A\N: Totes stolen from Definitely, Maybe. Just warning you. I think Lily would sound similar to Summer…. Good, that is. R&R MY MINIONS! (NOT ONIONS, MELS!!)

Disclaimer: Does Jo Rowling have to go to school tomorrow? Is Jo Rowling being pestered by her friends to go and see New Moon (I hope not)? Is Jo Rowling being tempted by the leftover Pecan Pie (Maybe, I'm not sure)? No. I thought not.

James Potter ambled down the road with his girlfriend's hand in his. Who knew London, of all places, could be this wonderful at night?

Suddenly, a question popped into his head "Lily, before you knew you were a witch, what did you want to be? Like, job-wise?"

She looked at him oddly, so he continued his thought "Well, you didn't know about the Order, or any other wizarding jobs, what did you want to be?"

A look of understanding dawned on her face, and then was replaced by embarrassment. "Well, I…I always wanted to be a… uh… a singer"

A grin nearly cracked his face in two "Well, sing us something then."

"What?"

He sat down on a park bench "Anything. Sing me anything. I'd just like to hear your… expertise…" This would have been complimentary, had it not been said with a smirk.

Lily, never one to give up in the face of a challenge, looked up at the sky, fists clenched, as if for inspiration. When she finally looked down, she had a malevolent glint in her eye that scared James witless. That girl could really put the hurt on someone if she wanted!

She parted her thin, rose-tinted lips and started to sing (in a strong, sweet voice that one would not expect to hear from such a petite girl):

How glad the many millions

Of Timothy's and William's

Would be

To capture me

"Not very reassuring, Lils" he muttered. She nudged him so he would shut up, and continued:

But you had such persistence

James snorted. "You could call it that" Another nudge

You wore down my resistance

I fell

And it was swell

You're my big and brave

And handsome Romeo

"Ta much, Lils."He grinned. She groaned and sang on:

And how I won you,

I will never know.

It's not that you're attractive

She giggled at the way he grimaced.

But, oh, how my heart grew active

When you

Came into view

I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie,

All the day and nighttime, hear me sigh

I never had the least notion

That I could fall with so much emotion

Could you cluck?

Could you care?

For a cunning cottage we could share

The world can pardon my mush

Cause I, my baby, have got a crush

on you

James stood there for a moment, then his face broke into a huge smirk, and he threw his arm around Lily.

"Hey Lils, guess what?"

"What"

He twirled around in large circles up the street before warbling in a high, operatic voice "I've gott a cruuuush on youuuuu!"