MAH FIRST SEQUELLLLL!!! Please be gentle… major OOC ness…

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~EFFIN AWESOME SEQUEL OF DOOM! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CHAPTER 1

Uhuh?

"Do you take this woman, to have and to hold to (BLAH BLAH MARRIAGE MARRIAGE!)?"

"I do" Gaara said boldly.

"Miss Koneko, Do you take this man to (BLAH?)"

"Uhuh?" I nodded dumbly, Gaara just chuckled.

"Then you may kiss the bride."

"Wait, is that him or me?" Naruto's eyebrows furrowed

"Just kiss." Okay, I can DO that! I puckered up and followed through with his instructions. After the kiss, I jumped up.

"HA MEL! I GOT MARRIED BEFORE YOU AND LEE!!!" I said pointing to the bride's maid death glaring at me. "IM JUST KIDDING MEL! I LUB CHU!" I screamed, walking to the LIMO!!!! Naw just kidding, it was a rather nice horse drawn carriage with the ever popular words 'just married' on the back. She made extra sure that she threw rice in my FACE when we passed by.

AFTAH DE HONEY MOON

"Hey Gaara?"'

"Yes?" "I was…just wondering…"

"What exactly were you wondering?" "Well…I want you to meet my brother. I may have told him I would never come back, but that was 2 years ago. Sooo I would kind of like to see him again."

"You're cute when you're nervous."

"You're cute when you blow things up." I smiled.

"By the way, we can go see him whenever you like."

"Brace yourself…" I warned, giving an awesome death warning of doom, backing up and running like hell.

"KONEKO!!!!" he screamed scurrying.

"RUNNING DEATH GLOMP OF DOOM!"

"AAAAHHHH!" He screamed when I landed on him.

"Thank you!"

THE TREE!

"HAHAHAHA! I remember this!" I said, pointing at the monkey and hamster playing foosball.

"How does this help?" he said, pointing at the tree.

"You jump off it and you land in my dimension." I explained.

"Ah, I have an easier idea." his sand surrounded us and we rose up.

"Cool…"

MY OLD WORLD!!!

Soooo wandering the streets dressed like we were was NOT a good idea…Cat calls, woots and insults flew from the mouths of the passers and nothing BUT insults flew from mine.

"That's a word?" Gaara said, startled.

"Mhm and a common one here." I said. "Well, we're here!" I stood in front of the awesome apartment complex of DOOM!

"…LEAD THE WAY OH MIGHTY PRINCESS!" he screamed, which rather startled me. I walked ahead to apartment 20; ah so many things have happened on these steps.

"BILLY BILLY BUTT BUTT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WHAT!!!!" I screamed, entering the house. "OH LUCY IM HOOOME!"

"KONEKO!?" I herd bangs, and a crash followed by a series of curse words.

"That's a word too?" Gaara whispered. I nodded. My brother strode out of his room.

"YEAH! THAT'S MUAH, FUCK FACE!"

"KONEKO!!! 2 FUCKING YEARS AND ALL I GET IS A LETTER, SPOILED MILK, OATMEAL AND CAT URINE!? I thought I taught you better!" he chided halfheartedly. He stopped, looking Gaara up and down. "Koneko, why does this man look like the guy you have so many stalker pictures of?"

"Because it is said guy."

"You're delusional! He's probably a really good cosplayer!"

"No sir, I am not, and it is a pleasure to meet my brides--" I clapped my hand over his mouth.

"I wanna tell him!"

"Bride? Tell me what!?" he said warily.

"Well, Gaara is my husband; we got married 1 month ago in the other world."

"KONEKO!!! YOUR ONLY 17!!! YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!?"

"I MAY BE 17 BUT THAT'S OLD ENOUGH TO CHOSE WHO TO BE HAPPY WITH!"

"Billy, is it? I will be happy to inform you that I will do my best to care for your sister, and you shouldn't worry about her safety, for I will protect her with my life."

"AWWW see! You brought out his mushy side! I woulda preferred his 'lets blow things up' side, but this is nice!" I said, forcing them into a group hug.

"Your sister brings out the best in me…"

"Well, psychopath meets unstable mood swingy guy, I think its true love!" I swung my arm and made contact with his stomach (I punched him) with a satisfying 'Thump'

"Shut up! So…Billy, we gotta village to run, love to stay but…BYE!" I said, pushing him, grabbing Gaara and booking it.

WEIRD TIME SKIP TO OUR…ISH WORLD!

"Why did you push him?"

"He would have NEVER let me leave."

"Ah."

"Come on Gaara; let's go make fun of Mel."

"Sounds fun."

"Indubitably!" (I typed it in, thinking it wasn't a real world BUT IT IS!)

"Sand?"

"SAND!" I agreed, grabbing his hand.

TELEPORTING TELEPORTING TELEPORTING SAND GUY!!! And girl…

"I love when you do that…" He just chuckled. "Sh, just listen for Mel shouting loud and completely weird commands."

"LEE! HIT THAT LOG LIKE IT KILLED YOUR FATHER!"

"THIS LOG DID KILL MY FATHER! Why the HELL do you think I've been kicking the crap OUTTA the same log for YEARS!?"

"DON'T TALK BACK!" I smirked.

"That way!" I snuck over to the noise. "MEL!" She jumped, punching Lee in the face.

"KONEKO YOU BASTARD!" she screamed in anger.

"YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOUR FIANCÉ GOT PWNED!"

"Ow…my face." Lee said, getting up rather slowly.

"PWNED!" I screamed again. "MWAHAHAHA! THAT'S OWNED WITH A P!!!"

"You anger me…"

"I succeeded in my plot then…" to destroy the WORLD!!!(Bwahahaha)

"HAPPY HYPER DANCING TIME!!!" Gaara shouted…Mel just stared at him.

"Wow, I didn't think she'd have that much effect on you, Gaara." He didn't really know what she said, he was too busy dancing.

"WOW GAARA! YOUR YOUTH IS STRONG!!! I MUST USE THIS TRAINING TECHNIQUE!" Lee screamed, getting up and dancing.

"LEE!" Mel screamed, then waved her hands. "Never mind, have fun."

"GAARA! YOUR SO AWESOME! YOU'RE LIKE FIRE IN A JAR!" I said, clinging on to him like a leach.

"…cause im THAT hot?"

"Exactly…"

"WOOT!"

"You're as cute as the surprised kitty…" awwww I love the surprised kitty!

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DID YOU LIKE IT???? ITS MAH FIRST SEQUEL! Um, if you didn't notice, there is a two year time skip…so yeah. This wasn't very random, I promise the other ones will be!

Ko-chan(OR IS IT!?) DAMN YOU NOT TODD! STOP SAYING THAT! *Beats with news paper*