Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach
Urahara: *surfing the net* Oh…Bleach fanfiction? What is this?
Tessai: I believe these are stories written by our fans.
Urahara: My, my, our fans sure have nice imaginations. There seems to be a story for every possible scenario. But there is simply so much!
Tessai: You can narrow down your search on top by selecting genre, rating, and updates, completed or in-progress. You can even narrow it down to specific characters by selecting one or two characters as well.
Urahara: How do you know all this?
Tessai: …
Urahara: Anyways, let's give it a try, let's put Ichigo's name and see what comes up!
After reading a few of them…
Urahara: Oi Ichigo! Look what I found!
Ichigo: What is it, Hat-and-Clogs? I have to rehearse for the next episode.
Urahara: No, no, take a look.
Ichigo: Ha…what is this? Fanfiction?
Urahara: Stories about us our fans have written. Look what happens when I put your name in the search.
Ichigo: IchiRuki….IchiHime….What the hell are those? They just combined my name with Rukia's or Inoue's!
Urahara: Pairings, Ichigo! These are the two most popular pairings for you that fans seem to constantly bicker over.
Ichigo: But I don't see Rukia or Inoue like that!
Urahara: That's not what the fans think.
Ichigo: "CAUTION: LEMON SCENES. Rated M." What the hell are Lemon scenes? Rated M?
Urahara: Read for yourself Ichigo.
Ichigo reads…
Ichigo: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE OUR FANS THINKING!?!?! THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD…with Rukia….or Inoue…or both…
Rukia: What's with the commotion Ichigo?
Orihime: We were wondering when you'll be back to continue rehearsal. What are you guys reading?
Ichigo: NOTHING! *attempts to close the window*
Rukia: *pushes the three guys out of the way.* Fanfiction?
Orihime: Ah, aren't those stories our fans writes about us?
Rukia: *reads the fic*
Orihime: What's wrong, Kuchiki-san? Your face is getting red.
Ichigo: Rukia, I had nothing to do with what's written…
Rukia: PERVERT!
Ichigo: *attempts to defend himself from Rukia's attacks* I told you, I have nothing to do with it.
Meanwhile, Orihime reads a few…
Orihime: Me…and Kurosaki-kun…*blushes*
Rukia: How can you actually enjoy that!
Orihime: I'm not! Well…it was…nicely written
Renji: What are you guys doing? We need to get back to rehearsal.
Urahara: Ah Abarai-kun, come and take a look. I've found a few fanfictions about you as well.
Renji: What is this…fanfiction? *goes over to take a look*
Renji *face starting to match his hair* Tatsuki? Who's that?
Tatsuki: That's me.
Renji: Oh, you're Ichigo's childhood friend or something right? You're such a minor character I nearly forgotten.
Tatsuki: Just because Tite doesn't give me much screen time doesn't mean I can be forgotten!
Renji: Anyways, how the hell do these come up with this stuff? How many times have me and Tatsuki even interacted?
Tatsuki: What are you talking about? *shoves Renji aside*
Renji: It's better if you don't read that…
Tatsuki: Shut up! *reads*
Ichigo: Renji….run
Renji: What? *kicked in the gut by Tatsuki*
Renji runs away trying to yell explanations to a fuming Tatsuki…
Ishida: Hey, what's taking you guys so long? Chad and I have been waiting for almost an hour.
Urahara: We're reading fanfictions!
Ishida: This isn't time to read childish stories.
Urahara: But they're far from childish, look!
Ishida reads the fic Urahara pulled up about him
Ishida: Nemu….Was she that mad scientist's daughter from Soul Society?
Rukia: What about her?
Ishida: Hmph…how dare these people insinuate that I will get romantically involved with a Shinigami.
Urahara: Well in fics where Ichigo and Rukia gets together, *Ichigo blushes and Rukia punches him in the gut* it seems the popular alternative is you and Inoue-san!
Ishida: …That's….not….exactly better. Well maybe…
Chad: Don't worry; at least you're not paired up with Yuzu here.
Ishida and Ichigo: WHAT!?!!?
Chad: I have read fanfictions where Ishida and Yuzu get together.
Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SISTER?!
Ishida: NOTHING, THESE FANS ARE CRAZY TO THINK THAT I'D GO FOR A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!
Isshin who just happens to be walking by: What's that I hear about my little Yuzu getting together with someone?
Ishida: it's not what you think, sir!
Isshin: CONGRATULATIONS! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY YUZU!
Ishida: WAIT WHAT THE HELL!!! NO, THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND YOUR DAUGHTER! I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVEN MET!!
Ichigo: YOU'RE DEAD ISHIDA!
Karin: What are you guys yelling about? And why is dad hugging Ishida?
Isshin: This man is about become your new brother-in-law.
Karin: What the hell are you talking about, old man?
Isshin: He and Yuzu will be getting married soon.
Ishida: NO WE ARE NOT!! *after freeing himself from Ichigo's strangle hold and Isshin's hug*
Yuzu: Did I hear my name?
Isshin: *runs over to Yuzu* Yuzu, why didn't you tell daddy that you were in love!?!
Yuzu: Eh…what?
Ishida: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CRAP SPEWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S MOUTH!!
Karin: Oi, aren't you a bit too old for Yuzu?
Ishida: Why won't anyone listen to me!!
Ichigo: Alright spill it Ishida! What did you do to her?
Karin: He did something to Yuzu? *joins Ichigo in throttling Ishida*
Urahara: Oh Jinta will be so heart broken, according to this fic.
Karin: That brat with the bat too!?
Urahara: Oh no, people seem quite divided between Ururu and Yuzu for a pairing with Jinta.
Ishida: You're….not….helping…here…
Tessai: Did you know that fans pair up Chad and Karin too?
Ichigo and Karin: WHAT!?
Ichigo: Chad, You're my best friend so I need you to be truthful to me.
Ishida: HOW DO YOU NOT TRY TO KILL CHAD WHEN CRAZY FANS PAIR HIM UP WITH YOUR SISTER BUT YOU TRY TO KILL ME!
Chad: They are just fans with an overly active imagination.
Tessai: Don't worry Ichigo; it seems more people prefer Karin to be with Hitsugaya then Chad.
Ichigo: I suppose…Toushirou does look to be around Karin's age.
Hitsugaya: Are you saying I'm short! And it's Hitsugaya Taichou!
Urahara: Oh Hitsugaya-kun, you're here too! Ah Hinamori too, perfect timing.
Hinamori: Eh?
Urahara: So Hitsugaya-kun, who do you like better? Hinamori or Karin?
Hitsugaya: What the hell are you talking about Kisuke?
Ichigo: Toushirou, you better treat my sister with respect.
Isshin: Karin too? Oh Masaki, our children are growing up. Looks like Ishida-kun and Hitsugaya-kun will join our family soon.
Karin: Wait what? Since when did people think I like that grumpy midget?
Ryouken: Can you people be more civilized? I can hear you across the set.
Isshin: Ryouken! Looks like we'll be a family soon! So let's forget all our past differences…
Ishida: YUZU AND I ARE NOT TOGETHER! And Yuzu, why aren't you saying anything about this? Why are you blushing?!
Ryouken: I do not approve Uryuu.
Ishida: I don't need your approval for anything! Wait…THERE'S NOTHING TO BE APPROVED OF.
Urahara: So Hitsugaya-kun, you haven't answered my question. And how do you feel about your childhood friend possibly running off with someone else, Hinamori?
Hinamori: Eh, Shirou-chan running off with someone else?
Hitsugaya: Don't listen to this guy, Momo.
Orihime: UliqHime…huh?
Tessai: Oh, you and Uliquorra seem to be quite a popular match too.
Orihime: The creepy pale espada that kidnapped me? I felt sorry for him at the end but I didn't have any sort of feelings like that…
Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo…I've been listening to what everyone have been saying.
Ichigo: Eh…Byakuya! It's not what…
Rukia: Nii-sama! These are just crazy fans spouting nonsense. Don't take it to heart.
Byakuya: Kurosaki, as of now I disapprove of any sort of relationship you have Rukia other then camaraderie. I shall reconsider once you've proven yourself further. Just because you defeated me once, doesn't mean I approve of you.
Rukia: Nii-sama…
Ichigo: Look, I'm happy you respect me and all but really there's nothing…
Rukia: Thank you for the opportunity, Nii-sama!
Ichigo and Orihime: Eh!??!?!
A/N: for the record, I'm an IchiRuki fan. Back to studying for midterms. I might write one of these for like Code Geass or something when I can. This is just me procrastinating..