Disclaimer: My creative disclaimer limit has been met so now I am forced to say simply: I own nothing.

"And you, boy, I'ma Avada Kedavra you and your whole blood traitor family, and then I'ma-"

"Denied!" Harry shouted, holding up a stop sign that said DENIED in big letters.

"What?!" Bellatrix cackled.

"Denied. By your insurance company. They request that you stop killing people, because they're suffering big time, they actually have to pay people-"

"Rodolphus!" Bellatrix shrieked, "How many Avadas have we used?!"
"Uhm…" Rodolphus said, confused, "We've met our limit, dear…"
"Whaaaaaaaaat?!" Bellatrix shrieked, pointing her wand to him, "Avada Kedavra!"
Nothing shot out of the end.

"Avada Kedavra denied," her wand said, "Wand will now be unusable for one week. Thanks for playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!"

"Noooo!" Bellatrix howled, "My lord! Go Avada Kedavra the Muggles in charge of taxes!"

Voldemort, however, was not paying attention.

"So you say my Avada Kedavra limit for the year has been met, hm?" Voldy asked the Muggle, "Well, I have a nice little friend here, his name is Nagini…"
Nagini slithered up, coiling around the Muggle's leg.

He started to panic.

"Now is my limit met or not?" Voldy asked.

He shook his head vigorously, Nagini coiling around his neck.

"Good. I'm glad we agree. Nagini! Down!" Voldy said.

So…I have a new series…*looks at other series getting neglected*…

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