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Voldemort paced back and forth in the dark room of Malfoy manor. He was bored, bored, bored. Lets see, he could go torture some muggles? Naaaa he did that yesterday. The final season for home and away was finished and he had all ready watched Pride and Prejudice, something he would never admit to Severes. Well he could always go and listen to his new album, Brittany Spears he bought the other day. Oh wait, Bellatrix broke the CD Player. He sighed. I know, he thought. He would call Severes and ask him if there was anything to do. Voldemort called Severes and he came in.

"Yes my lord?"

"Severs I am bored, do you know if there is anything to do?"

Severs looked thoughtful.

" Well, Shrek is on tonight."

Voldemort looked shocked.

"Shrek? I can't watch that, it is too scary. What with the talking donkey and ogre, not to mention I'm allergic to cats."

"Well Halloween is tonight my lord. It is where all the muggles go out and get free candy. Just by dressing up in a costume."

Voldemort ears perked up.

"Free candy you say? Then what are we waiting for? We shall leave at once with Wormtail and Draco."

Soon Wormtail and Draco had gathered together with Voldemort and Severs wondering why they were there.

"My lord, could this be quick?" Draco asked. "Only that I am half way baking some brownies."

"No Draco it can not, tonight we are going out for a muggle tradition of Halloween. Now no one is to mention this to Bellatrix, no way in hell do I want her to come with…"

Suddenly the door burst open and Bellatrix came flying in. she jumped on the table and waved her wand around.

"Youuuuuuuuuu hooooooooo! Somebody call me?"

"Speak of the bitch and she shall be here," Voldemort muttered under his breath.

Bellatrix took out a bottle of sunscreen and squirted it into her hair.

"Um Bellatrix, why are you applying sunscreen in your hair?" Wormtail asked.

Bellatrix rolled her eyes at him as if I were obvious.

"Because uglyrat face, it gets rid of your frizzes, everyone knew that."

" Mental," Severs muttered.

In a flash Bellatrix's head turned to him.

" I am not insane! Crucio!"

Severs fell to the floor as she laughed insanely at him. The spell was lifted and Voldemort gave a sigh.

"Must we go threw this every meeting I have?"

Bellatrix turned to Voldemort.

"Oh my Voldy Moldy! I didn't see you my love. Why didn't you call me to your meeting?"

"Because Bellatrix, I didn't want you here."

She laughed.

"Oh your sooo funny Voldidikins! But that's why I love you."

And with that she threw her arms around him.

"Get off me!"

He pushed her away and she fell down giggling. Voldemort ignored her and went back to serious business.

" Now Halloween is tonight and we must come dressed as the most scariest gruesome monsters. It is a muggle tradition where we get, no wait for it… FREE CANDY!" the deatheaters whooped and cheered when he said this. "So we shall meet back here in fifteen minutes in costumes."

Draco groaned.

" But my lord, I have a date tonight. We were going to go…"

But Voldemort cut him off.

"Now Draco, wouldn't you rather spend time with us then with a girl?"

"Not really."

"Silence! You are coming with us weather you like it or not."

The deatheaters left and fifteen minutes later they were in the room. Wormtail couldn't find a costume but was reassured by Severes that he didn't need one his face was scary enough. Severes put an eye patch on and claimed he was a pirate, Draco was dressed as a zombie and Bellatrix was dressed as Brittany Spears.

"But that's not scary!"

Bellatrix frowned at Draco's remark.

"Her singing is enough to scare anyone!"

But Voldemort wasn't there. Then they heard his voice from behind the door.

"Now my fellow friends, what I am is the most terrifying thing ever. You better hold yourself for the most frightening, scariest and gruesome costume ever!"

Voldemort stepped out in white makeup, big red shoes, baggy pants and a red nose. He was a clown. The deatheaters burst out laughing and he frowned at them.

"A clown! That's not scary!"

" You may think that Severes but you never had one tip seltzer down your pants when you were five!"

Wormtail looked puzzled.

"My lord why…"

"Don't ask. Now are we all ready to go?"

The deatheaters all held up there plastic bags. Voldemort scanned their outfits.

"Good job Draco, yes wormtail you are quite scary with out the costume."

He beamed up at him.

"Thank you m lord."

"That wasn't a compliment. Ahhh a Goth Severes, very nice."

He frowned.

"I'm a pirate."

"Oh? And Bellatrix, how is Brittany Spears scary?"

"Well her singing is horrible!"

Voldemort eyes bulged and he fumed.

"You did not just diss Brittany Spears! She is awesome! With the whole 'Opps I did it again! I played with…"

But all the deatheaters were covering their ears.

"Please my lord!"

"Fine! Ok, lets go."

Hey every1 who read this. So I was on my computer n felt like writing this! Did u like it? Yes? No? plz review or Bellatrix shall madly torture u into insanity!