Story Introduction: Operation: Mad Genius

Disclaimer: …Sigh…I do not own this awesome show. Do I wish I do? Hell, yeah!

For those who don't know me, I am RavenFeathersOfDarkness [also known as PenguinCrazy14 on ], princess of the shadows, and crusader against all things girly, pink, and sparkly, and shamelessly obsessive fan of the Penguins of Madagascar.

Speaking of the penguins, I have been online almost every day reading fanfics and taking PoM personality quizzes. Of all the quizzes I've taken so far, about 85% of them told me I was most like Kowalski. (The other 15% said I was like either Skipper or Rico. Sorry, Private fans, but I am nothing like him.)And I totally agree with those results. I am pretty smart (how can you say that without sounding full of yourself?), I love candy to death, and I really do carry around a clipboard…only I don't defy the laws of everything by pulling it out of thin air. (Think I'm weird? You don't know the half of it. ^^)

So that was on my mind as I was watching television a few weeks ago, and I started to wonder, "You know…me and Kowalski are so alike. I wonder if his temper is anything like mine?..."

And here is where I get attacked by an army of plot bunnies once again.

So, this is where my story starts. Writing an introduction to a story I've been developing in my sleep. (Not joking.)

Before I wrap this up, I've got a few thanks to give:

To Esperata, whose stories were so undeniably awesome, and reminded me of my days as a Skipper fan(and who also gave me the coolest b-day present I've ever gotten);

To Monsy38, whose Marski story was the first one I ever read, and who kept me alive these days;

To knockknocktimerico, who completely understands what it's like to be a secret PoM lover/fanfictioner;

To everyone who joined my Kowalski fan club on Fanpop;

To Sarah Perry, the author of Code Sepia, which was one of the

best fanfictions I've ever read accidentally;

And finally, to Ninjagirly, who I hope never stops that hilarious Q&R fanfiction, which is always the highlight of my day.

All right! A few final words:

-Please review! They are the candy to my inner Kowalski!

-This is actually the second Penguins story I've written, but it is under classified circumstances that this one has been posted first. The real first one will be up soon, though.

-And finally—Sudoku with fractions?! I like Sudoku, and I like fractions, but the two of them together sound like nothing less than torture…

The summary for the story will be in the next chapter, so sayonara for now! ^^