Bonnie and the Doctor

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It was here. Bonnie's long quest was over. The room was full of dealers, of geeks, of the scum and villainy of the science fiction world.

But this was worth it. Even the danger to her reputation was worth it.

And there it was, her prize. All she had to do, all SHE, had to do was reach out and win it, and that was certain. Nothing could-

"Ah-HA! SHEGO! MY PRIZE!" A blue man, screamed.

That's one of Kim's freaks. Bonnie marched up to him, tossing the scarf over her shoulder, and poked him in the chest.

"That's MY prize." She said, "And you're not taking it until you win the contest."

"Win the contest, that's what I have Shego for—She-"

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DRAKKEN!"

Oh god, no. It couldn't be her. That's why she was here, so nobody would-

"Bonnie?" Another voice asked, and Ron Stoppable looked curiously at her. "Hey, that's a great costume! I didn't know you were into Cosplay…who is it?" He paused, "Let me guess, it's…Sherlock Holmes!"

Bonnie gasped in anger. "No it is not! THIS IS A COMPLETELY ACCURATE-" She calmed down slightly, "recreation of the 4th doctor's outfit." She said, adjusting the floppy hat.

Now Kim had seen her and had actually stopped preparing to fight Shego. She looked, she grinned, and then she giggled.

At her. At Bonnie Rockwaller.

"Cosplay! You're into COSPLAY!" Kim shrieked as she started to laugh, "Oh wait until the people at school hear this—I bet my cousin Larry will ask you to be his 4th level priestess of Mordor."

Bonnie blinked, and glared. "This is NOT some sort of silly Anime Cosplay!" She said, "It's a salute to the greatest and longest running science fiction TV series in Britain!"

"What she said!" Drakken shouted. "Don't try and compare your Captain Constellation to true literature and art!" He paused, "Which is why I'm getting this prize! Shego attack!"

"HOLD IT!" Bonnie said, "That's going to be MINE!"

"Don't worry Bonnie." Kim said, "I'm certain we'll help you back at school after everyone learns about this…"

Bonnie stopped. That would mean they'd learn about the fan club she ran, the petition campaign she'd set up outside of Middleton, even that little incident in London last summer.

Dad had really had to call in a lot of favors to see that kept out of the paper. So she'd snuck into #10 Downing Street. The Prime Minister was supposedly a fan too!

And now Kim Possible, the bane of Bonnie's existence was going to keep her from getting, was going to out-

"And in any case," Shego said, "If the fight goes like it usually does, this hunk of junk will be destroyed."

Bonnie Screamed. So did Drakken, but his voice was much more girlish. Then she glared at Kim and Shego.

Ron stepped back. Something about Bonnie's glare frightened him.

Perhaps the fact that her eyes were now glowing with a reddish, hellish color.

"Last Chance." Bonnie said, "Step away from the contest."

"As If." Kim said.

"What Princess said." Shego said, "What are you going to do, use your scarf?"

"Fine, then it will be on your head." Bonnie said, and vaulting over to the contest table, she grabbed the mike. Turning up to max, she shouted, her voice a titan's over the exhibit hall.

"ATTENTION! YOU HEARD THE RUMORS!" She said, as Kim and Shego held their ears, "AND I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THEY'RE TRUE! "XENA: THE WARRIOR PRINCESS HAS BEEN REOPTIONED!" A cheer broke out, and Bonnie smiled down at the confused Kim and Shego, "WITH FORMER HERO SHEGO PLAYING THE ROLE OF XENA, AND KIM POSSIBLE AS HER PLUCKY SIDEKICK GABRIALLE!"

"Hey!" Kim said.

"AND…." Bonnie continued, "THIS WILL BE ON CABLE SO THE SUBTEXT BETWEEN THEM NO LONGER NEEDS TO BE SUBTEXT!" Now everyone was looking seriously confused.

"What's this supposed to do?" Shego Muttered.

"AND…." Bonnie said, her eyes gleaming with the fires of inspiration, "THEY WILL BE SIGNING BODY PARTS….ANY BODY PART… FOR THE FIRST FIFTY FANS—THEY'RE IN FRONT OF THE DOCTOR WHO CONTEST BOOTH, SO HURRY!"

There was silence. Then, dust motes started falling from the ceiling, as what sounded like a herd of elephants began to move.

Kim and Shego looked down at the end of the aisle, at the horde of people, many of them having undone their shirts, at the endless waves of undulating flesh heading towards them, of the permanent markers clutched in hands….

They looked….

And both screamed hysterically making Drakken sound like a Spartan warrior and suddenly there were twin trails of dust marking their exit. The stampeding horde saw it: "THERE THEY GO! PLEASE, SIGN OUR-(censored due to the possible presence of children)!"

There was another sound, and Ron cocked his head. "I never thought that cartoon run away sound would be heard in real life," he said to Rufus.

Bonnie ignored him. She hopped down to confront Drakken.

"So, you don't have your green chick any more." She said, "Are you ready to fight me in the right way? The way that a true fan would?"

"Yes!" he said, "And you shall fall! This is what I should have done from the beginning."

"Fall? In your dreams." Bonnie said, and then turned to the stunned booth attendants. "We're READY! START THE DR. WHO TRIVIA CONTEST!"

TBC.