House Rules
ffnet has seen fit to screw with the formatting on this one. You have my apologies.
1) Nothing goes in the microwave without Mom's okay.
- marshmallows, Peeps, soap, water bottles, socks, mood rings, and paper-mache volcanoes are a no-go
2) I must enter the house through the front and back doors.
- Windows are not "baby doors."
3) BA cannot make me do anything, no matter how BA he is.
4) I must not hold funerals for any mounts my dad makes.
5) I must not feed BA paper and pretend it was my homework.
6) French fries are not vegetables.
- neither is fudge
7) No cleats in the house
- Nothing that has been on the football field is allowed past the laundry room
- this includes footballs
- it doesn't include me
8) No one goes into Dad's shop without permission (like anyone would want to)
9) Mom is not to be disturbed until her second cup of coffee
- unless aliens are invading
- or the world is ending - and I have proof
10) We must sleep until AT LEAST 5 am on X-Mas morning
- or remain quietly in my room until then