean, misery loves company, right? And it'd be so unfair. But… wouldn't that mean he'll also gonna bite himself to death? He did k…k-…kiss me after all. The, uh, fourteenth one a-"

Tsuna then stopped his internal monologue and snapped his head towards Hibari, who was regarding him with quite interested eyes.

"Hi-Hibari-san… what month is it…?"

Hibari looked at him funny. Tsuna blushed and shrank back to the railings.

"I-I'm sorry I-"

"October."

"A-ah… I… October, eh. And, uh, there were fourteen k-k…isses. So…"

A moment of silence.

"Uhm… today is October…?"

Hibari's glare intensified. But, somehow, through some divine intervention perhaps, realization dawned on our dear Sawada Tsunayoshi's face and he screamed. Like, screamed at the top of his lungs right in Hibari's face. The poor teenager stepped back a little to salvage his eardrums from the screaming the shorter boy was making.

"October 14! It's my birthday!!! How could I forget!?"

And then we were presented with an image of Tsuna clutching his hair and berating himself from forgetting his own birthday. How would be able to be an excellent Vongola boss (and remember the brand of Lambo's diapers) if even his own birthday he forgets?

The brunette continued immersing himself in his anguish that he didn't notice Hibari's deadly glare directed at him.

"You better not do anything to him today, or the Vongola Ninth and the whole of Vongola will be after your head."

Hibari scoffed. "As if I'd waste my time on a herbivore like that."

Reborn nodded. "Even though you've already wasted a lengthy amount of time on a herbivore like that as of the moment, eh."

The deadly glare was then redirected at the black-clad baby walking towards Tsuna. Said baby kicked his student in the head, earning a yelp.

"R-Reborn!"

"Took you long enough. You should've already remembered when Maman kissed you. Instead, you had to go up til the last person to remember. How shameful."

"B-But! You could've just told me it's my birthday right out! No need to make people go k-k-kiss me!"

"That's no fun."

"Gah!"

Another kick was delivered, this time hitting the brunette at the cheek.

"Stop spouting caveman words. They're unfit for this century. Also, be sure to be home by 5," Tsuna looked at his watch and saw that there's less than five minutes til five, "the whole famiglia came, as well as the Varia."

"Wait, Reborn!"

"A second late is equal to 3 months worth of training in Colonello's island."

Not wanting to be late (because Reborn is a sadist, and so is Colonello. He'd rather have only one sadistic baby to train him than two, thank you very much), Tsuna jumped up and started to the door. He paused before the door, though, and cast Hibari a look.

"H-Hibari-san?"

He received a glare in response, making him cringe.

"I-I know that you hate crowds but… maybe you could pass by for, at least, a minute or… so?"

Hibari remained poker faced, and Tsuna was torn between waiting for his Cloud Guardian to respond or to ditch him and run as fast as he could to reach home as to not invoke Reborn's punishment.

"I'll bite you to death."

"Hiiii!? I'm so sorry for asking!"

And Tsuna was gone, footsteps rapidly getting softer and softer as he put more distance between them.

Hibird landed on Hibari's head and began singing the "Happy Birthday" song. The prefect made no motion to stop the bird.

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Omake:

Reborn wasn't lying when he said that the whole famiglia and the Varia were present. It was touching, really.

Except for the part when Ryohei announced how "extreme" Dino's way of initiating a kiss was. And how said blond tried to "demonstrate" it with Tsuna as the partner earlier that day.

The Vongola famiglia (and, surprisingly, even the Varia) never had so much killing intent emanate from them.

Poor Dino.

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I finished. Sorry if it's lame and shit like that. And it's 5:45 AM. Funny that I have to be up at 6 AM.

And, yes, I know, it ended as somewhat an 1827 fic. It's… my bias. ;___;

Thanks for reading. :')