Ouran Fiction

Haruhi sat, comfortably chatting with her guests about the most recent social the Host Club was, well, hosting, in a week. Everyone was happy today, because spring break was finally over, and there were many happy reunions all over the school.

"Princess! How I have missed you!" Tamaki cried passionately, dipping a girl down to the floor. Haruhi rolled her eye's and sighed at Tamaki's theatric's.

"Are you all right, Haruhi-kun?" One of Haruhi's regulars asked, concern in her voice.

"Of course! I'm fine. Now, how was your spring break?" As she happily told Haruhi of skiing in the Alps, the room went silent. Haruhi followed her client's gaze to the entrance of the music room, and was stunned. There stood a beautiful young women, with stunning hazel eye's and blue black hair. She wore the same yellow school uniform as all the other young women, but, this young female had one startling feature that was unmistakable. Her stomach stuck out in front of her like a half basketball. She was clearly, obviously, pregnant. She glared at all of them down her nose with a defiant stare. When no one would meet her eye, she seemed to lose some of her confidence and didn't seem to know what to do. So she carefully walked into the room and sat on the first couch she found. All the various people who sat on the couchs nearby all got up and moved, and the young women looked as if she was about to start bawling.

Everyone's gaze quickly shifted to Tamaki to see what he would do, but Tamaki looked just as confused as everyone else. Kyouya was furiously typing on his computer, and then stopped, stared at the screen, and nodded. Haruhi stared sympathetically at the poor girl. Kyouya was probably going to kick her out. But if he did, Haruhi decided, it shouldn't be in the cold way he did everything else. She stood just as Kyouya also stood, who gave her a quick shake of the head. She locked gazes with him, and attempted to find something encouraging in his eye's. Haruhi stared, and Kyouya stared back, amidst nervous giggling of the guests. Finally Haruhi slunk down into her seat and watched with the rest of the room exactly what Kyouya would do.

Tap, tap, tap. Kyouya's shiny black shoes clicked. With the ease and grace most commonly associated with Tamaki, Kyouya bowed low to the female.

"Hello, I am Kyouya Ottori, and, if I may presume, you are Kaiya Yamazaki? Married to Kakumyo Yamazaki? My father has buisness, with your father-in-law." Kyouya put emphasis on these words. The girl, Kaiya, face lit up like a christmas tree and she nodded excitedly. With a voice that was like velvet, she began to speak.

"Yes, I think I met you the last time your family came to see my, father-in-law." Taking Kyouya's lead she put emphasis on these words. Kyouya nodded and smiled genuinely.

"How long have you been married to Kakumyo?"

"I've been married for a year and a half, but I've been engaged since I was only three. And I've been pregnant for only four months." Kaiya said, an edge growing to her voice.

"You see, I heard some girl's in my class, I'm a second year in class B, and they were talking about the wonders of the Host Club, so I decided to find it. I must admit, you do not disapoint!" Kaiya laughed.

"We try. Now, Lady Kaiya, may I get you a cup of tea?" Kyouya was the epitome of politeness.

"Yes, please. Thank you." Kaiya smiled very wide and nodded energetically. Kyouya got up and quickly walked to the table where a pot of tea awaited. Now the guests of the Host Club turned to stare at Kaiya, who looked a little uncomfortable. After a few moment of silence, interupted only by the sounds of Kyouya making tea, a young women, that Haruhi knew by the name of Nori, appeared to be arguing with the girls around her. They were holding onto her arms and whispering frantically, until finally she shook them off and stood up, taking confident strides toward Kaiya until she got two feet away, when she stopped briefly, and took meager steps toward her. Without even looking up, Kaiya noted sarcastically,

"I'm not contagious, you know." Looking up, she smiled now, and asked,

"Now, how may I help you?" The girl, Nori, blushed and then sat down quickly. Staring at her feet nervously, she looked up and said,

"Is it a girl or a boy? My older sister had a baby girl a little while ago." Kaiya smiled and nodded.

"Truth be told, my husband and I decided to keep it a secret, and my doctor hasn't scheduled another ultrasound until I'm at my five month mark." Nori looked thoughtful, and then continued.

"Aren't you kind of, well, big? My sister didn't show up until right before the baby was born."

"Actually, I'm pretty big, but, apparently, my mother says that all my family was large at first." Kaiya laughed. At this, a few other girls came over, until finally, you could no longer see Kaiya at all. The Host Club ensembled en masse a few couches away.

"Wow." Hikaru and Kaoru said tilting their heads.

"I've never met a girl who was our age that was, married. Or pregnant for that matter!" Hikaru pointed out.

"No, I didn't know it was even legal." Kaoru frowned. Kyouya sauntered easily over to the ensembled Host Club, calmly sipping tea, and staring at what was once Kaiya, but was now a large group of females. Haruhi stared at Kyouya who continued drinking his tea. Tamaki finally stopped looking dazed and got a determined look on his face.

"I think this Kaiya is nice! I think that we should become friends with her! I've never been near a pregnant person for any prolonged amount of time!" WIth this, he pointed into the distance and shouted,

"We shall see Kaiya Yamazaki through all nine months of her pregnancy and then maybe some more months after she has the baby because it is going to be adorable I'm sure especially after being immersed in our beauty for so long!" After Tamaki said this he took a deep breath, and his face got very red. After his statement, every one looked at him for a long time.

"I think it will be fine, I'm sure." Kyouya surprised everyone by saying.

"What!? You are actually for this idea?!" Haruhi shrieked.

"Of course. The Yamazaki family invited our family to their chalet just a few months ago, and this shall be returning the favor." Kyouya smiled distantly and continued drinking his tea. Honey smiled happily.

"I've never seen a really new baby before." With this, Honey dragged Mori over to the group of people around Kaiya. The twins giggled and clapped their hands.

Why is every one okay with this?! Haruhi thought, frantically. She whipped her head side to side, trying to find some one, any one, who would be the voice of reason. Finding no one, Haruhi decided, This is just Tamaki being Tamaki. What's the worst that could happen?