It is I, Alyss Carter. Here is my latest FanFic story. Please read, review, and enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Chapter One: Working"Hello everyone." said Alyss Carter as she walked into the classroom, her arms laden with papers. "Please take a seat and sit down. I am Alyss Carter and I am going to be your teacher for the day."
The characters of Harry Potter all looked at each other, shrugged, and sat down in their seats.
"I belong to an internet community called FanFiction. I presume you have heard of it." She looked at the horrified looks on their faces and concluded her answer. "I'll take that as a yes. Don't worry; I'm not a crazed fan girl." The Harry Potter characters relaxed slightly and looked a bit more comfortable. "I am completely out of ideas, so I applied for a job here and here I am! Aren't you happy?" Alyss spread her arms wide and smiled a smile so bright that it could be mistaken for the sun.
The room was so silent that you could hear the crickets chirping. Even though there were no crickets. Alyss slowly lowered her arms and her grin faded.
"Um…okay. I guess I'll just…sit down and…leave you to your work." She sat down at the big desk that was placed in the front-center of the room and began to sort through the drawers.
A few minutes later, Alyss looked up to find that Hermione, in fact, had her hand raised.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Miss Carter," Hermione began.
"Please, call me Alyss."
"Alyss, what are we supposed to be working on?"
Alyss gave herself both a mental smack and a real one. "I totally forgot! Thank you for reminding me, Hermione." Alyss stood up and grabbed the stack of papers that lay on her desk. "Today you will be doing a writing assignment. You will write about the love of your life or crush or whatever you want to call it." she said as she began to pass out the papers.
Everyone stared at the papers that lay on their desks. "The first blank in the top left corner is where you will place your name and the top right blank is where you shall write the name of the person you are writing about. The three numbered blanks along the left side are where you will write the three things you like most about that person. You can only use one word for each blank and then you will describe how that word describes them." Alyss cast a sharp glance over the students. "You are not allowed to use words like 'sexy' and 'hot'."
Draco leaned over to whisper to Goyle. "She's like my super-strict aunt when she's drunk a bit to much. Tough and a bit tipsy." A piece of crumpled up paper hit the side a Draco's face like a missile.
"Ow!" he complained. Then curiosity overtook him and, making sure the teacher wasn't looking, he unrolled the crumpled paper.
I would prefer you not to talk about me that way, Mr. Malfoy. As you know quite well, I am not an aunt, and, under no circumstances, able to drink, legally, at least. Plus, I would take care to not insult me, I have the power to give you a bad review and/or write a terrible story about you.
Signed,
Alyss Carter
P.S. No whispering in class, I do have ears you know. Now get to work.
Draco glanced up at the teacher who was smiling innocently at him. He growled and reluctantly pulled out a pencil.
Everyone scribbled away. Finally everyone finished and had placed their paper on Alyss' desk. Alyss clapped her hands in happiness and picked up the paper on the top of the pile.
"Alright, class. Now it's time to read these out loud."
"What!?" Someone cried out. "You never mentioned that!"
"I know. I thought you wouldn't do it if I mentioned that detail. I also forget to mention that I will be posting your papers on FanFiction! Aren't you glad?"
Without waiting for an answer, Alyss Carter looked down at the paper she was holding and began to read.
Please review! I want to know what you think. Flames are welcome. By the way, the Alyss in the story is me. Every chapter will be someone's paper and a bit of commentary. I hope you enjoyed!
Love,
ALYSS