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A bubble of laughter escaped Blades as he gazed down the slope at the black SUV that was sunk half way up his doors in mud, the poor Autobot stuck fast in the ooze, no matter how he struggled he just seemed to sink just that little bit deeper. A flicker of embarrassment and a touch of shame burned through the Bond and instantly the laughter stopped, the rescue helicopter leaned against a tree, his blades twitching slightly at the other's struggles.

"How long have you been down there?" His head cocked slightly, before he was slowly and elegantly descending down the slope to stand on one edge of the giant mud puddle, watching tires spin crazily, the poor Mech unable to even transform like that.

"A Joor." Trailbreaker whispered in shame, his engine whining softly under the strain, before finally giving up, sensors sweeping over Blades in an affectionate and hopeful caress.

"You should have called me sooner."

"I…"

"There is no shame in asking for my help, is there?"

"No…'

"Then hold still. I'll have to airlift you out of that."

"Airlift… as in flying?"

"I've done it before. I am pretty big in my 'copter form, so just hold on to your skidplates."

"Wait… Blades…"

"Trust me."

And he was pulling heavy grappling lines from subspace, with a practiced ease he was soon enough coiling them firmly around his trapped Bondmate, Trailbreaker giving a soft quiet sound of protest, but his sensors watched in fascination at the elegant beauty of the other as he leapt into the air and transformed into the familiar red and white rescue helicopter, the grappling cables hitched to the underside of the helicopter as it was hovering metres over the SUV's roof, before powerful rotors spun rapidly, heading for the sky. For long moments 'Breaker remained firmly wedged in the puddle before with a rather rude sucking noise the black SUV was soon dangling free above his temporary prison, wheels spinning helplessly.

Before they were heading upwards, Breaker gave a soft whimper of terror for a moment as they were heading past the treetops and over the forest back towards the main trail and the river that flowed quickly like a sapphire serpent through the greenery.

"You need a bath."

"I'm… I'm too heavy… you… can put me down now…" Trailbreaker called, his chassis trembling slightly as he felt the wind wash past him.

"I can lift Hot Spot, 'Breaker, trust me, your far lighter than you look."

"Please…"

"You trust me right?"

"Yes. Please… put me down, Blades…"

"Up we go." Abruptly the grappling lines jerked sharply upwards, Trailbreaker transforming quickly gripping onto the lines but suddenly felt warm arms folding about him, hefting him with surprising strength, both of them hovering above the trees, the thrum of powerful anti-grav engines vibrated through both of them. "Shhh…"

He didn't like not having his feet on the ground… but the grip of his Bondmate was strong, holding him protectively and… he looked out across the landscape before him. Maybe it wasn't so bad? From up here he could see everything… And it was spectacular.

"Its not so bad, is it?"

"No. I must admit the view is… spectacular."

And soon they were moving low above the treetops, before they were soon dropping down beside the river, the water looked surprisingly inviting now that Blades found himself covered liberally in mud as well from where he had been snuggling against his Bondmate.

Trailbreaker was glad to be back on the ground, but despite his protests he actually found he had enjoyed the feeling of being in those strong arms, those arms that meant protection and safety to him. His Spark always longed for the familiar touch of those hands, which reminded him of how much he was wanted and needed by his companion. Both of them were confused at the Bond between them, trying to get to know each other and understand the limits of the Bond that grew daily.

There was a clatter of red and white armour hitting the pebbled shore of the river, those blades twitching slightly against the slender back as Blades just waded into the water, his feet shifting slightly on the stones beneath the running water, before he was moving a little deeper. His head twisted slightly to glance back over one slender shoulder at his Bondmate, almost posing like that before winking. "Are you going to just stand there, 'Breaker?" Twisting slightly as he sank up to his hips in the cool water, a finger lightly trailed over his own chassis, teasing across smooth metal and flashing the other Mech a little smile. "Or are you going to join me?"

His mouth plates were hanging open at the sight of his beautiful Bondmate disarmouring right there before him, and waiting for him like that… They had been 'cosy', but this kind of open invitation was something very new. "Blades…"

Blowing Trailbreaker a kiss, his own hands drifted across his frame again, lightly tracing the edges of his Spark casing, stroking lightly across the glossy metal. "Tra-il-brea-ker." The little Helicopter Mech breathed out, lips twisting into the most sensuous little grin, pale blue optics bright in his white face. "Come here." A finger was gesturing for the other to come to him.

And some invisible force was drawing the black Mech instantly forwards, letting his own armour come off in a wave the water lapping over the mud stained black armour as the big Mech was wading in after the seductive little creature that was smiling at him. "Primus I love you." Trailbreaker whispered softly, his words instantly bringing a light into those optics, something that made Blades glow with wonder and happiness.

"I love you too, Trailbreaker." He replied, before wrapping a leg gently around the strong thighs, letting the other lift him enough so that they were kissing deeply, his mouth was being stolen by that heated glossa, his head arching backwards to deepen the contact, loosing himself in the feeling his entire body shuddering.

Fingers were closing around one of the slender blades, stroking from rotor to tip in one long smooth motion, another hand curling about the slender hips, tugging him forwards, their hips grinding together roughly.

"Ohhh…" The smaller Mech was crooning, pale blue optics flickering once as that large hand was continuing to treat him to long slow strokes across hypersensitive blades. "OH!" Their casings were brushing together, before Trailbreaker was sliding slowly to his knees before his lover, their optics meeting for a moment.

"Let me touch you." He whispered softly, a hand lifting upwards as his head dipped in a glossa dragging across the edge and seams of the casing before him, lapping over the warm metal, leaving the little Mech shivering but a little nervous. "Let me…"

"I…" Suddenly his entire body jerked sharply as that mouth was against his codpiece, glossa sweeping over it before the piece of armour was tossed back on shore that mouth pressing intimately close, nipping and sucking hard at all that was inside. "TRAILBREAKER!"

"I want you. All of you…" He whispered gently against the Mech's hip, lapping at the seams across his thighs, nibbling at the wiring there. "I want your Spark."

"But… I…" He was nervous that if Trailbreaker had him… his beloved Bondmate would find he didn't want him…

"Never." Trailbreaker whispered when he caught the flash of that thought. "I want you more than anything… I want to keep you by my side forever. I would be nothing… nothing without you."

"I want… I didn't want to disappoint you…" Shy, he was leaning into the warm mouth that trailed across his thighs softly and upwards across his plating, a cheekplate lightly brushing against his casing. "I… I don't know what to do…"

"Just be yourself… you are so beautiful, Love, so sexy like that… tempting me…"

And the casing shifted slowly, hesitating for a moment before the beautiful Spark was being revealed, the pure white light flickering touched a little by blue around the edges… pure and so lovely. "Have me."

And Trailbreaker rose upwards, his casing instantly sliding open, his arms swept the little mech upwards, cables jacking into each other's systems, binding them protectively together. Trailbreaker's Spark instantly disengaged from his systems sliding forwards quickly and coiling about Blades's swallowing him whole in one quick move. Bonding strands were uncoiling and wrapping around the bright Spark, their Bond was being opened, the unbalanced mass was being gently stroked into the shape it should be.

"You… Breaker… oh… OH!" His optics flickered brightly, his entire body trembling sharply loosing himself in the feelings that were flaring through him his entire body was shuddering sharply, before his face buried itself against a strong shoulder, clinging onto him as hard as he dared.

"I love you." He whispered tenderly, his fingers softly stroking over the white helm, kissing him softly, their Bond singing.