A/N: OMG I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK ASDFLGHJKL!- -_-'' From what? All you've done during your hiatus was read manga, watch OHSHC, and put your new Action Replay to interesting use. I wouldn't consider getting a shiny Regirock to level 100 through unlimited Rare Candies to be a good waste of time.- Shut up, Absol. Or else I'll make you into a girl and put you into that fanfiction I've been thinking of~ - O_o''' I'll be good.- You better. Now, go read the disclaimer!

"Blue Phoenix135790 does not own anything. Also, does anyone else notice that any fanfiction regarding the Uzumaki clan to be sealing experts and Naruto a descendant of Hashirama has been proven true in the manga? EPIC!" …Blue Phoenix, couldn't you have made this disclaimer with a spoiler alert?-No.

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Time passed fast amazingly quick during the month of training. During this time, Naruto had learned the first two steps to Rasengan, but was having difficulties with the final step.

Sakura was doing… Whatever pink-haired banshee-fangirls do.

Sasuke and Kakashi… Disappeared, but Kyuubi was betting that they died.

Hey, Bijou can dream, can't they?

Meanwhile, Naruto had found out three other summons besides Toxicroak and Spiritomb:

First, there was a little one that seemed like it was asleep. Then it woke up. It had a unnecessarily large head in the shape of a star with three tags hanging from his (At least it claimed it was a "he") head. It had a while body as well with a small slit on the stomach. "He" said that his name was Jirachi.

Next was another white-bodied Pokemon that went up to Naruto's neck. Of course, it only reached up to Jiraiya's hip, so this reminded Naruto about how short he was. It was obviously a girl, and had what appeared to be a white kimono with blue wave designs for a body. She had an ovular head with two crystalline spikes protruding out of her head, and purple skin. She said her name was Froslass, but Naruto insisted on calling her "Haku".

Last was one that sort of scared Naruto: A floating shell with a white halo floating over it. It had a brown shell with what appeared to be grey skin (Akin to a dead person) under the shell. It also spoke emptily, as if it had absolutely no life, and that made it hard to determine a gender. It called itself Shedinja sometimes. And Nukenin other times. Naruto preferred Nukenin, thank you very much.

Spiritomb had returned with sort of good news: Naruto was able to use Pokemon attacks, as long as he had met and pleased the Boss. Naruto was disheartened for a second, but then uplifted, and began training so that he would be able to use the attacks that he had seen his summons use. For example, he had seen Haku get annoyed at Nukenin's lack of emotion and tried to hit it with a fist encoated in ice. Only for it to pass through and for Nukenin to shoot a ball of… Something at Haku, knocking her down for the count.

Just imagine Naruto being able to do that…

I bet half of you can't. As that mouse from Narnia would say, "YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IMAGINATION!"

Where was I?

Oh yeah!

So, long story short, Naruto had five summons, he could use a Lv2 Rasengan, and he knew Water-Walking. Like Jesus. Which probably means that Jesus was a Ninja.

Go figure.

(A/N: Shut up.)

Anyways, the big day had arrived, and after an uplifting pep talk from Hinata (Who was wearing a powder-blue hospital uniform), and being chased through the red-light district of Konoha by Konohamaru, Naruto was in the arena, standing next to Neji Hyuuga, his opponent, and Temari of Sunagakure. Looking bored and anxious, respectively.

Anyways, after a speech from the Hokage ("Senile old fart" Kyuubi had said), It was Naruto and Neji's fight already.

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It was like watching a bad movie over and over again. You know what's going on, when it's going to happen, who's going to do it, and you're bored out of your mind just watching, and you just want to go home, have a bottle of sake, get good and plastered, curse some dead person for some odd piece of bad…Something, and then fall asleep in the middle of the street and awake the next morning with tire tracks on your chest.

Except this bad movie was getting better.

After the Hyuuga had started defending with a Main Family technique (To the shock of all the Hyuugas), Naruto had attacked with a sort of spiraling sphere towards the defense, and instead of the shield knocking the pariah back, it…

What's the word?

…Exploded.

Like, boom.

Big boom.

Anyways, Neji looked worn out from chakra depletion, but Naruto barely looked scratched. A quick scan with the Byakugan, a consumption of a soldier pill, and a few Juuken strikes later, and that was fixed.

But then, Naruto unblocked his sealed Tenketsu using an odd red chakra, and they were back to square one as the chakra receded.

And then Naruto had asked Neji about his treatment of Hinata during the Preliminaries.

And then we were pulled into a long flashback detailing Hinata's capture by Kumogakure, the sordid tale of the Cursed Bird Seal, the Hiashi-Hizashi drama, and why it was fate for Hizashi to die, and blah, blah, blah.

Naruto then said something about his seal being just as bad, and had summoned forth Jirachi.

Cue the squeeing of the female (and some male) population watching the match.

Anyways, Jirachi just floated there, asleep, then he woke up, glowed with a grey-silver light, tackled into Neji, exploded, and fell asleep as he puffed out of existence.

Naruto was declared the winner, due to Neji being knocked out by the sheer amount of energy being knocked into him.

And the matches continued, with Kankuro giving up, Sasuke being given a time extension, and Shikamaru giving up halfway through the match.

Then Sasuke got there with a flashy entrance.

And the final match of round one began.

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Damn him. Damn the Uchihas, Orochimaru, the Suna nin, and everyone else who this fault was.

Nevermind the fact that, if you went far back enough, the Land of Wind's daimyo and Hashirama Senju were also to blame.

As soon as Sasuke had thrusted his lightning-covered arm into Gaara's sand shield, the Hokage's box exploded, everyone fell asleep due to a large-scale Genjutsu, and Gaara had disappeared with his siblings with Sasuke in hot pursuit.

And Naruto had said the first bit of dialogue in this entire chapter.

"The hell is going on?"

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A/N: Alright, before you go all postal about me skipping over most of the dialogue, I'm lazy, I typed this in a single day, I'm a teen, what can you say?-Well… there's also the factors of…- Absol, If you don't want to have boobs and be chasing after a confused girly-boy Sneasel, I suggest you stop right there.-…-Perfect.~

Confused? YOU SHOULD BE! Anyways, the official ones are:

Dark: Spiritomb

Ghost: Shedinja

Ice: Froslass

Poison: Toxicroak

Psychic: Jirachi

And in the polls, we have:

Fire: Flareon (1) / Infernape (2)

Fighting: Hitmontop (1) / Machamp (1)

Electric: Raikou (1) / Zapdos (1)

Flying: Ninjask (1) / Swellow (1) / Staraptor (1)

Bug: Armaldo (1)

Rock: Golem (1) / Regirock (1)

Steel: Lucario (1) / Scizor (1)

Grass: Leafeon (1) / Roserade (1) / Sceptile (1)

Ground: Gliscor (1)

Normal: Porygon-Z (1) / Regigigas (1) / Snorlax (1)

Water: Manaphy (1) / Lugia (I'm not counting this one, as he isn't even a Water type. :P)

Dragon: Garchomp (1) / Rayquaza (1)

Please, vote! Remember, any and all votes that have Vulpix and Ninetales will be disregarded! Why? …Why beat a dead horse?

You may suggest your own, or you may vote on those chosen.

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