Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. Now, further ways to annoy our favourite duck butt haired emo.

51. Shove him in a closet with Sakura.

52. Better yet, with Sakura and Ino.

53. Even better, with his whole fangirl population.

54. When he's going to sleep, put him in a genjutsu which will make him dream of Itachi's ghost moaning, "Sasukkeee! SAASUKKEE!"

55. Tell him that Itachi is and always will be better than him

56. Tell him that he fails so much that even Rock Lee could own him.

57. Ask him whether he's a stripper.

58. When he asks why, say that it's obvious because his outfit is fully revealing his chest.

59. And then, add that even so he looks totally retarded with a fat stomach.

60. Give him a makeover when he's asleep and stick a mirror in front of his face.

61. Laugh when you hear a girlish scream.

62. Lure all his fangirls to his house by saying that they will be able to see Sasuke naked.

63. Tell Sasuke that someone's at the door.

64. Watch (and laugh) when you see his fangirls suffocate him.

65. When he tries to talk to you scream and cry out, "MURDERER!"

66. Better yet, when he tries to talk to you shout, "I know you've been very horny recently, but not today."

67. Say that his forehead is so big it's comparable to Sakura's.

68. Tell Naruto to do the "Sexy Jutsu" on Sasuke.

69. When it fails, shout that it's obvious because Sasuke is gay.

70. Say that he reminds you of Inoue Orihime from Bleach.

71. When he asks you why say that it's because your voices are both very gay.

72. Ask him why he isn't blind yet after all this Sharingan use.

73. Challenge Sasuke to a fight.

74. Bribe Gaara (or whoever else who kicks ass) to transform into you.

75. Laugh when you see Gaara (or whoever else you chose) pwning Sasuke's ass big time.

76. Steal all his clothes so he has to walk around naked.

77. Watch him as he gets ambushed by his fan club.

78. Hide his sword somewhere.

79. When he asks you for it, say calmly that you were practising Chidori with it and therefore you accidentally broke it.

80. Show him the many Sasusaku fanfics on Fanfiction (especially the REAAALLLY wrong ones) and watch him cringe and faint.

81. Show him the many Sasukarin fanfics on Fanfiction and watch him cringe and faint.

82. Ask if he can fly in his Second Curse Seal form.

83. Show him his baby pictures (especially the ones with Itachi in them).

84. Replace his gel with superglue so when he styles his hair every morning his hands get stuck to his hair.

85. Transform into Sasuke and flirt with his fangirls.

86. Tell him that Itachi is going to get him as a Shinigami.

87. Add that he's invisible and can kill Sasuke right here.

88. Serenade him. Make sure you sing really embarrassing songs like "Hey Baby!"

89. Shave his hair bald and send him to the Fire Temple, forcing him to become a monk.

90. Throw a pokeball at his back and cry out "GO PIKACHU!"

91. Replace his kunai and shuriken with paper balls (right before a battle) and watch him being humiliated as he tries to throw a shuriken but instead gets a paper ball.

92. Say that he has no fangirls left since they had all left him for Sai.

93. Send him a huge giftbox with all his fangirls inside.

94. Put him under a genjutsu that everyone in Konoha is fighting him and pwning his ass.

95. Force him to treat you to Ichiraku Ramen and when he sees Naruto there, watch the funny scene unfold.

96. Tie him to a tree and invite his fangirls over.

97. Continually try to poke him in the eye because "red eyes with swirly black things in them" are cool.

98. Say that the reason Kakashi started wearing a mask is because Sasuke was too ugly.

99. Ask him whether he likes being a part of the "Sexy Jutsu: Boy on boy".

100. When he asks who the other is, say that it's Sai. Watch him get annoyed.

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