Intro: These are the turtles' Xmas lists, age 6. That's about it. All bad grammar/spelling is DELIBERATE. Enjoy, review, and then go have a mince pie.
Mikeys Xmas Prezzie List
A rockit big enuf to fly around in space so i can go meet some aliens and have a pet alen allyen alien and id call him Pete and id feed him pop tarts every day!
A big lazer gun so i can shoot stuff peeeow peeeeow BOOM BOOM BOOM and then i can make everywun do wat i say or ill shoot them!
Fake bugs to scare Rafie with
A pet dinersaw dinysor dinosaur with big sharp teeth and big green iys and I can sit on its bak and ride to places and if Rafie says mean stuff it can sit on him!
A sprey bottul with a horn on top so I can go HONK HONK HONK and annoy peeple
A new playstayshun with loadsa games and fancy cuntrolls so it only works for ME and then Rafie cant hog it!
Invizzybul hedphones so wen Leos talking i can pretend to lissen but I wont reely reelly be lissening!
A Speshul specul special eddyshun edishun Silver Sentry acshun figure
Remote controll poking machine for poking peepul
A talking hat like in hary potter
A pizza machine with loadsa toppings like peperoni and peenut butter and anchee anchy those salty fishies
A crate full of GUMMY BEARS! Yum yum
Donatello's Christmas List
The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
God Created the Integers by Stephen Hawking
An electron microscope
A blowtorch
A Wacky Inflatable Waving Arms Man (to distract Mikey whenever he comes to annoy me)
A radio transmitter and receiver
A car battery
Leo-proof kitchen appliances
A 1000 horsepower car engine
A coffee machine
A teddy (preferably purple, and disguised as a computer so nobody knows)
RAPHS XMAS LIST HANDS OFF
PUNCHBAG
FLAMETHROWER
CHAINSAW
TANK
TORTURE MACHINE LIKE IN THE SAW MOVIES BIG ENOUGH TO FIT LEOS BIG HEAD IN
MACHINE GUN
MOTORCYCLE
LAZER GUN
HEAT SEEKING ROKET LONCHER LAUNCHER
BIG BIG BIG HUNGRY TIGER BUT PUT IT IN MIKEYS ROOM
Leo's Christmas List
Eternal life
Infinite Wisdom
IM LEO AND IM SO BORING I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING COOL FOR XMAS AND I THINK IM THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD BUT IM NOT AND MY FEET STINK AND Ignore that! Raph wrote it!
A microwave that doesn't blow up when I touch it
A nightlight for Mikey (because he keeps having nightmares, but he'll forget to put it on his list, and I don't know where to get one)
Splinter's Christmas List
Peace
Quiet
Merry Christmas! Jesus loves you!