Ten Ways to Annoy Uchiha Itachi.

Get him visine for Christmas.

Get him sunglasses for Christmas.

Get him a seeing-eye dog for Christmas.

Talk about your parents all the time.

Tell him that you may lack hatred, but he lacks a mommy.

Tell him Kakashi's sharingan looks cooler.

Replace his kunai with flowers.

Write "Sasuke-kun's Number One Fan" on ALL of his underwear.

Tell him that he'd look better with a mustache.

10. Tell him that he has to rebuild the Uchiha clan with Granny Chiyo.