A/N: Allo! Time to work again! Last chapter was over 20 pages... So, yeah... And i get that at one point I will have to tell my innocent little opera goers about LND... BUT I DON'T WANNA! Guess that'll be next chapter or summat...
Me: Hello! I am excited because I am THIS close to our 20th episode! *throws confetti*
Erik: When are my fangirls gonna dress up like cat-girls?
Andre: When am I gonna be noticed?
Christine: When will I get another hug?
Me: All these questions and more will be answered! Or, you know, not. But here we go!
From: LNDcrazygirl
Hi there first i can not stop laughting at this. Amazing thank you for writing it.
to start Meg u dont really love Eric you just love the idea of him his skills and his music but not realy him.
Now ok i have the amazing banbana cake made by my friend Stina and the best thing I have ever eaten and also a tub of chocolate icream and i will give it to you if you answer and follow a few things for me.
1st drop Gustave into the room the rest of my request will make no sence otherwise.
2nd play beneath a moonless sky
3 explain how this happen and just let that talk out for a bit.
after this is in the middle of large agument then give cake and icream to Gustave to share with all.
also a question for Gustave where u tault to sing or was it just natural?
Eric (if it has come out Gustave is his son) how dose it feel gaining a son?
Raul i hate u even more after SEEING the show (i have seen it not just lisioned to it) how dose it feel knowing u have no hier and also why after 10 years did you not produce your own hier? are you firing blanks or do you just not pleasure your wife?
Me: Why, thank you!
Erik: *whines* Nya!
Me: What is it, you big masked brat?
Erik: She spelled my name wrong!
Everyone: *le gasp*
Madame Giry: Shun!
Meg: I don't love Eric, I love ERIK. *huggles Erik*
Erik: Meggy! *sniffles and hugs*
Me: GUSTAVE? WHO IS GUSTAVE? *covers their ears* SHHHH!
Raoul: Hey! I heard that! I... Urm... Well...
Erik: *falls off chair laughing* You never... *gasps and keeps laughing*
Raoul: I... I did! I just...
Christine: *stays silent and blushing* He never did, but I could...
Me: I bet you could make him finish, Erik...
Erik: *shuts up* Not funny.
Me: Exactly.
Carlotta: I am-a bored-a. Next-a question!
From: StrawberryFields4EverandEver
Hey, I went through the whole story and counted what Fop Star got and what Awesome Erik got. The results are:
Erik:
25 hugs
16 snacks
8 kisses
6 ask-outs
1 marriage proposal
Raoul:
14 requests to die
6 treats
6 hugs
1 kiss
1 slap
1 snowball in the face
Erik is the winner! Yaaaay!
Me: ...Most amazing person ever.
Erik: *picks her up and hugs her* I love you. *grins*
Raoul: *slouches in the corner* Mehhh...
From: Easelygirl101
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,does Erik get to keep me? I would so faint if that happened.
Me: Sorry, no. He keeps no one.
Erik: *pouts and sits down* I never get to keep anyone...
From: Keyra93
Ok, I MUST write something! I'm too stupid, I thought I had to wait that you posted my comment, before writing anymore. But now I notice that it isn't a problem if someone writes a lot of comments... and so, HERE I AM!
Lila: ohhh you are a geniuuuus! I love ya girl :D 14 years old, you said? Eheh, I'm 16, I'm older than you but in any case my family and all my friends think that I'm insane for this man called Erik and all his music... 3 thank you very much, again and again and forever, for this fanfiction! I love the way you make it go :D
Christine: ok, I must say it. You... you are a great singer! And you made Erik sigh with that performance of Love Never Dies... poor him, shame for what you've done of him! Anyway, the question: what do you think about the fact that you DIE in Love Never Dies? Have you ever thought that Meg could have been jealous of you?
Meg: great little girl! I'm really sorry for what you become in LND... you're too nice for something like that! But, one question: what did you think when Christine sang "Think of me"? In the movie, you looked like sad... was it because she never told you about her Angel of Music?
Andre and Firmin: MEN I LOVE YOUUUU! Great! What do you think about La Carlotta? Don't you hate her for her behaviour? I mean, guys... you drank from her shoe! Horrible!
Raoul: ah, the fop... yeah, you're still alive. For God's sake, die, please. But before dying(I don't know how to write "dying", don't blame me if I've made a mistake!), answer the question: don't you think, at last, that ERIK does love Christine really more than you? I mean... would have you let her go, as he did, if she had chosen Erik?
Erik: ohh, my love... the best for last! Man, I've noticed that only ONE girl asked you to marry her(at least, now that I'm writing this). I was going to ask you if you would marry me, when I thought that... well, you're still in love that stupid girl there, Christine, even if she did such a terrible thing leaving you to your solitude. So the only thing that I can say you is: "Marry her!" Let's not care about the fop U_U he is not important! *gives Erik a hug and kisses him on his cheeck* but my request of a full-lips kiss is still valid :D
Anyway, I've a question for you: what do you think about us? I mean... all of your phangirls, like me, are... insane! Do you like us? ** Because we love you, you know! And I love you more than the other! And another question: do you appreciate the interpretation of the various actors of your character? Especially Gerard Butler... 3 But which do you prefer, Webber or Leroux's version of you? Forgive me if this question has been answered yet, I didn't notice :)
I repeat my eternal love for Madame Giry and Carlotta, anyway. You rock!
And my love for Lila, this fanfiction and Erik of course 3
Raoul, die.
Christine, try to make your life worth living, leave Raoul and go with Erik!
Bye bye, cookies and everything you'd like to receive for all! :D
Me: Actually... I'm 15 now! YAY!
Erik: Wait! I have a birthday gift!
Me: Really?
Erik: Yep! *kisses her lightly on the lips*
Me: *blushes brightly* What... Why?
Erik: Because I've kissed everyone else!
Me: Well then... Urm... I have no idea when this'll end...
Christine: Why thank you, hun! But it was his fault for writing the song. He made himself cry.
Erik: I'm a masochist, and you are my razorblade.
/OOH REFERENCES TO OTHER FANFICTIONS!
Me: WOWthatwasemo... what?
Erik: Oh, shut it.
Me: Make me.
Erik: *kisses her on the lips more passionately*
Me: *stunned and shuts up*
Meg: I liked Think Of Me, I just was worried she would mess up or something would go wrong. That was normal for us. And didn't mention him? It's all she ever talked about!
Firmin: We thought she was looney!
Andre: And as for Carlotta... She was what the people wanted, so...
Carlotta: So-a it is-a none of-a your-a busy-ness.
Raoul: I-I LOVE HER! I do! And I would have, but the mob would've gotten them both! I feel like I helped Erik not get killed that day!
Erik: I would've been fine. My passage would've fit two... *glares*
Me: Stop grumbling. *goes back to kissing him*
Raoul: *cough*Pedo!*cough*
Erik: What else is new?
Raoul: A request for a kiss?
Erik: Oh. *lets go of me* Hold on, love. *kisses keyra* Happy? And it depends on the fangirl. I like Leroux and Kay best. *smiles* Ta-ta.
Me: I'm not.
Erik: *smirks and sits me on his lap* Next question.
From: MoonlightDutchess
OKAY! I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED READING THIS FANFICTION, AND HAVE MANY THINGS TO SAY!
1. Erik, I love you more than words can say, so I'll just show you. *takes off his mask and covers every inch of his face with kisses, starting at his forehead and ending on his lips, then blushes and looks at floor shyly*
2. Raoul, I used to hate you, but halfway through the book as I am I now merely find you... annoyingly heroic. Your intentions were pure, but you shot at the freaking window in the middle of the night! What are you, some kind of lunatic? You annoy me, but you really did love Christine, I think. I feel bad that no one's been giving you any sweets, so here's a throat lozenge. Cherry flavor.
3. For a long time I've had this... weird wish that Raoul would end up with Joseph Boquet. (Sorry if I misspelled your name, Joseph.) So I... well... dare the two of you to go out on a date. Y'all have a choice of A) a picnic on the beach or B) dinner and a movie. Have fun!
4. Lila, I love this story, please make it continue. *hands you a basket of fruit*
5. Firmin Richard and Andre Moncharmin. (I said your name first, Firmin.) I dare the two of you to do a wild and sexy tango.
6. Meg, you are dared thusly: kiss the Persian.
Well, that's all I really have to say. :)
Me: *watches him being kissed* This is WAY too awkward. *goes to sit in my own chair, a bit resentful*
Raoul: *snickers and sucks on the lozenge* Haha.
Me: I will get a man to review this, and make out with Christine... If I can...
Raoul: I... BUQUET? I'm... No!
Erik: Go for the beach! *grins* Have fun, need your rainbow swim-trunks?
Raoul: I am not gay!
Me: No, no. Raoul's right. ...He's GAY AND EUROPEAN.
*everyone laughs*
Me: *gets a tracking bracelet and puts it on Raoul* Have fun! *shoves him up the trapdoor*
Erik: NO! *grabs for it, but misses, hurting his hand in the process* Ow...
M. Giry: Poor Erik. *kisses his knuckle lightly, stroking his hair like a little boy*
Erik: *smiles appreciatively* Meg, Idiots... You heard the woman.
Me: How many times do I have to put this? I am not bringing the Persian-
*Erik pulls the Persian out of a basket, gagged and glaring*
Erik: Wait? No Persian? Gotcha. *puts him back slowly*
Christine: Do we REALLY have to watch them do a tango?
Me: Good point...
M. Giry: It says we have to.
Me: WAIT! *pulls Andre and Firmin over and chats quietly*
Andre: Perfect!
Firmin: Agreed!
*both start singing Tango Maureen (BLARGI'MTOOLAZYTOCHOREOGRAPHTHIS) and dancing to it, Andre being Mark, Firmin being Johanne*
Meg: THIS IS SCARRING. New question...
From: Renee Springer
Oooh! And yes, I dare Erik and Raoul to make out! *hands Erik an exquisite white rose with a single red petal (growing in my... garden, very rare... shifty eyes...) and a free "I HATE RAOUL!" badge as consolation*
And you've seen CATS (I LOVE Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer!)? Heck, I'm watching it right now (I'm on "The Naming of Cats") One of my fav musicals, save for "Phantom," duh! I've even got an OC for that: a cute, black-and-white tabby from America named Rueflower (nicknamed Rue)
And the dwarf guy is the fellow always looking up ladies' skirts.
Yesh, I am crazy right about now.
Well, just had to add that as an extra bit.
Erik: Alright.
Raoul: Fine.
Me: WOAH. Okay, I can't have you two *ahem* doing things in this.
/XD They can have their own fanfiction hehehe.
Me: Alright! Let's move on...
From: Renee Springer
*gasp* I was hoping to be the one who got the "Past the Point of No Return" duet with Erik! And thanks for the... Er, 'serenade.' You're right, if anything... Embarassing... For you happened, it's nonexistant as far as I know. Sorry, dude. And, uh, please, I'm only a maniac on shifts. When I'm writing my Super Smash Bros. Brawl fic (SSBB: Dice Dares!,) I'm an utter fool, klutz, hopeless romantic, prone to mood swings and alter egos. *shudders* Sorry again, beaut. (Not you, Christine. Or Raoul)
Raoul: Dude... Even I wouldn't call you a whale's... You-know-what. Sorry, I thought... THAT just meant an idiot or loser. But I still hate you! *changes mood* Here! Have a perfectly-normal-not-poisoned cookie! *hands Raoul an obviously poisoned cookie*
Erik: Care to give my OC, Bolt the cat, some singing lessons? I'm sure she'd love it.
Christine: You'd get along perfectly with my Princess Peach in SSBB Dice Dares. Meet her and TRY not to get mentally traumatized.
Thanks, folks! *gives Erik a jaunty salute rather than a seductive wink. I'm sure we're all glad for that...*
Raoul: I'll... urm, pass?
Me: Raoul, accept the girl's nice gift.
Raoul: But!
Me: No buts! Take it!
Raoul: *grumbles* Thank you.
Erik: *salutes back* I like my fans.
From: Phantomrox87
Hi Lila
Okay, number one, weren't all the chapters you just uploaded already uploaded, because I swear I read all of them... or did I just have a deja vu moment? Those happen sometimes...
And btw, I'm a 15 year old fangirl, not a 14 year old. But i'm close enough.
Thats it, just wanted to say I love Erik *hugs/kisses*
and I'm starting to warm up to Raoul *awkward hug*
Love you all.
Au Revior my loves
/I had to fix em. The formatting was weird...
Me: Hooray! Someone noticed!
Erik: Yay, hugs! *huggle*
Raoul: *gives nice hug and says softly* Yay...
/Cue Fluttershy... :D
Christine: Aw, cute. Next.
From: kaletra7
Lila: :D:D Everytime I read this it just gets funnier! Thanks for keeping it
going :)
Okay...
Erik: *sits on knee* Helloooo :) I love you. Have a cookie *feeds a cookie to
Erik*. In fact, everyone can have a cookie *passes round box of cookies*.
Raoul: WATCH IT, FOP! I CAN SEE YOU TRYING TO STEAL TWO COOKIES!
Mme Giry: Well, I was just thinking, if you told Christine about what Erik had
been through, it may have changed her opinion on him... possibly?
Ah, who knows.
:P
*refuses to leave as she is clinging to Erik*
Erik: Hellooo. *opens mouth for cookie and noms it* I like this arrangement. Like girls feeding me grapes but better. *grins*
Raoul: But I wasn't! I- Oh, what's the point...
M. Giry: It may have. Could've made or broke any chance of a relationship. But, C'est la vie!
Erik: But, wait! You could've saved me... But you didn't!
M. Giry: I already did! I saved you! Everybody gets one!
Erik: But-
Me: Everybody gets one.
Erik: I know-
Christine: Everybody gets one.
Erik: Well, I-
Spiderman: *drops down from the trapdoor* Everybody gets one.
Everyone: *pauses and looks at him*
Meg: What the fuck?
Spiderman: *looks around awkwardly* ...I'll be going. Shoop! *leaves*
Me: Alright... Next?
From: Easelygirl101
I forgot to tell Madame Giry something I LOVE YOUR CANE ITS COMPLETELY WICKED!
Erik, if you ever consider kidnapping someome, think of me PLEASE!
M. Giry: Thank you, mon cheri! *taps it on the floor* My mother gave me this cane!
Meg: Yeah, and she hits people like grandma too!
M. Giry: Respect your elders! *whacks her leg*
Meg: Ow!
Me: Alright, violence! ...I mean, oh no... Violence...
Erik: Shall I sign off then?
Me: You-You want to sign off?
Erik: Why not? Been here long enough.
Me: Alright...
Erik: Bye all! Bring me cookies! And... GET US OUT OF HERE! THE ADDRESS IS-
Me: *tackles him* See you next time folks!
A/N: Sorry this took absolutely an eternity to post. It's 1 in the morning here... And a helluva lot has happened since I left. But I had a great idea. If there are any artists out there, can you draw what you think this looks like? I'm curious. Thanks y'all. My email is on my profile :)