Pikachu: 'AHEM', it was a beautiful, sunny day…
Meowth: no it wasn't!
Pikachu: 'sigh' fine! It was dark, stormy and miserable! Happy?
Meowth: very!
Pikachu: good! Now, ash, misty and me were stuck in the pokemon centre and Ash was bored…
Ash: I'm bored!
Misty: why don't you play a game? I'll play I spy with you!
Ash: okay! I spy something…*glances out window* pink!
Misty: um, is it snubbull?
Ash: …sorta,
Misty: is it…jigglypuff?
Ash: …kinda,
Misty: is it…a shiny Meowth?
Ash: almost!
Misty: well, for the love of Mewtwo, what is it?!
Ash: it's snubbull and jigglypuff having a slap fight over team rocket's Meowth!
Misty: now how on EARTH was I supposed to guess that?!
Pikachu: hey, has anyone seen brock?
Ash: oh my gosh! You can talk!
Misty: yeah, how come you can talk in this one?
Pikachu: well, all that 'pika pika pika' stuff would get on your nerves and besides, I started this story talking, might as well finish it talking!
Misty: hang on, we've gone off the subject, shouldn't we help Meowth?
Pikachu: help him with what?
Misty: well, if jigglypuff wins the slap fight then she'll follow them around and keep putting them to sleep and if snubbull wins the fight then Meowth may never feel his tail again!
Ash: hang on! I, I have this weird feeling, kind of like I feel the urge to help team rocket, why?
Me: because if you don't help them I'll write so many painful things happening to you in the fanfic that your head'll spin faster than Mudkip did that time Treecko started dancing with him
Pikachu: …if I was you, I'd help!
So the ash ran out, threw a microphone/marker for jigglypuff to chase, a Meowth doll for snubbull to chase then grabbed Meowth and ran for the pokemon centre with Jessie and James following
Ash: 'gasp' 'gasp' don't you EVER ask me to help them again!
Meowth: 'gasp' 'gasp' tanks twerp, but why'd ya help?
Ash: don't ask! Just please, don't ask!
Misty: why do snubbull and jigglypuff keep fighting over you anyway?
Meowth: beats me! I don't like edder of em but dey won't leave me alone, it's like my love life's been decided for me!
Ash: welcome to my world!
Misty: what's that supposed to mean?!
Meowth: besides, I already gots somebody I love!
Misty: who?
Meowth: *suddenly realising he said that out loud* … I don't know if tellin youse guys is such a good idea,
James: aww c'mon, you might as well tell them seeing as how we already know!
Jessie: we already know?
James: *whispers something to Jessie*
Jessie: I didn't know that!
James: how can you not know, there have been so many hints!
Ash: yeah, even I know!
Everyone: YOU KNOW?!
Ash: …yeah, didn't you guys see that episode with the Skitty?
Meowth: naw, I was ova her ages ago!
Misty: then, who is it?
Meowth: I already told ya, I ain't tellin youse guys cause you'll just laugh an tell me she's outta my league! It's hard enough ta live wit dese two now dat dey know!
Misty bent down and looked Meowth in the face
Misty: Meowth, we're not going to laugh, I promise!
Meowth: …mmm, well, just because I gotta tell somebody, it, it's pikachu
The whole room was silent for a moment as they took in what Meowth had said
Ash: …HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Meowth: stop it twerp! Knock it off!
Ash: HAHAHAHAHA YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE! HAHAHAHA RIGHT PIKACHU?
Pikachu: …I, uh, I …
Pikachu ran out of the room, it was too much for her to take in at once. Meowth, starting to go red, watched pikachu leave as tears welled up in his big, blue eyes
Misty: oh Meowth, it's okay…
Misty reached out to put her hand on Meowth's shoulder, he batted her hand away with one paw while wiping away tears with the other. He turned and headed towards the pokemon centre doors
Misty: Meowth! Where are you going?!
Meowth: …who cares where I'm goin, de only reason fer livin life's gone now…
Without turning or saying a word Meowth took off on four paws, out the double doors and off into the distance, blinded by tears
Misty: …oh Meowth,
Ash: *still laughing* HAHAHAHA Meowth and pikachu, that's like pairing me and misty! HAHAHA
WHACK
Misty: *holding mallet* that's for getting Meowth and pikachu depressed and squashing their love!
WHACK
Misty: that's for denying OUR love!
WHACK
Ash: ouch! …what was that for?
Misty: that was for fun because I'm mad at you! Now I have to go talk to pikachu and make sure she's okay! *turning to Jessie and James* can I trust you two to go get Meowth and bring him back here?
James: yep!
Jessie: you bet! I already have a plan…
Misty: uh, how about this: no crazy plans, no evil schemes, just go talk to him!
Jessie: aww! You're no fun!
Misty wandered into ash's room and joined pikachu staring at the stars on the balcony
Misty: …so, are you okay?
Pikachu: I don't know, I've always kind of felt a spark when we were together but, *looking at the ground* I never imagined anything of it. I thought I was the only one who felt it, that's why I never said anything!
Misty: well, now you know Meowth must feel something!
Pikachu: *looking at the stars again* … I guess,
Misty: … I know it's all happening so fast but, do you think you'll make anything of it?
Pikachu: …I don't know misty, it's awfully soon to be asking those questions let alone answering them!
Pikachu turned and started heading slowly for the door
Misty: where are you going?
Pikachu: …to do a favour for a friend!