A/N: Hey. I'm sitting in BST (Business Systems and Technology) and I'm done
with my work and extremely bored, so I decided to write something.
Getting some, and how badly Luigi can confuse an innocent statement.
Luigi was walking to Toad's house to go pay him a visit. He hadn't seen his mushroom friend in a long time, so the visit was long overdue. He reached his house, and was about to knock, when he heard voices inside.
"Hey Yoshi? About what we were talking about yesterday? Guess what?" said a voice.
That's Toad, Luigi thought.
"What?" asked Yoshi.
"I got some."
"What?!"
WHAT, exclaimed Luigi in his head.
"You did? Cool! From who?" Yoshi exclaimed, happy for his friend.
Good question, thought Luigi.
"Peach," answered Toad.
Luigi's eyes got huge. PEACH?
"Really? She wouldn't do that for me..."muttered Yoshi.
Hell, thought Luigi, she wouldn't do that for anyone. " 'cept-a maybe Mario," he muttered.
"Wanna see?" Toad asked.
That pervert taped it? Luigi pulled his ear from the door.
"Sure!"
"Cool, hold on, I'll go get it," Toad said.
There were some footsteps. Then, "Hey, Yoshi! Wanna come over tonight?"
Luigi put his ear back to the door.
"Why?" asked Yoshi.
"Cause Peach is coming over again, and we're gonna play!" came a voice from afar. Probably the bedroom.
"Really? Where'd she get some from?" asked Yoshi, obviously interested.
"Bowser had given her some for her birthday," Toad said, and his voice was closer, so he was probably out of the bedroom.
SAY WHAT, Luigi's head exploded.
"He's coming over, too. So's Mario."
What, he's having orgies now or something, Luigi thought in amazement.
"Bowser's got some? Who'd he get it from?" Yoshi asked, doubtful.
Luigi wanted to know that answer, too. It WAS Bowser afterall.
"Well, actually, he got it from himself, last Christmas," Toad answered matter-of-factorly.
"I think I'ma going to be-a sick..." mummbled Luigi.
" Oh. Where'd Mario get it from then?"
"Peach. Don't you remember? His birthday, he got some," Toad said.
He did, asked Luigi in his head.
"Oh. Ok, then, I'll come over. And we're all gonna play right?"
"Yup."
"Is Bowser's very big?" Yoshi inquired.
"Yeah. Probably cause he plays with it so much."
Luigi could be seen holding his stomach. How did he never know that his little mushroom friend was into this kinda thing? And Yoshi, too, for that matter.
"Is Luigi coming?"
"Nope. He hasn't gotten any."
How the hell did they know that, Luigi exclaimed, blushing furiously. Was nothing sacred in this world anymore??!
"Oh. If he'd just ask, I'd give him some. His birthday is coming up right?"
At this point Luigi bolted from the door.
Inside Toad's house. Yoshi was ogling over what Toad had brought out.
"Yeah, his birthday is coming up. Thought I'm not quite sure he's into that kinda thing..." Toad said.
"Dude, who's NOT into remote control cars?!" Yoshi demanded, looking enviously at Toad's silver Corvette, which he had just recieved from Peach.
"Good point," Toad shrugged, and sat down with Yoshi to talk about what kinda things he wanted to add to his car.
^_^. Ok, probably not what you were expecting, but that's what you get from ultimate boredom. A whole lot of playing on words. It's not done yet, mind you, there'll be at least 2 more chapters. Review please. Later!
Getting some, and how badly Luigi can confuse an innocent statement.
Luigi was walking to Toad's house to go pay him a visit. He hadn't seen his mushroom friend in a long time, so the visit was long overdue. He reached his house, and was about to knock, when he heard voices inside.
"Hey Yoshi? About what we were talking about yesterday? Guess what?" said a voice.
That's Toad, Luigi thought.
"What?" asked Yoshi.
"I got some."
"What?!"
WHAT, exclaimed Luigi in his head.
"You did? Cool! From who?" Yoshi exclaimed, happy for his friend.
Good question, thought Luigi.
"Peach," answered Toad.
Luigi's eyes got huge. PEACH?
"Really? She wouldn't do that for me..."muttered Yoshi.
Hell, thought Luigi, she wouldn't do that for anyone. " 'cept-a maybe Mario," he muttered.
"Wanna see?" Toad asked.
That pervert taped it? Luigi pulled his ear from the door.
"Sure!"
"Cool, hold on, I'll go get it," Toad said.
There were some footsteps. Then, "Hey, Yoshi! Wanna come over tonight?"
Luigi put his ear back to the door.
"Why?" asked Yoshi.
"Cause Peach is coming over again, and we're gonna play!" came a voice from afar. Probably the bedroom.
"Really? Where'd she get some from?" asked Yoshi, obviously interested.
"Bowser had given her some for her birthday," Toad said, and his voice was closer, so he was probably out of the bedroom.
SAY WHAT, Luigi's head exploded.
"He's coming over, too. So's Mario."
What, he's having orgies now or something, Luigi thought in amazement.
"Bowser's got some? Who'd he get it from?" Yoshi asked, doubtful.
Luigi wanted to know that answer, too. It WAS Bowser afterall.
"Well, actually, he got it from himself, last Christmas," Toad answered matter-of-factorly.
"I think I'ma going to be-a sick..." mummbled Luigi.
" Oh. Where'd Mario get it from then?"
"Peach. Don't you remember? His birthday, he got some," Toad said.
He did, asked Luigi in his head.
"Oh. Ok, then, I'll come over. And we're all gonna play right?"
"Yup."
"Is Bowser's very big?" Yoshi inquired.
"Yeah. Probably cause he plays with it so much."
Luigi could be seen holding his stomach. How did he never know that his little mushroom friend was into this kinda thing? And Yoshi, too, for that matter.
"Is Luigi coming?"
"Nope. He hasn't gotten any."
How the hell did they know that, Luigi exclaimed, blushing furiously. Was nothing sacred in this world anymore??!
"Oh. If he'd just ask, I'd give him some. His birthday is coming up right?"
At this point Luigi bolted from the door.
Inside Toad's house. Yoshi was ogling over what Toad had brought out.
"Yeah, his birthday is coming up. Thought I'm not quite sure he's into that kinda thing..." Toad said.
"Dude, who's NOT into remote control cars?!" Yoshi demanded, looking enviously at Toad's silver Corvette, which he had just recieved from Peach.
"Good point," Toad shrugged, and sat down with Yoshi to talk about what kinda things he wanted to add to his car.
^_^. Ok, probably not what you were expecting, but that's what you get from ultimate boredom. A whole lot of playing on words. It's not done yet, mind you, there'll be at least 2 more chapters. Review please. Later!