A/N: Hehe, Im updating!

Previously…

"Ok. I can officially diagnose you with…Obsessive violent thoughts."

Renesmee's POV

This is great.

Just great.

I'm on holiday.

In the mental ward.

With Jazz and Em.

It's their fault…

"Renesmee Cullen? Your turn" a nurse called.

Except she said it "Renee Smee Cullen"

Gee, what fun. Even when I'm not with the imbeciles I like to call my family, I'm with imbeciles I don't call family…

So yeah, then I got up and trundled over to the nurse cause I decided to hop in a lil toy car on my way over there, and she took me to the

The

The

Therapist…

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

I even learnt my alphabet!

Aren't I such a good little girl?

Flashback

The Therapist called me and asked me what the first letter of the alphabet was.

Therapist: What's the first letter of the alphabet?

Nessie: Porn

Therapist: Do you WANT to be locked up in the mental ward?

Nessie: Sure!

Therapist: How ya gonna get yourself outta there?

Nessie: IN MA LITTLE VROOM VROOM CAR!

End of flashback

That didn't go too well…

Ooh, this is a different therapist…

Hey, isn't this the one Dad and Co had when they had to go to therapy?

Hehe, fun time!

A/N: Sorry it's so short, my muse ran off, AND took the cookies with it…Damn. But I promise I'll give you an extra long chapter next time to make up for it, yeah? But, you gotta review, come on, I need ideas people.

LOST! MUSE, GOES BY THE NAME OF BUCKET, PLEASE FIND. LIKES COOKIES AND FUNNY STORIES. IS BLUE. PLEASE RETURN TO -FairyFreak12-. THANKS!