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A/N: Set during episode 2, Showmance.

"What was that?"

Kurt turned and smiled at the quarterback.

"What was what, Finn?"

The taller boy growled and stepped towards him. Years of being bullied had conditioned Kurt to step back, away from the potential threat.

But Finn advanced further, and before Kurt realized it, he was up against the wall.

"You slapped my ass," Finn said, his face looming above the smaller boy's.

"Er - " Kurt gasped.

"In front of the entire school," Finn finished. He wasn't frowning, just staring down at Kurt with darkened eyes.

Kurt could feel Finn's aura spreading around him, encompassing him. He could smell Finn's sweat, as well as something special - oh god, it was cologne. Euphoria For Men by Calvin Klein, Kurt thought, a touch dreamily.

He was a little scared. After all, Finn could easily kick his ass. But more than that, Finn was hot as hell, and in his personal space.

Kurt bit his lip to keep from moaning as Finn's hand slid to his hip, anchoring the smaller boy in place against the wall.

"So, what was that about?"

"Harmless... fun," Kurt managed to say, without his voice shaking too much.

"Harmless fun?" Finn said softly. "I don't think so."

Finn leaned in further, and Kurt fought himself to stay very still. Those lips were just so close, and suddenly...

Kurt was being kissed. Finn's mouth moved aggressively over his own, dominating Kurt with his lips and his oh so capable tongue.

This was not how Kurt had imagined his first kiss. No, this was definitely better, Kurt thought as he kissed back urgently. He was still anchored to the wall, and Finn's leg shifted to keep him there - pressing right between Kurt's own legs.

Kurt gasped and moaned in surprise and pleasure, overcome by the sensation of Finn pressing against him right there. Oh wow, this was not going to take long, Kurt realized as Finn's leg began to rub against his crotch.

Then, as suddenly as he'd begun, Finn withdrew.

Kurt grasped at the wall, breathing heavily and staring at Finn.

There was a moment's silence as Kurt fought to stay upright and Finn looked down at him smugly.

"Finn?" Kurt finally managed to speak. "What - what was that?"

Finn brushed his hands together, in a typical 'my work is done here' gesture.

"Harmless fun," he said, his voice calm, with just a hint of amusement.

Kurt just gaped as Finn walked off, whistling casually. He'd never been more turned on in his life - and then he'd been abandoned.

Revenge, Kurt thought, Finn just wanted revenge...

But then the smaller boy saw Finn do something, just before he disappeared from Kurt's line of vision. He adjusted his pants - and Kurt finally saw what he'd been too distracted to notice before - a slight bulge.

A slow smile began to spread across Kurt's face. No matter Finn's intentions, that didn't change the fact that the kiss had had the same effect on him.

Speaking of revenge, Kurt was going to get it. Finn was going to pay - in the best of ways, Kurt thought with a pleased sigh.

Adjusting his own jeans, Kurt walked off stage, already planning his next move.