100 Things Max can't/shouldn't do

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride... *tears* They belong to James Patterson...

~ ~ ~ Reviewers, Good ideas are accepted! ~ ~ ~

Ideas 1-10

1. Cook (not even toast!)

2. Breakup with Fang (No, I couldn't bear it!)

3. Say "Hi" to Jeb

4. Work as a mailman:

Postmaster: Here Max, take this mail, deliver it, and be back in 3 hours.

Max: Can I not take that dinky little truck?

Postmaster: Haha. How else are you going to get-urgh!

Max: (has lifted Postmaster by his collar) You know what? I'll just fl- never mind.

5. Flight Director

Max: Have a nice flight, although, I would be careful if I was you, these planes seem a bit dangerous...

Passenger: What? I have children with me, don't say those things!

Max: I dunno, I just don't like flying on planes, they seem so flimsy, I would rather fly there myself.

Passenger: ????

6. Scientist

7. Doctor

8. Nurse

9. Lifeguard (wings, remember?)

10. Dancer (see above)

Review, Please? Ideas are taken into consideration, also!