Amarwen: Hello and welcome! Today Luke Skywalker will be saying the disclaimer.

Luke: Why me?

Amarwen: You are the only other person in the room so say it. *Pulls out wooden stake*

Luke: Fine, Amarwen does not own Star Wars or anything but an evil cat named Sandy.

Chapter 1: E.D.L.A

Darth Vader was sitting in room 36 on the Death Star. Across the room was Lord Voldemort, Sauron , Saruman and King Galbatorix with his black dragon. He had no clue why he was there but he had gotten a letter earlier that day to be at room 36 at 2:45 and 15seconds.

Since when was there a room 36?, he thought to himself.

"Does anyone know why we are here and why we have to wear these stupid nametags?" asked Galbatorix taking off his name tag. Behind him the dragon growled.

"I will tell you why," came a voice from the doorway. A figure dressed in a dark cloak with the hood up walked in.

"AAGGHH! It's the Grim Reaper!" Sauron screamed, while running behind a chair.

"Silence, I'm not the Grim Reaper you moron, I am Darth Sidious. I have called you all here because I am creating a group that will help me gain control of the galaxy."

"Cool, can we have a Facebook group?" asked Voldemort.

"I guess, but later. We shall be called the Evil Dark Lord Association or E.D.L.A for short."

"EAT MUFFINS!" came another voice from the doorway. Standing there was a high school girl with brown eyes and light brown hair. In her hands were some muffins.

"And you are?" Darth Vader asked.

"It doesn't matter, she isn't one of us, now go away before I hurt you!" Darth Sidious said, getting annoyed.

"Now now, Palpatine don't be rude. My name is Amarwen, I am the authoress of this fan fic. I am your worst nightmare, and my friends and I will make your lives a misery. Now I said EAT MUFFINS!" and Amarwen started throwing the muffins at the dark lords. Sauron hid behind Voldemort, who was hiding behind a crying Galbatorix. Amarwen then laughed like a crazy maniac and ran away.

*On the other side of the Death Star*

"Captain where is..."

"NEVER CALL ME PALPATINE!!!"

"Don't worry, found him"

*E.D.L.A headquarters*

"That was odd," commented Voldemort and everyone agreed.

"Now our first task is to..."

"Find my ring" asked Sauron

"Rule Alagaesia?" Asked Galbatorix

"Yum, blueberry muffin." Voldemort said while picking up a muffin.

"No, you nim nuts we will..."

Suddenly Amarwen came running back in with a spork and tennis balls.

"What are they for?" Saruman said in a bored voice.

"They my dear friends are for hunting little pixies."

"You do know pixies don't exist." Palpatine questioned.

"Pulpy, pulpy, pulpy, if they don't exist how could they kidnap my friends?"

"And your friends are...?" Voldemort asked.

"That is none of your business Mouldy Voldy, but since you asked their names are Ahsoka and Nemesis."

"My ex-padawan!" screeched Vader in a very out of character voice.

"Yup, the same. Now if you don't mind I must go save her and Nemesis from the pixies before they are forced to drink tea in tiny little cups and eat cute little cupcake." And she ran off, again.

"Now can I make a Facebook group?"

Amarwen: I would like to thank Random Nemesis whose story Therapy inspired me to write this. I recommend it to everyone who reads this.

Darth Vader: So you saved her and Ahsoka?

Ahsoka: *creeps up behind Vader* If she didn't I wouldn't be here.

Darth Vader: *screams a girly scream*

Amarwen: I will now give everyone a question and the first 2 people to get it right shall appear in future chapters.

Nemesis: Include your lightsaber colour, description, gender and any random weapon etc you would like to have e.g. I have my pitchfork and Amarwen has her wooden stake.

Amarwen: Here it goes: Who are my two fave male characters from Star Wars? Remember only the first 2 correct entries will appear, I will PM you if you get in.

Darth Vader: You guys are odd...

Amarwen, Nemesis and Ahsoka: YUP!

Nemesis:* eats some pie*