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Uchiha Sasuke changed his status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto
Ino Yamanaka, Neji Hyuuga and 26 others like this.
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Naruto I repeat: What. The. Hell!?
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love is as follows
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10:12 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
Something you want to tell me?
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10:13 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: Blossums101
Oh hello to you too, pig.
I'm doing fine, nice of you to ask.
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10:15 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
You're hilarious, forehead.
As I was saying, something you want to tell me?
Something along the lines of "I changed Sasuke's status from single to in a relationship with UZUMAKI NARUTO"
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10:17 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: Blossums101
It's in an OPEN relationship with Uzumaki Naruto; get your facts straight, Ino.
And I have no idea what you're talking about.
Go away.
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10:18 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
Don't play dumb with me!
It doesn't take a genius to figure out who did it.
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10:20 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
Sakura?
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10:22 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
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SAKURA?
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10:25 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
HARUNO SAKURA!
You are SO not ignoring me!
AS FREAKING IF.
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10: 28 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
God, you are such a bitch.
And Hinata says hi.
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10:31 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Dude.
WHAT THE HELL?
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10:32 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Do you know how many people have come up to me and congratulated me for coming out of the closet?!
TOO MANY.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
WE ARE NOT GAY LOVERS.
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10:34 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Not to mention both my reputation and chance of pimping out with members of the opposite sex is now gone thanks to you!
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10:35 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
What the hell did I do to deserve this cock block!?
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10:36 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Sasuke?
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10:37 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
SASUKE?!
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10:38 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
OI.
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, TEME.
DON'T IGNORE ME.
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10:40 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Uchiha89
Shut up, dobe.
I didn't do it.
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10:41 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
What do you mean you didn't do it?
Cause you know the fact that Uchiha Sasuke changed HIS status on HIS account totally indicates YOU didn't do it.
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10:43 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Uchiha89
I didn't do it.
It's called being hacked.
Dumbass.
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10:45 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Well if you didn't do it then who did?!
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10:46 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
YOU.
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10:47 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
YOU YOU YOU!
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10:49 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Blossums101
Me.
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10:50 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
How could YOU?
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10:51 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Blossums101
How could I...?
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10:52 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME AND SASUKE GAY LOVERS?
NOT COOL, SAKURA.
NOT COOL.
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10:54 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Blossums101
Aa.
About that...
Sorry?
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10:54 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
You can shove your fake apology up my ass!
AN ASS THAT HAS NOT BEEN TOUCHED BY TEME THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I mean seriously, Sakura.
Sasuke?!
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10:56 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Blossums101
Okay, I'm really sorry; Naruto, but Sasuke-bastard-face-that-is-such-a-bastard-he-takes-bastard-to-a-whole-new-level deserved it.
You were unfortunately the first person that came to mind.
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10:58 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: Hyuuga04
Heh.
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11:00 AM
To: Hyuuga04
From: Uchiha89
Shut up before I make you.
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11:01 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: Hyuuga04
I'd like to see you try.
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11:02 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
Damn.
What did Teme do to deserve that?
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11:03 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Blossums101
What DIDN'T he do to deserve that?!
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11:04
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
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Um, yeah.
Sorry, I don't know if you know this, but I can't read minds.
So...
Huh?
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11:06 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Blossums101
I'm just so tired of trying to interpret his emotions.
Every day I get mixed signals: Does he like me or does he not?
WHY DOES HE MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?
I'M SO SICK OF IT!
URGH.
Kay I have a quiz next period; I'll talk to you later.
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11:07 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
Sure, np!
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11:08 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
You effed up big time.
Oh, btw, Sakura was the one who hacked you.
Cause you effed up.
Big time.
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11:10 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Uchiha89
?
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11:13 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: Uchiha89
Dobe?
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11:15 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Like the song goes: If you like it then you should've put a ring on it!
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11:19 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
Mind telling me what's going on now?
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11:20 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: Blossums101
Quiz time.
Like legit.
Ask Naruto.
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11:21 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: BlondieLove52
What the HELL is going on, Narutard?
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11:23 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: RamenKing7
...Narutard?
...Seriously?
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11:24 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: BlondieLove52
You're ignoring the point.
I repeat: What the HELL is going on?!
Sakura told me to ask you.
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11:25 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: RamenKing7
...Did she now?
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11:27 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
YO.
Ino said you told her that I can tell her the 411?
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11:29 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
SAKURAAA?
HELLO?
YOU THERE?
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11:30 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: BlondieLove52
If you're asking Sakura she's doing a test right now.
Tool.
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11:32 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: RamenKing7
...Oh yeah.
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11:33 AM
To: Blossums101
From: RamenKing7
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I forgot.
My bad.
Well, good luck on your test!
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11:35 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: RamenKing7
Well basically Sakura is sick of Sasuke for not telling her his feelings (the one EVERYONE knows) and took her anger onto facebook.
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11:37 AM
To: RamenKing7
From: BlondieLove52
Seriously?
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11:38 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: RamenKing7
Seriously.
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11:40 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: BlondieLove52
So how long have you known forehead?
Like, your whole LIFE.
And how long have you liked Sakura?
Hm, let me see...basically your whole LIFE.
What is this?!
Some freaking 17 year old plan to woo her?
YOU EFFED UP.
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11:40 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: BlondieLove52
Big time.
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11:42 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: BlondieLove52
Btw, I have class with Sakura right now.
Guess what she's listening to.
"...He wasn't what I wanted what I thought no, he wouldn't even open up the door, he never made me feel like I was special, he isn't really what I'm looking for..."
You effed up so bad she's listening to Avril Lavigne.
Idiot.
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11:43 AM
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But I always open the door for her...
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11:45 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: BlondieLove52
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Facepalm.
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11:47 AM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
Hey.
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11:49 AM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
Sakura?
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11:52 AM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
Haruno.
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11:52 AM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto.
Don't ignore me.
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11:53 AM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
Fuck.
Sorry that was bad.
Can you just let me explain?
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11:55 AM
To: Uchiha89
From: Blossums101
No.
I'm busy right now.
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11:56 AM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
It'll only take a minute.
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11:57 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WOMAN?
LET HIM EXPLAIN.
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11:58 AM
To: BlondieLove52
From: Blossums101
Wtf?
Ino?
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11:59 AM
To: Blossums101
From: BlondieLove52
No shit.
I'm beside you; obviously I'd be reading your conversation.
Now let him Sasuke explain!
Can't you see how hard he's trying?!
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12:00 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: Blossums101
Fine.
What do you want Sasuke?
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12:02 PM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
It's just I'm sorry.
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12:04 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: BlondieLove52
That's it?
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12:04 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: Blossums101
...that's it?
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12:04 PM
To: RamenKing7
From: BlondieLove52
Your best friend fails.
Like fails so bad that the sun would start crying fail.
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12:05 PM
To: BlondieLove52
From: RamenKing7
Seriously?
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12:06 PM
To: RamenKing7
From: BlondieLove52
Seriously.
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12:08 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
Dude.
Do you WANT to die girlfriendless?
How about a little effort huh?!
Che.
And you call yourself an Uchiha.
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12:10 PM
To: Blossums101
From: Uchiha89
No, damnit, you annoying woman.
It's just I like your quirks, the way you smile, your initiative, everything.
What I'm trying to say is I like you, Sakura.
A lot.
You make me feel all...bubbly and stuff.
And I'm sorry that it took so long to tell you.
So...yeah.
...Meet me at your locker?
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12:13 PM
To: RamenKing7, LaziieGenuis18, Hyuuga04 ......
From: BlondieLove52
FORWARD: LOLOL Sasuke's love confession!
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12:12 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: Blossums101
ROFL at your epic fail of a love confession.
But I liked it.
A lot.
Forgiven.
I'm on my way.
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12:15 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: RamenKing7
AHAHAHA!
ALL BUBBLY AND STUFF?
BAHAHA.
WIN.
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12:15 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: WhiteEyedGirl09
Congratulations, Sasuke!
It was a very heart spoken confession.
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12:16 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: Hyuuga04
Heh.
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12:16 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: LaziieGenius18
And you're a prodigy...how?
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12:16 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: Ten10
AWWW.
That's so cute!
Didn't know you had it in you, Sasuke!
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12:17 PM
To: Hyuuga04
From: Ten10
Why couldn't you have done a cute love confession for me like Sasuke?!
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12:18 PM
To: Uchiha89
From: Hyuuga04
Damn you, Uchiha.
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Uchiha Sasuke changed his status from In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto to In a Relationship with Haruno Sakura
Uzumaki Naruto, Yamanaka Ino and 32 others like this
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Naruto HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?
WE WERE NEVER GAY LOVERS!
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Blah.
Fail.
Seriously.
And sorry this was just kind of random junk I made up in my head...At least I'm not dead?
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Reviews are much appreciated!